Tai's List of Concert Ethics

going to a concert there are a set of rules that apply

If you have a girl w/ you- you have to goto the front of the crowed and put her on your shoulders

If a dood puts his chick on his shoulders people have to chant in unison
"Show Your Boobs, Show Your Boobs"

If the chick his extremely flat chested the phrase is modified to
"Show your NIPPLES show your NIPPLES"

If the chick does not apply she must be removed from the shoulders and escorted out of the facility

Smoking cigs is NOT COOL

Smoking Bud is

Fat women are not allowed to flash

If an Underage person asks you for your beer you have to give it to them.

if your beer becomes warm before you finish it you have to sling it over the crowed

If Someone kicks you in the head crowed surfing its YOUR fault for not paying attention.

YOUR not suppose to GROPE the Chicks surfing

if a chick is surfing and she wants down.. and you HELP HER DOWN she owes you her fone number and a blow job.

if the said chick is ugly she has to give you her hot friends number

if you Mosh your not allowed to punch, kick or strike in any way

If your holding a beer UR NOT ALLOWED TO MOSH
(must protect the beverage)

If your fat you are not allowed to crowed surf

If you go single you are not allowed to come home w/o a woman
same applies to females.

lol fat people crowd surfing... That's pretty entertaining.

Tai where's this leave you?

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Originally Posted by Smak

lol fat people crowd surfing... That's pretty entertaining.

Tai where's this leave you?

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in ur bed :(

did not think you had any ethics!!!
you continue to suprise me my friend!!!:lol:

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Originally Posted by booz

did not think you had any ethics!!!
you continue to suprise me my friend!!!:lol:

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i do when it comes to boobs and beer! :D

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Originally Posted by taiboxa

i do when it comes to boobs and beer! :D

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Nice....I didn't know you went to Elton Johns concert.

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Originally Posted by NYGIANTS21

Nice....I didn't know you went to Elton Johns concert.

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i just fallow the trail of boobs

yawn

How about not wearing the bands concert tee to the concert...that is lame.

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Originally Posted by Animal Cracker

How about not wearing the bands concert tee to the concert...that is lame.

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i thought that was a given?
its like u dont wear flip flops w/ slacks.. and a dress shirt

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Originally Posted by taiboxa

if your beer becomes warm before you finish it you have to sling it over the crowed

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I got smoked in the head with a full bottle this summer, I need a wad of stitches

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Originally Posted by taiboxa

i thought that was a given?
its like u dont wear flip flops w/ slacks.. and a dress shirt

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I see that crap all the time! It should be a given! Venues should scan for crap such as this!

great read tai
i wuvvvv uu lmfao
come get me big boy

tai, all this happens for you at madonna concerts?

You're supposed to wear the concert T-shirt of last concert you attended to the one your going to watch. That's the way my parents brought me up. ;)

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Originally Posted by decadbal

tai, all this happens for you at madonna concerts?

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I KNEW I SAW YOU THERE.. i was woundering who that fat kid was that was having trouble crowed surfing!

what kinda mosh u talkin about then lol

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Originally Posted by Hackamaniac

what kinda mosh u talkin about then lol

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mosh potatoes?

:lol:

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Originally Posted by taiboxa

mosh potatoes?

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I've got my own list...call it an addendum to the already mentioned list.

a) I won't push you, so don't push me. I stand quite a ways away from the mosh pit for a reason. So don't start a new mosh pit near me.

b) If you're going to push your drunk ass all the way to the front so you can be close to the stage (even though you get there an hour late, while the people who actually deserve to be at the stage arrived 16 hours earlier), try to be at least a little polite. A little excuse me, a simple head nod while you're passing is all i ask. If you push me out of the way and give me a dirty look, I'm more inclined to bludgeon you to death. (exception to this rule: if you're hot...a quick flash of your goods will make up for it).

c) If i'm not standing there pouring beer all overmyself, then chances are I don't want you to pour yours on me. So keep it in the cup. Drink it, or throw it away in a trash can. Not on my head.

d) If you burn me with a lit cigarette, then i should be able to put it out on your eye. Keep that shit away from me.

e) In addition to rule d, if you insist upon smoking (i really wish you wouldn't), then try to blow the smoke up into the air, or into the face of someone who knows you. Don't turn away from your friends and blow it into my face.

f) I stand a foot away from the person in front of me so that they don't have to feel my cock in their ass. This does not mean, please, come stand directly in front of me. I realize there is room between the 2 people. It's there by design. I like to breath, and not smell random strangers.

Forgive the rant...but that's my additions :)

STICKY MATERIAL ftw!

this thread deserved its place in distant obscurity. cam awn mayyyn

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Originally Posted by thetank

this thread deserved its place in distant obscurity. cam awn mayyyn

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lol i thought so too until i read this!

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If the chick his extremely flat chested the phrase is modified to
"Show your NIPPLES show your NIPPLES"

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for some reason that is funny to me.. kuz some guys did that a concert..
this cute ill chick is on her BF's shouldrs..
they yell
SHOW YOUR TITS! SHOW UR TITS!!
this dood goes
"SHE DONT GOT NO TITS!!.... SHOW UR NIPPLES!! SHOW UR NIPPLES"

by far the most comical thing i ever saw :D

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/9261/lolzer1.png

^^^ translation OMG that is like uber awesome advice, i so want to have your babies... Damn man how long that take you??? anyways Tai.... I like it O_O

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Originally Posted by Renesis

^^^ translation OMG that is like uber awesome advice, i so want to have your babies... Damn man how long that take you??? anyways Tai.... I like it O_O

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yep i was a social scholar back in the start of 06

Tai, you're my hero - you moshed at a Hanson concert! :lol: Doo-wap, doo-wap, D'OH! Here comes that 300-lb fat kid trying to mosh again...call security!!!