What's with all the Chuck Norris jokes.... I keep hearing them on the radio and through e-mails, and being 1/4 retarded, I don't really understand the humour... what am I missing???
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What's with all the Chuck Norris jokes.... I keep hearing them on the radio and through e-mails, and being 1/4 retarded, I don't really understand the humour... what am I missing???
a roundhouse kick to the face, thats what your missing
ROFLMFAO! okyoky that' was quiet amusing!Quote:
Originally Posted by decadbal
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Originally Posted by decadbal
from "law" or "order"?
Chuck Norris does not need to explain his jokes, he simply roundhouse kicks the air repeatedly while people with questions forget them and watch in amazement...
:lol: Gotcha!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BARLOW
chuck norris has 2 speeds walk and kill... sorry fellas ha ha
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Originally Posted by BARLOW
That was stupid.......I saw nothing funny about that. :scratch:
with a last name norris and is first name is CHUCK.
Super man sleeps in Chuck Norris pajamas
When the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed and in his closet, for Chuck Norris
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal
A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
Thats all i got... Funny? Ehh, you decide, I just think Chuck Norris is a goof
hhmmmm....I don't get it either. Plenty of weird, useless people in hollywood to make fun of. why chuck norris? successful, tries to help kids, good shape for his age....??? :scratch:
oh well....must be envy.
peace,
ttgb
ahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by decadbal
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jakspro
he's old sane
somebody, please answer this question.... goddayme chuck!Quote:
Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig
I've been thinking the same thing. Gotta admit is is funny though. Especially the emailed websites that sell Chuck Norris T-shirts
SNL did a young Chuck Norris music video this week
LMFAOQuote:
a roundhouse kick to the face, thats what your missing
it has to do with the fact that in his movies he kicks evreyones ass with roundhouse kicks, and has had the same beard for like 20yrs.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the down syndrome out of a fourteen year old boy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ROFLMFAO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by WEBBNB
yeah thats not on the website but it is the funniest one i can think of.
conan o'brien started it all in his show.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts
Johan... did you notice that if you actually go to the "Chuck Norris" link itself in your link....Quote:
Originally Posted by johan
Its completely closed to editing due to people trying to insert the "facts"
lmao
Poor wikipedia got flooded. :wg:
i loved it when conan had the guy with arnolds face, and his mouth on the tv screen talkin like him before the was elected.. that was some of the funniest stuff ive ever seen on tv
:D got to love chuck :aaGreen22 the king of b moviesQuote:
Originally Posted by tretch187
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Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig
It's the fact that he's so awesome, so perfect, it's unnatural. we're not making fun of him, we're immortalizing him as a human god.
There is no god... Only Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris worships himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by pump_hungry
oh yeah, i remember those episodes, with the chuck norris lever....ahaha
Chucks day off...