Attention: All Sexually Active Men!!!
Let your girlfriends toss your salads or vice versa!!! Please sit down with your lady friends and have them read my analogies to better living. This is a free session to elevate your sexual encounters with your significant others... I will treat this session as a trial, my services can be rather expensive so please DO NOT take it with a grain of salt!
Here is 5 steps to better living... please take notes (stayinstacked, I know you are not an advocate of this process, you need to treat your mind like a parachute and open it):
1. Clean up
Cleanliness is even more of a issue with an****gus than with traditional oral sex. Taking a bath or shower together is a relaxing form of foreplay and will allow your partner to get squeaky clean. You or your partner should soap their butt, and rinse thoroughly with warm water. An enema usually isn't necessary if you wash well.
2. Ease in
Let you partner relax and get comfortable with you exploring their posterior before you bury your tongue in their lovehole. Massage their back and buttocks, kiss and caress their thighs and ass cheeks. Spread their cheeks and blow warm breaths over their hole. Lick, suck, and nibble their butt, perineum (the area of skin between the azz and genitals), and the skin around their pucker. Get everything warm, wet, and lubricated with saliva. Buttholes usually contract when stimulated, and then expand. Lick gently or tap the tip of your tongue against their butt, and wait for a response. After a bit of gentle probing, the sphincter muscles should start to relax and welcome deeper exploration.
3. Work your tongue
The anal region is full of sensitive nerve endings just begging for your tongue's caress. Keep your mouth moist and supple as you work their hole over. Keep your tongue loose and paint wide circle around their pucker. Make it tight, long and pointed to probe and penetrate. Work it in and out, around and around, till your partner begs for more.
4. Use your hands
In some ass-eating positions, your hands may be full keeping your partner's butt cheeks spread to allow you better access to their bunghole. But it's worthwhile to convince them to either sit on your face or reach back and clamp their ass open wide themselves. That way you can put your own paws to work massaging your partner's clit, or tweaking her nipples.
5. Pig out
Once you've got your face in your partner's butt, don't hold back. Worship your partner's ass. Get lost in it, make love to it. If both partners approach it with openness and enthusiasm, they will be rewarded with unparalleled enjoyment, whether eating ass is a main course, a spicy side dish, or appetizer for anal sex.
As I said, this consultation has been a curtesy session. Any PM's or e-mail inquiries can be deemed in exchange for cilias, a sweedish penis pump, and the Hollywood hit, "Position Impossible". Please excuse me, I have many other clients to attend to.
JS
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