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    The Squat Poem

    Sorry guys i know this is not a anabolic questions, but this might help you kick your leg workouts up a notch. It kicked mine up.




    The Squat
    Down the road, in a gym far away
    a young man was heard to say
    No matter what I do my legs won't grow
    He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too
    Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do
    From the corner of the gym
    where the big men train
    Through a cloud of chalk
    and in the midst of pain
    Where the big iron rides high
    and threatens lives
    Where the noise is made
    with big forty fives
    A deep voice bellowed
    as he wrapped his knees
    A very big man
    with legs like trees
    Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,
    Chalking his hands
    and monstrous back,
    Said "BOY STOP LYING AND DON'T SAY YOU'VE FORGOTTEN.
    TROUBLE WITH YOU IS YOU AIN'T BEEN SQUATTIN'."

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    If you know this is the wrong forum, why post it here?

    Attention???

    Moved to Lounge.

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    You are outta here brutha.

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    i like it to... bump

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    just had my friend recite it to me and the entire gym, while doin squats this morning. put up mad weight!!!! it really works hahhaa j/k bump

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    thats some badass stuff right there

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