Got caught urinating by some 30 people in front of a restaurant

**Beyond Pain** · 01-26-2006, 06:31 PM

My schlong feels like a king tonight! I was seen by about 30 people taking a piss right in front of a fancy Italian restaurant window without even knowing it. I thought I was alone because it was in the back of a building and it was dark (Turned out to be a fancy Italian Restaurant). Anyways, thinking I was alone, I whipped out the monster and started urinating like crazy at the windows..next thing you know...about 1/4th into my steaming, wet, and hot piss, I hear these people screaming inside the building...then I see the window in front of me, and there were crowds of people sitting down, eating, just staring at IT in shock. An old fat lady was screaming on the top of her lungs I could hear. I started throbbing with sexual excitement when I saw through the window, a table of about 3 hot Italian girls were watching me in amazement. For a last good, I aimed for the window to splash them a bit, but by then I could hear the doorman shouting from the side of the building, "Get out of here you bum!" and it was apparent they've called the cops. I put the monster away, taking a last look at the beautiful girls which seem startled at my powerhouse, and made the run for it. Now im here typing this up, looking outside of the window checking for cops..paranoid as fawk. I think im going to flush away all of my steroids in case they come...
I think I've discovered a deviant called "Urophilia"
I cant stop whacking over the thought of those girls staring at my throbbing cock as I pissed. Looks like ill have to rent some golden showers porn tonight for when the girlfriend goes to bed...
ANy of you guys into wet sports?
Wish me luck...I might be becoming crazy! For last good measure:

**Beyond Pain** · 01-26-2006, 06:36 PM

Please move this thread to the Lounge...my mistake...

**Kale** · 01-26-2006, 06:42 PM

Please move it to the Urinal you mean, you sick fvck !!!!!

**Myka** · 01-26-2006, 06:42 PM

Have fun fogging up the windows by yourself...

...

**Pinnacle** · 01-26-2006, 06:43 PM

You are one ill muthafvka pal....I'm pretty much speechless reading that post.****shaking head*****

**BlueAndromeda73** · 01-26-2006, 07:11 PM

wow all I can say is wow

***Narkissos*** · 01-26-2006, 07:20 PM

...mmkay....

moving this to the lounge

**pelly789** · 01-26-2006, 07:21 PM

haha thats pretty funny..

**SwoleCat** · 01-26-2006, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by Beyond Pain

Please move this thread to the GARBAGE...my mistake...

Mistake it is.

~SC~

***Narkissos*** · 01-26-2006, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Mistake it is.

~SC~

LMAO!

**SwoleCat** · 01-26-2006, 10:17 PM

I mean, come on. We already had one gay ass schlong thread today that was locked by a mod thank goodness.

Now we have someone praising his member repeatedly as if we really care. The thread sucked.

Frankly, if it sucked anymore he would inhale his own dick.

***Narkissos*** · 01-26-2006, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

I mean, come on. We already had one gay ass schlong thread today that was locked by a mod thank goodness.

Now we have someone praising his member repeatedly as if we really care. The thread sucked.

Frankly, if it sucked anymore he would inhale his own dick.

That made my night!