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    How to Keep a Woman!?!

    you HAVE to show how much you love her, and treat her to nights out but if u do it too much your fcked

    You HAVE to ring her and sent her nice texts but if u do it too much your fcked

    You HAVE to be affectionate with her, and lovey dovey but if u do it too much your fcked

    you have to treat them a bit mean and not be too nice but if u do that too much your fcked

    you HAVE to Spend money on her but if u do it too much your fcked

    you have to be a gentlemen and open doors for her etc but if u do it too much your fcked ("i can open the door myself u know" comes the reply)

    you have to show that your sociable with other people and that other girls find u attractive but if u do it too much your fcked

    you have to show that you are confident but if u do it too much your fcked
    (anyone here been called an arrogant W@nker)

    you have to take time in your apearance but if u do it too much your fcked
    (Arrogant W@nker)

    you have to give her own space and give her the gift of missing you
    but if u do it too much your fcked




    I HOPE THIS HELPS

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    a man obviously wrote these.. u don't know what your talking about

    I'm joking but if u do any of these and aren't sincere.. what's the point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    a man obviously wrote these.. u don't know what your talking about

    I'm joking but if u do any of these and aren't sincere.. what's the point?

    yeah i wrote them

    and i am always sincere when i do these things but know full well that (like anything) moderation is the key - i just wish i know when that was

    nice new Avy Mizfit - you've come along way babe

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    lol that is one class post mate. and very accurate. its hard to figure out where to draw the line

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    yeah i wrote them

    and i am always sincere when i do these things but know full well that (like anything) moderation is the key - i just wish i know when that was

    nice new Avy Mizfit - you've come along way babe
    All in those ass to the ground squats my dear.. workin those glutes and hams

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    lol that is one class post mate. and very accurate. its hard to figure out where to draw the line

    yep and i clearly dont when that is seeing as i get dumped around 5 times a year

    at least i get lots of casual sex though
    if thats a good thing

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    You should just adhere to the Kale philosophy on how to deal with women. Its called the four F's

    Find 'Em
    Finger 'Em
    F uck 'Em
    Forget 'Em

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    You should just adhere to the Kale philosophy on how to deal with women. Its called the four F's

    Find 'Em
    Finger 'Em
    F uck 'Em
    Forget 'Em
    hmm .. i think u guys r drinking something strange

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    G-Force, you treat a lady with respect, love, kindness offer good conversation, security (not talking money, talking feeling safe being with you) and show that you really appreciate her that is all you can do. If she breaks up with you then she probably was not the right one for you. You may be looking for the wrong qualities in your female relationships? Maybe you need to stop and look inward and see if there is something going on from you that is driving them away. It is easy to blame the other person but something we just need to be honest with ourselves and say Oh Yes.. maybe I do XXXX or YYYY too much.. maybe that is it..

    I am not saying this is the case but to me as much as casual sex feels good, it makes for a lonely life in the long run. Who can honestly say they would take casual sex with strangers to True love and sex with a wonderful partner in which you can give all your ideas, inner thought and tell your fears to?


    Again this is my opinion.



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    Quote Originally Posted by oldman
    G-Force, you treat a lady with respect, love, kindness offer good conversation, security (not talking money, talking feeling safe being with you) and show that you really appreciate her that is all you can do. If she breaks up with you then she probably was not the right one for you. You may be looking for the wrong qualities in your female relationships? Maybe you need to stop and look inward and see if there is something going on from you that is driving them away. It is easy to blame the other person but something we just need to be honest with ourselves and say Oh Yes.. maybe I do XXXX or YYYY too much.. maybe that is it..

    I am not saying this is the case but to me as much as casual sex feels good, it makes for a lonely life in the long run. Who can honestly say they would take casual sex with strangers to True love and sex with a wonderful partner in which you can give all your ideas, inner thought and tell your fears to?Oldman


    i agree but if you are over protective, over loving, and over complimentary then that can be a problem


    and yeah i would chose love over casual sex any day
    but love doesnt grow on tree's you know

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    you are right it is a fine line on those things but when the Right One comes along none of those will ever be Too much


    Keep searching bro..


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    This thread was good/funny/very true, but now it has just turned into some one on one love talk between you two, which makes me feel awkward just being in the thread. Good luck with the girl probs, but IMO all girls are messed up lol.

    -Bino

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    This thread was good/funny/very true, but now it has just turned into some one on one love talk between you two, which makes me feel awkward just being in the thread. Good luck with the girl probs, but IMO all girls are messed up lol.

    -Bino

    oldman started it

    i meant it to be a laugh
    not an advise G-Force about love thread

    still apreciated the input though oldy

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    This thread was good/funny/very true, but now it has just turned into some one on one love talk between you two, which makes me feel awkward just being in the thread. Good luck with the girl probs, but IMO all girls are messed up lol.

    -Bino

    we can make it a threesome don't be jealous.

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    yeah most girls are a lil messed up but you should always no the right time to complement them and all the other shit that goes along with it

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    bahhh....i've done most of those things but it still doesn't seem to work out for me. maybe i just have a commitment problem and try to get dumped. do you guys like long relationships?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldman
    we can make it a threesome don't be jealous.

    Ahh threesomes

    dont get me started on that
    i've nearly had a threesome so many times
    i've been overed one 3 times, and nearly had one another time
    but never actually got chance to do it

    i NEED to have one before i die or my life will not be complete

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    bahhh....i've done most of those things but it still doesn't seem to work out for me. maybe i just have a commitment problem and try to get dumped. do you guys like long relationships?

    dunno
    i'll let u know when i eventually have one
    3months is my record

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    dunno
    i'll let u know when i eventually have one
    3months is my record
    haha 4months for me.

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    i almost had a 3 some last wekend but the one of the girls so f'n hammard she couldnt even move puse it went down at 6am so imagine she was pretty tierd so instead i had a 2 some

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve0
    i almost had a 3 some last wekend but the one of the girls so f'n hammard she couldnt even move puse it went down at 6am so imagine she was pretty tierd so instead i had a 2 some

    i had a onesome the other day
    I was good too

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    i had a onesome the other day
    I was good too
    like by yourself?

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    yeah i have onesomes evryday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    All in those ass to the ground squats my dear.. workin those glutes and hams
    Is that Poison Ivy in drag? How do you get a custom already?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    hmm .. i think u guys r drinking something strange
    Is it Winny? 'Cause I heard you can drink it.

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    i think the key to keeping a woman is to keep her happy. first of all, the most important part of a relationship is establishing a strong friendship, and making it clear that you care about her and that you would do absolutely anything to make her smile. ive noticed that females enjoy being spoiled and appreciated. when im with a girl im interested in, im all about buying her things, giving her back rubs, being affectionate, constantly telling her how beautiful she is, but most importantly, listening to her and doing things with her that she wants to do. i also make a point of not showing any interest what so ever in other females. if my woman happens to ask me if i think some other girl is pretty, regardless of how attractive the other girl is, i will always tell her (my woman) that she is WAY more attractive than the other girl.

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    ignore the rest of this thread the key to keepin a woman

    slap the bitch when she act crazy, just make sure u sexin her good, and use her for whatever you can for she will disapoint you indefinetly

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    dont always assume she needs slapped though...

    sometimes spitting in her face is sufficiant although this requires your bitch to already be broken

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    bahhh....i've done most of those things but it still doesn't seem to work out for me. maybe i just have a commitment problem and try to get dumped. do you guys like long relationships?
    that seems to be my problem. i end up ruining a perfect relationship but afterwards i end up liking them so much i make myself crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    i think the key to keeping a woman is to keep her happy. first of all, the most important part of a relationship is establishing a strong friendship, and making it clear that you care about her and that you would do absolutely anything to make her smile. ive noticed that females enjoy being spoiled and appreciated. when im with a girl im interested in, im all about buying her things, giving her back rubs, being affectionate, constantly telling her how beautiful she is, but most importantly, listening to her and doing things with her that she wants to do. i also make a point of not showing any interest what so ever in other females. if my woman happens to ask me if i think some other girl is pretty, regardless of how attractive the other girl is, i will always tell her (my woman) that she is WAY more attractive than the other girl.
    different strokes for different folks
    that sort of techique in the uk would have her running for the hills
    unless she was more mature, say 30+ and in which case probably fed up of bad boy player types

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrooC
    ignore the rest of this thread the key to keepin a woman

    slap the bitch when she act crazy, just make sure u sexin her good, and use her for whatever you can for she will disapoint you indefinetly
    some sensible suggetions at last

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    Damn Mizfit..i did'nt know you were bulking.

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    i guess you can also threaten the chick so much she won't even think of leaving you.

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    ive noticed that girls act differently in different countries. maybe ireland would be the best place for me to go pick up girls cause ive heard they love american guys.

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    don't follow the list

    don't get involved

    die alone.

    i hope this helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    i guess you can also threaten the chick so much she won't even think of leaving you.

    well said brutha

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    ive seen sh_t like that happen before... its a bad situation

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    Ohh man I've been called arrogant so many times. I've been known to say things like "I'm like Albert Einstein with a six pack, what more could you want?".

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    or better yet, the famous, "you put lifting weights before me" and "your priorities are screwed up"

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    i dont know about british chicks, but american girls love the way i treat them

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