25 Ways You Can Tell You're Getting Old...

**Dave321** · 01-12-2006, 09:29 AM

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"

**Flexor** · 01-12-2006, 09:33 AM

Funny post

**Smak** · 01-12-2006, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Never really bothered

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. No

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. Yes

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. Yes

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. Yes

6. You watch the Weather Channel. Yes

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." No

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Very True

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." Yes

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo. Yes

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Yes

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Yes

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. Yes

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. No

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. Yes Very much!

16. You take naps. Yes but I always have

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one. Yes Yes Yes LOL

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach. Yes

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.Hell Nah

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." Nope

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. Sometimes

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again." Yes!

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Yes ha ha

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Never have

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"

WOOT WOOT 4 JUSTIN!!!

Good post cuz.

**Epiphany** · 01-12-2006, 10:34 AM

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. is the only one that doesn't apply...otherwise, I guess I'm gettin' old...lol

Thanks for making me laugh!!

**powerliftmike** · 01-12-2006, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Epiphany

Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. is the only one that doesn't apply...otherwise, I guess I'm gettin' old...lol

Thanks for making me laugh!!

Haha

**Teabagger** · 01-12-2006, 11:29 AM

Oh man..is my wife on this thread telling stories about me again???

**Pinkvelvet** · 01-12-2006, 11:37 AM

Why is this ringing true!!!!?????

Pathetic!

**Mizfit** · 01-12-2006, 11:52 AM

i guess im never gonna grow up.. Damn

**StoneGRMI** · 01-12-2006, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

For a minute there I thought I was getting old...good thing its still pretty good stuff.

**Evil Predator** · 01-12-2006, 12:06 PM

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

Giocandi baby, 4$/liter

what shit that stuff was...

**Dave321** · 01-12-2006, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

For a minute there I thought I was getting old...good thing its still pretty good stuff.

lmao!

**cfiler** · 01-12-2006, 02:31 PM

**crazykris6** · 01-12-2006, 03:42 PM

I liked that post it made me laugh. lolo.

RA · 01-12-2006, 03:44 PM

Wow do those hit the nail on the head..lol.

**tryingtogetbig** · 01-12-2006, 03:46 PM

yep...I'm definitely getting old!

funny stuff!

peace,

ttgb

**Alex2** · 01-12-2006, 05:00 PM

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**Dave321** · 01-14-2006, 08:01 PM

bumpz

**steve0** · 01-14-2006, 08:10 PM

i love number 25 i love it

SVTMuscle* · 01-14-2006, 08:33 PM

so true, so true. i loveeeeeee it.

luckly, i still have 2 months of being a teenager so i dont need to worry about those just yet!

**juicy_brucy** · 01-14-2006, 09:19 PM

Justin. call me tomorrow if you are in town.
I'm still waiting for you to show me your Chest routiene!
BTW, funny post. I must be getting old.

**Red Ketchup** · 01-15-2006, 12:17 AM

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Nope

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. Yep

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. Yep

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5am!

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. No way!

6. You watch the Weather Channel. Not a chance!

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." Yep

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 38 actually...

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." sure they do!

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo. Yep!

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Ugh... yeah

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. No taco hells here

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. Yeah...

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. Ain't got a dog...

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. Heck no! My couch is mega comfy

16. You take naps. All the time on my couch!

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one. Yuuuup!

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach. Oh yeah! Big time! Zantac here I come!

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests. Yep, I buy zantac by the bucket!

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." It never was....

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. No way, I'm a BB dammit! chicken breasts for breakfast!

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again." Oh man yeah

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Nope...

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Nah...

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?" Of course!

Red