Steroid Urban Myths!

Heard a good one yesterday...

This guy bought some dbol from a Thai UGL on holiday and smuggled it home. Unbeknownst to him the UGL had fucked up and the dbol was 10 times the strength it should be. When the guy used it he had so much dbol flowing through his system that he killed both of his parents in a steroid induced rage. Luckily he was able to prove that the dbol was drastically overdosed so he got off with manslaughter.

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I heard that one!

So come on let's hear 'em.....

i remember someone telling me they were taking gorilla testosterone, then horse, and something called monkeycum, which was by legend the most potent steroid ever..lol

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Originally Posted by NotSmall

Heard a good one yesterday...

This guy bought some dbol from a Thai UGL on holiday and smuggled it home. Unbeknownst to him the UGL had fucked up and the dbol was 10 times the strength it should be. When the guy used it he had so much dbol flowing through his system that he killed both of his parents in a steroid induced rage. Luckily he was able to prove that the dbol was drastically overdosed so he got off with manslaughter.

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I heard that one!

So come on let's hear 'em.....

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That actually happened. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's cousin's gym coach knew the guys girlfriend and confirmed it.

There was an episode on Law and Order on roid rage and attempted murder. These stories are based on actual cases and in my experience on superdrol and especially M1T, I was surprised at how you can all the sudden flare up in a situation. It comes on so fast and before you can get perspective on it, it's after the fact.

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Originally Posted by symatech

That actually happened. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's cousin's gym coach knew the guys girlfriend and confirmed it.

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Originally Posted by symatech

That actually happened. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's cousin's gym coach knew the guys girlfriend and confirmed it.

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Well that's good enough for me then!:lol:

i heard that sust makes u into a weapon of mass destruction able to defeat anyone in hand to hand combat.. unless they are ste****g your car.

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Originally Posted by taiboxa

i heard that sust makes u into a weapon of mass destruction able to defeat anyone in hand to hand combat.. unless they are ste****g your car.

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Ha ha! That was one of the best threads ever!

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Originally Posted by MastaAce

Ha ha! That was one of the best threads ever!

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why did they censor steal ing ?

there are some beauties out there for sure...

The guy once all juiced up made a sex tape with this girl and then strangled her in the trunk of his car and had his wife light the car on fire!!!!


Dat be da roid rage yo'!

steroids will never be as good or able to replace peanut butter and creatine

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Originally Posted by decadbal

steroids will never be as good or able to replace peanut butter and creatine

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it's the muscle man's version of crack i tell you...crack.

[QUOTE=SVTMuscle]The guy once all juiced up made a sex tape with this girl and then strangled her in the trunk of his car and had his wife light the car on fire!!!!




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dude that is just mean, funny, but mean.

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Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

The guy once all juiced up made a sex tape with this girl and then strangled her in the trunk of his car and had his wife light the car on fire!!!!


Dat be da roid rage yo'!

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And a good wife!

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Originally Posted by decadbal

i remember someone telling me they were taking gorilla testosterone, then horse, and something called monkeycum, which was by legend the most potent steroid ever..lol

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Whats yellow and tastes like bannana ?

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Originally Posted by Kale

Whats yellow and tastes like bannana ?

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a banana...

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Originally Posted by Animal Cracker

And a good wife!

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boy i sure hope my wife is that commited the our relationship! :evil2: