Thread: The Platypus in All Of Us
01-21-2006, 03:24 PM #1
The Platypus in All Of Us
Deep down, I think we're all on the brink of extinction when you really think about it. I mean, think hard here. Really very hard. Say you make a killer lasagna, and then you're out one day walking down a busy street with cars whipping about recklessly all over the place and suddenly your vagina starts hemorrhaging and you die. The delicious odour of said killer lasagna will never again be wafted. We are all dying in our own way I think and it's up to us to leave our legacy. Personally, I've chosen to leave behind an intricate sculpture of the Florida Keys I made out of my own feces. I've sealed it with a powerful lacquer to preserve it for all of time. My platypus will live on. But I ask you, will yours still be around in the year 3498 AD, when cyborgs roam the Earth, pillaging and raping the once-proud race of salamander-men who had ruled harmoniously with the land they so loyally served and protected for centuries upon centuries?
01-21-2006, 03:32 PM #2
wait a second...I HAVE A VAGINA?!?!...
01-21-2006, 03:33 PM #3
01-21-2006, 03:43 PM #4
Yeah. I picked up some shrooms in Holland today also...
01-21-2006, 03:46 PM #5
are these the famous stories i hear about lol
01-21-2006, 04:29 PM #6Originally Posted by chest6
Oh yes they are....i dont think i ever replied to any but they were a great read.
01-21-2006, 04:31 PM #7
Somebody needs to help this guy out I think his sources are giving him something else hahaha
01-21-2006, 04:33 PM #8
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more.
01-21-2006, 06:10 PM #9Originally Posted by eGGz
01-21-2006, 07:35 PM #10
oh my dear lord...nathan where the hell have you been?
glad i logged in today. that little story just made my day.
01-21-2006, 07:43 PM #11
that is the first story of Nathans i have ever read and i dont know if i am confused or it actually made total sense to me??????
01-21-2006, 07:53 PM #12Originally Posted by WEBBNB
They shall all leave you feeling that way.
01-21-2006, 08:00 PM #13Originally Posted by decadbal
01-21-2006, 08:06 PM #14
mine would but I'm really more of a pterodactyl man myself
01-21-2006, 09:28 PM #15Originally Posted by eGGz
01-21-2006, 10:23 PM #16
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Darn platypus. bump
07-24-2008, 04:14 PM #18
07-24-2008, 06:53 PM #19
The platypus has a point because If train A leaves grand central station on the west cost traveling at 45 kilometers per minute and its midnight in manila. Then once upon a time really is worth the price of tea in Iran.
07-24-2008, 07:33 PM #20
My brain just farted
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