Il start it off :
There are three kind of people in the world: those who can do maths and those who can't.
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Il start it off :
There are three kind of people in the world: those who can do maths and those who can't.
i confuse the confused all the time.. it's a lot of fun..
i dont get it
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line , in the opposite direction -- ty webb
what's the opposite of "above me"?
blow me :aaGreen22
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Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
and there you have it folks.. :lol:
If jack got on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse?
if it wasn't for my horse, i'd never have spent that year in college. -- lewis black
if you were stuck on a bus full of gay men would you get off?
has your mom ever caught ya in the closet beating off?
ever suck a d1ck you didn't like?
Member: If I cleaned my dick, would you suck it?!?!
Noob: NOOO!!!
Member: Ahhh, so you like dirty dicks!!!
Question: how long is a piece of string?
Answer: it is twice the distance from the middle to one end.
Second Question: Why are you such a smart ass?
Answer: Why Not, Eh?
:1hifu:
even though i dont have a secretary at my desk i often pik up my phone and say ***** line.. and if i want to speak to the person i will start talking right away and if i dont i will say can i take a msg they arent avail right now..
i do the same on my cell..
My chiropractor called my cell a few minutes after i left the office and i didnt recognize the number and i said Mizfits line how may i direct your call.. He started laughing and said, Miss you just left my office i know it's you..
BUSTED!
To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to sat of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true. - Aristotle
I have no idea what you were gonna say because u haven't said it yet
wanna go halves on a bastard?
i love lamp
If everything I say is a lie, am I lying or telling the truth? - Mr Spock
my wall isnt 4 feet high
Why do we drive on parkways, but park on driveways?
where is the left hand mouse?
I never look busy because i did it right the first time
Huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizfit
you shut ur mouth when your talking to me
some say pickle better cucumber
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Originally Posted by anaBROLIC
:wg: that was funny , wedding crashers
Stop your crying or I will give you something to cry about.
i dont even know what the FUK a Quail is!Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
some say cucumbers are better pickled... what? huh?? what???Quote:
Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
sir, i couldnt even pick out my own penis on a line
what the hell? i laughed real loud when i read thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Justin Sane