Him: i made a slushie with liquid protein in it and i just took a big sip and it like exploded in my face
Me: lmfao
Him: i just got a facial by ****ing protein shake
Me: you = pwnd bitch :lol:
Him: now my face is all sticky
Him: i feel like that should be on a porno
Me: im posting this
Me: lol
Him: ****kkk yo couch niggah!
bahahaha, so hows it taste? :D