The Platypus in All Of Us

**Nathan** · 01-21-2006, 03:24 PM

Deep down, I think we're all on the brink of extinction when you really think about it. I mean, think hard here. Really very hard. Say you make a killer lasagna, and then you're out one day walking down a busy street with cars whipping about recklessly all over the place and suddenly your vagina starts hemorrhaging and you die. The delicious odour of said killer lasagna will never again be wafted. We are all dying in our own way I think and it's up to us to leave our legacy. Personally, I've chosen to leave behind an intricate sculpture of the Florida Keys I made out of my own feces. I've sealed it with a powerful lacquer to preserve it for all of time. My platypus will live on. But I ask you, will yours still be around in the year 3498 AD, when cyborgs roam the Earth, pillaging and raping the once-proud race of salamander-men who had ruled harmoniously with the land they so loyally served and protected for centuries upon centuries?

**Myka** · 01-21-2006, 03:32 PM

wait a second...I HAVE A VAGINA?!?!...

**Hackamaniac** · 01-21-2006, 03:33 PM

loll

**scriptfactory** · 01-21-2006, 03:43 PM

Yeah. I picked up some shrooms in Holland today also...

**chest6** · 01-21-2006, 03:46 PM

are these the famous stories i hear about lol

**USfighterFC** · 01-21-2006, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

are these the famous stories i hear about lol

Oh yes they are....i dont think i ever replied to any but they were a great read.

**Surfstud18** · 01-21-2006, 04:31 PM

Somebody needs to help this guy out I think his sources are giving him something else hahaha

**eGGz** · 01-21-2006, 04:33 PM

I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more.

**decadbal** · 01-21-2006, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by eGGz

I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more.

i smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night

**cb25** · 01-21-2006, 07:35 PM

oh my dear lord...nathan where the hell have you been?

glad i logged in today. that little story just made my day.

**WEBB** · 01-21-2006, 07:43 PM

that is the first story of Nathans i have ever read and i dont know if i am confused or it actually made total sense to me??????

**USfighterFC** · 01-21-2006, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by WEBBNB

that is the first story of Nathans i have ever read and i dont know if i am confused or it actually made total sense to me??????

They shall all leave you feeling that way.

**eGGz** · 01-21-2006, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

i smoke two joints in the morning, i smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon, It makes me feel all right

**symatech** · 01-21-2006, 08:06 PM

mine would but I'm really more of a pterodactyl man myself

**Vito_Gatti** · 01-21-2006, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by eGGz

I smoke two joints in the afternoon, It makes me feel all right

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war

**Bryan2** · 01-21-2006, 10:23 PM

Ooooooooohhhhh Shit!!!

lol

**956Vette** · 07-24-2008, 11:15 AM

Darn platypus. bump

**Amorphic** · 07-24-2008, 03:14 PM

**wilson9d** · 07-24-2008, 05:53 PM

The platypus has a point because If train A leaves grand central station on the west cost traveling at 45 kilometers per minute and its midnight in manila. Then once upon a time really is worth the price of tea in Iran.