View Poll Results: Is Justin Going To Hell?
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01-19-2006, 10:11 AM #1AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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I Just Ordered A Mail Order Bride...
Seriously,
Last month I was pissing around on the internet and came across some pop up ad for mail order brides... being the prick that I am, I sent an e-mail to the first chick that was on the list... bordem at it's best! Just a short while ago, I recieved this in my inbox:
Hello!Have a good day, Thank you for reply!it is my first time I try to
correspondence with man in internet world.
I do hope you will be enough patient to understand my writting.my
friend helped me to send my letters to different males and
I do hope that I will be lucky to meet good man!I see that your reply
is short and I think It is all right because you are astonished to see
my letter in your mail box.I want you to know that I have only good intentions
and I have not any great secrets.The
thing is that I will work abroad for three months or so and I would like to meet
a nice man to be my guide
or just be good friend to spend time with.I think that it is hard enough to live
in foreign town without friends and I have never been
abroad.I am from not too big town here in Russia,I am afraid to be
lost.and I want to see real life and it is impossible to see without
person who knows all sides of the life .I don't want to live in Russia because I
have not any chances here,it is hardly possible to
explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.I will work in
any shop or look after any babies in any family I will know exactly later.
agency helps me to get a visa and all travel documents and job for
six months.
It is special programme for young people who wants to work abroad and
know english and I think it is the right way for me ,I am lost here,
and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat
the same way,it is only
my chance to change my life.Agency can arrange my work in USA,CANADA
or ENGLAND.it is only my choice.I am full of plans and different dreams.I have
real blonde hair and blue eyes,sometimes my
friends call me Barby.to be fair I don't like this name . I am not doll and I
have my own mind.I do hope that you will be not
disappoined to meet me in the real life if we meet.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave my town in a few days or so (I can't tell you everything exactly
right now) and I would like to be sure that I
have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I would like to
find a man to spend all free time together to get
to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more
than happy to meet you too.
My be it sounds silly but I just don't want to be alone in the evenings,and I
want to be sure
in advance that somebody waits for me!
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my
pictures and want to meet me! it is my real personal mail address
please use this one because it was my friend address .
I would like to thank her for help!.I will send different pictures if
you reply .
with best regards Natalia.Nata for short.
and how your name write in Englsih,I mean right writting?
Pics were sent too... SO... am I going to hell???
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01-19-2006, 10:12 AM #2AR's Midget Beater
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fuk she's awesome. You should marry her and never let her go or i'm going to pick her up.
Now I will read the letter. ROFL
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01-19-2006, 10:21 AM #3
I hope you already know 99% of those are scams. My buddy got caught up in that.. dumbass was sending money and shit.. After some searching I found "his" girl on a scam website where she had taken other guys for thousands of $$$
Oldman
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01-19-2006, 10:24 AM #4AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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Originally Posted by oldman
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01-19-2006, 10:28 AM #5
She is fine..
*rushes off to place order*
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01-19-2006, 10:33 AM #6AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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Originally Posted by muriloninja
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01-19-2006, 10:35 AM #7Originally Posted by Justin Sane
I figured you were not Really looking.. but some lonely guys see those hot Russian girls and their wallets open.
Oldman
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01-19-2006, 10:40 AM #8
im still trying to find a buy one get one free MAIL ORDER BRIDE SITE ><
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01-19-2006, 10:44 AM #9
YO....gimme that contact info bro....
you can't handle that ....
thats a pink/skin color VLP......thats Dhallus material bro.
give it up.
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01-19-2006, 10:46 AM #10AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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Originally Posted by Dally
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01-19-2006, 10:47 AM #11
Ask them if we can do a Group Buy.
If that shit is the real deal, i'll be putting an order together for a few slaves myself.
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01-19-2006, 10:48 AM #12Originally Posted by Justin Sane
I have a nice young woman named Lasquishya Johnson for ya....
swappin is fun no?
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01-19-2006, 10:50 AM #13Banned
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no shit, ask her if we get a group discount if we all decide to participate in the action.
ask her if she would mind being a conductor on a "train"
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01-19-2006, 10:50 AM #14Originally Posted by Justin Sane
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01-19-2006, 10:52 AM #15AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
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hahah.. conductor on a train!!! and yes, I will try to "acquire" some more respectable pics.... you know... for Tai and Dally...
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01-19-2006, 10:56 AM #16Banned
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hey hey dont forget about the newbie of the year
....me asshole
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01-19-2006, 11:01 AM #17
They really do have this service. Some are scams, I actually thought about it a few times (read my import more hot chics thread) like eddie murphy said on raw American chics (these members excluded) suck anymore, all the drama, cheating and tossed around more than a football.
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01-19-2006, 11:08 AM #18
make friends and get ther to bring gear to you from her mother land !
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01-19-2006, 11:08 AM #19
make friends and get ther to bring gear to you from her mother land !
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01-19-2006, 11:09 AM #20Banned
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obscure reference....... dodgeball, Milton from Office Space with an asain mail order bride!!
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01-19-2006, 11:09 AM #21
bump for more pics
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01-19-2006, 11:09 AM #22
baby ur not that hard on the eyes.. u don't need to pay for it
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01-19-2006, 11:11 AM #23
shes hott
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01-19-2006, 12:33 PM #24
Get some naked pics of her...she aint bad looking....she's a russian if i ever saw one...not even by her but looks but by the shitty entrance to the apartment block she's in front of.....for one reason or another all of the entrances to everywhere in Russia are shitty looking.
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01-19-2006, 12:38 PM #25Senior Member
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I had a freind that done that and she said she needed money for the plane ticket, so he sent her money for the plain ticket, then she said she needed more money for the order, then she said she still didn't have enough for the plane ticket. He got scammed. F*ck ordering a bride, you can pick up free stuff at your local bar.
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01-19-2006, 12:42 PM #26
Does she come in a box?
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01-19-2006, 12:44 PM #27
wow she is hotttttttt!
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01-19-2006, 12:44 PM #28AR Hall of Fame
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That letter sounds like Poison Ivy wrote it.
~SC~
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01-19-2006, 12:49 PM #29Senior Member
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Thats what i thought when i started reading it.........
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01-19-2006, 12:53 PM #30
I browsed on some of those mail order bride sites (I get alot of junk mail). It seems messed up how EVERY girl's pictures look like they had a photo shoot. Is there an abundance of pro photographer's in these poor countries or something?
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01-19-2006, 12:54 PM #31Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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01-19-2006, 01:24 PM #32
Notice the lips? No teeth showing. Bet she's sportin a pair of chucks like these:
Meanwhile, tell her to come on. Just don't send any moolah.
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01-19-2006, 01:37 PM #33
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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01-19-2006, 01:41 PM #34
Of course, when her real hair color grows out, here is what you two can look like on your honeymoon:
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01-19-2006, 01:46 PM #35
Those women have no intrest in you they just want American citizenship...
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01-19-2006, 02:15 PM #36Originally Posted by Slow~Mo
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01-19-2006, 05:01 PM #37
oh yeah!!!!!!!!
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01-19-2006, 08:56 PM #38
damn thats one innocent girl if I ever saw one. Shes pretty cute and those blue eyes..damn..haha ill stop b4 i sound ghey
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01-19-2006, 09:04 PM #39Originally Posted by chest6
justin let me know when you hit skins so i can place my order also.
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01-19-2006, 09:10 PM #40
Whats the web site !!!!! she's smokkinnng
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