condoms

**Logan13** · 01-22-2006, 08:11 PM

Alright, this may sound dumb but I need some help. My wife is off of the pill for a while and we are going on a week long trip. She told me to buy some "stimulating" condoms for our getaway. I have not bought condoms in 15 years, what the hell is "stimulating" about a condom....can you give me some suggestions?

**decadbal** · 01-22-2006, 08:12 PM

just cut the pinky off a glove big man..

**USfighterFC** · 01-22-2006, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Logan13

Alright, this may sound dumb but I need some help. My wife is off of the pill for a while and we are going on a week long trip. She told me to buy some "stimulating" condoms for our getaway. I have not bought condoms in 15 years, what the hell is "stimulating" about a condom....can you give me some suggestions?

Nothing is stimulating about a condom....the end

**chest6** · 01-22-2006, 08:12 PM

No idea..I have prolly used a condom like 5-7 times in my life...ha. Im stupid..i know. Im impressed I dont have like 5 babies running around

**305GUY** · 01-22-2006, 08:13 PM

just pull out and blow your load all over her.

**decadbal** · 01-22-2006, 08:14 PM

maybe you could just tell her that the dirt road never leads to pregnancy...

she will know what you mean

**SwoleCat** · 01-22-2006, 08:14 PM

Condoms w/the wife?

No way Jose!!!

I'd tell my woman she is TRIPPIN'!!!!!!!!!!

To answer your questions, I know as much about condoms as I do about quantum physics.

~SC~

**USfighterFC** · 01-22-2006, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Condoms w/the wife?

No way Jose!!!

I'd tell my woman she is TRIPPIN'!!!!!!!!!!

To answer your questions, I know as much about condoms as I do about quantum physics.

~SC~

I heard you got your doctorate at MIT for that

**Logan13** · 01-22-2006, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

maybe you could just tell her that the dirt road never leads to pregnancy...

she will know what you mean

Tried that, "exit-only" now.
We just do not want another baby, she thought that it would be a nice change.......

**decadbal** · 01-22-2006, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Logan13

Tried that, "exit-only" now.
We just do not want another baby, she thought that it would be a nice change.......

explain to her that her nice change for her, would be the equivilant of stuffing a hefty bag in her gooch. then having sex..

**steve0** · 01-22-2006, 08:42 PM

why dosnt she just get back on birth controle

**Logan13** · 01-22-2006, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by steve0

why dosnt she just get back on birth controle

she will, in 3 weeks.

**steve0** · 01-22-2006, 08:48 PM

ok thats good i only us condoms on 1 nighters man i normally use what ever is laying around sometimes the girl has one that she likes to use i gotta say durex aint that bad trojans seem a bit thick to me, ask her to pick em out so she cant complain about it

**mfenske** · 01-22-2006, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Logan13

Alright, this may sound dumb but I need some help. My wife is off of the pill for a while and we are going on a week long trip. She told me to buy some "stimulating" condoms for our getaway. I have not bought condoms in 15 years, what the hell is "stimulating" about a condom....can you give me some suggestions?

Unlike the other guys here I won't bust your balls about this. The Mrs. and I are in a similar situation and these work well. She doesn't like the pill cause the extra estrogen messes with her diet (cravings and stuff) and all her lifts go down. Try the Elexa line from Trojan she'll probably dig those. Other wise the Trojan Her Pleasure are good too. I don't know about everyone else here but I'd rather wear a rubber for an hour than raise kids for a lifetime. Mark

**Evil Predator** · 01-22-2006, 09:20 PM

Ive not ****ed my girl without a condom. neither of us want a child atm, and she is not on the pill. We have plenty of fun, even with em.

she usually does the condom shopping, and she seems to like sheik ultra thins and other durex varieties...

**Logan13** · 01-22-2006, 09:45 PM

thank guys.

**Panzerfaust** · 01-22-2006, 10:33 PM

Go get a vasectomy.

http://www.vasectomy.com/index.htm

Hope that helps.

**Kale** · 01-22-2006, 10:42 PM

Give he a Pearl Neckalce, thats way for fun the juicing in a condom !!

**Alex2** · 01-22-2006, 10:43 PM

Try vibrating condoms. They are a bit more expensive than regular ones but they are worth.

**63190** · 01-23-2006, 02:10 AM

Just eat her out and then tit fvck her, pearl necklace is nice for her.

**hardgainer12** · 01-23-2006, 02:16 AM

Im an idiot and me and my girl never use condoms but shes on the pill. still scary tho

SVTMuscle* · 01-23-2006, 09:21 AM

trojan has a condom called Twisted Pleasures, i hear it works wonders for the ladies.

of course, still sucks for us though

i think im gonna make any female i get in relationship with sign a contract to be pro-choice incase shit hits the fan haha

**Anabolic CEO** · 01-23-2006, 10:55 AM

Just buy the thinnest most expensive ones and they should feel like the real deal.......If that doesn't work, just use a zip lock bag......LMAO

**Logan13** · 01-23-2006, 10:59 AM

thanks for all the answers, I think.

**Kärnfysikern** · 01-23-2006, 05:22 PM

**decadbal** · 01-23-2006, 05:23 PM

ahahahahahahah

**Sage** · 01-23-2006, 08:30 PM

condoms and wife should never be in the same sentence.

**copenhagen** · 01-23-2006, 08:51 PM

durex makes some good ones

1 intense sensation- ribbed

2 ultimate feeling- studded

nothing is better than going natural, but these are pretty good.

**decadbal** · 01-24-2006, 06:57 AM

tell her you will replace her with a new wife who will not force certain issues upon u

**oldman** · 01-24-2006, 07:10 AM

This is a stimulating condom for a woman.. you have to put both of these together.

Oldman

**Logan13** · 01-24-2006, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by johan

pretty good one Johan. I see that we have many single guys here.

**cfiler** · 01-24-2006, 04:07 PM

Durex are good. There is one that's not latex based so that you can use oil lubrant products. My GF loves those ones. Only thing is it's like $15.00 for a pack of 5.

Durex are best imo. Get a name brand, and the thinnest possible and you'll be golden.

**TAPPER** · 01-24-2006, 09:33 PM

Being a single guy and looking for protection as well as some feeling I have tried many different brands and found none to be more than a necessary nuisance. With your wife, go brand name as thin as possible. Otherwise go thick ) nothing worse than tearing a condom with a single banger) and stay away from the spermicidal ones. From what I can gather from facial expressions they have a horrid taste to them. lol

**Prada** · 01-24-2006, 10:23 PM

You guys telling me Im the only one who uses these?

**bulldawg_28** · 01-24-2006, 10:28 PM

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but suppositorys(sp) are another good route to go. My girl never got pregnet while using them, then again I pulled out anyway just to be on the safe side. You can get these at Walmart.