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    Arrow You'ze a Forum Shopper!

    Based on the release by 50 Cent.
    Composed by ~SC~.......

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    CHORUS:

    You'ze a forum shopper
    mad at me, I think I know why
    you'ze a forum shopper
    at A.R.com tellin' nuthin' but lies
    Come on you'ze a forum shopper
    at the sign up page, lookin' for a new style
    Come on you'ze a forum shopper
    mad as sh*t when we smell it from a mile......

    FIRST 16 BARS:
    Summertime the forums get crowded it's filthy
    People get called out, they're fake and they're guilty
    It's funny how newbies get to talkin' that mad shit
    Anyhow they post, u can see, it's that same b*tch
    I get down the same way that ~SC~ always has
    Big biceps, lots a' money and all that jazz
    you know the people here don't sleep cuz we up on game
    tryin' to fool us is like a miserable damn shame
    It ain't my fault you went and done got banned
    you're a stupid idiot who just got shit-canned
    everybody mad when their account gets shut down
    create another usename and get x'ed out ya assclown
    Cuz we got the panel open, you can see the fake ass tricks
    Man, when we're surfin' surfin'
    shut the cheesedick up, you can see the suspension come
    Man, when we rollin' rollin'.......

    CHORUS:
    You'ze a forum shopper
    mad at me, I think I know why
    you'ze a forum shopper
    at A.R.com tellin' nuthin' but lies
    Come on you'ze a forum shopper
    at the sign up page, lookin' for a new style
    Come on you'ze a forum shopper
    mad as sh*t when we smell it from a mile......

    N E 1 else w/some talent that wants to come up w/the second set of bars, have at it!



    ~SC~

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    OMG thats some funny shit!

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    If you have ever heard the real song and know the melody to it, it reads all the better!

    ~SC~

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    nope never heard it

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    SC, do you have any other hidden talents we don't know about

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    SwoleCat is offline AR Hall of Fame
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    Mmmm, yeah, but you have to wait for the DVD exclusively.



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    Lmao

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    SwoleCat is offline AR Hall of Fame
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    I knew USFC could relate!

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    hahhaha Nice

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    SwoleCat is offline AR Hall of Fame
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    Someone get the other bars!

    ~SC~

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    i gotta listen to the song real quick to make sure it goes with it.

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    hahahaha ohh man. That's the hardest I've laughed all day.

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    Second 17 Bars

    Bros Love me in the gym as soon as I pop in
    They come scoop me up in AR and I hop in
    When it comes to bad acne I know you got them
    Some from Hormones, some from Oil, some from Poppin
    You know the girls wanna see Anabolic CEO with his shirt off
    After that 5 hour workout from New York
    You start poppin shit on your back like a pimple man
    Tell her to meet you at the Dermatologist so you can do your thing
    She can bring the Accutane with her I suppose
    And you can go from fully dressed to just having no clothes
    She can run and tell her best friend bout your zits man
    Her best friend could potentially pop all of them
    Listen man, zits change
    I came up from doing my thang
    Homey Your squeezin, squeezin, squeezin
    shit man, the creams are cleanin you
    For your pores get swollen, swollen, swollen

    [Chorus]
    You's a Blemish popper
    Mad at me, I think I know why
    You's a Blemish popper
    In the drug store, looking at creams you can't buy
    You's a Blemish popper
    In the Doctors, trying to get Test prescribed
    You's a Blemish popper
    Mad as **** when you see me not shy.


    There you go Swole...
    Last edited by Anabolic CEO; 01-30-2006 at 07:32 PM.

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    EWWW.... funny....!!!! Good Job CEO!!!

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    SwoleCat is offline AR Hall of Fame
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    CEO was ON IT!!!



    ~SC~

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    Ooohhhhhhh..........thats a sick ass song right there folks.

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    in the drug store lookin at creams u cant buy, thats some ****in funny ass shit man...u should start ghost writtin for 50...

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    wow them be sum dope ass rhymes.

    ha who AM i kidding I am as white as they come

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    Don't know if it goes with the rhythm exactly, but here's 16...

    Gotta story bout the price I'd pay
    Had it crash from some TV gay
    Talkin bout my boy on MTV
    show did nothin but enrage me
    Ain't no truth to the public sector
    Don't know a thing bout our nectar
    Scan the board and see who's a tard
    The way they write - it ain't so hard
    Trust in god is what they say
    Trustin the bros is more my way
    Listen up - ya'll know it's cool
    Build a base or you're a fool
    Workin hard's what you need to do
    Big ass weights - it's all on you
    So stack the plates if you got the balls
    You're the hero when that last rep calls

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    lmao at swole = cheesdick LOL

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    That was good stuff, Tad.

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    Up top for the recent BANNEES!!!!

    ~SC~

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    their all good...
    tad i like the bit where it says

    "Trust in god is what they say
    Trustin the bros is more my way"

    thats good....

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    yeah...cool rap dude

    hey..how many actual words are in there?

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    Kalo-who are you?

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    lol some ppl.. get a life

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    who is this dude?

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    This is the shit I knew would happen losers come out of nowhere and talk crap now that people are defenseless. O well anyone who is anyone knows your the man swole as with the other mods

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    I'm watching

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    theer are many threads going around with what the forum considers "illegal" nothing is being done to stop it.. wonder why...

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    Mods get demoted. What happens? Members that have had beef with mods start talking shit at will because they know the (former)mods cannot do anything about it. We have what..4 admins? Im sure thats enough to do anything if a member gets out of line..

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Mods get demoted. What happens? Members that have had beef with mods start talking shit at will because they know the (former)mods cannot do anything about it. We have what..4 admins? Im sure thats enough to do anything if a member gets out of line..
    yea chest I was wondering where you were all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by 24labor
    yea chest I was wondering where you were all day
    work for 8 hours..pretty much every day since begining of may..

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    work for 8 hours..pretty much every day since begining of may..
    Ouch man I got canned without even being told from my job when I got back from school. OMG it's the same thing here thats funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Dont act like Mr. Moderator now just because you have a "Scout" title. Man I see this getting old fast..
    I stated my opinion and paid a compliment take it how you will

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    I just dont know how this will help the site more.. i could care less but now there are going to be "illegal" things going on.. open ugls everywhere, dumb ass questioons, illegal links.. like i said I could care LESS, but for the sake of the board this move was a dumb one..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liftnainez
    I just dont know how this will help the site more.. i could care less but now there are going to be "illegal" things going on.. open ugls everywhere, dumb ass questioons, illegal links.. like i said I could care LESS, but for the sake of the board this move was a dumb one..
    I'm not a fan either I mean it's Brian's site so it's his call but why change a good thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    I stated my opinion and paid a compliment take it how you will
    Let me ask you this. Why do you need a fancy red name and title to report a post or try to be a good member?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 24labor
    I'm not a fan either I mean it's Brian's site so it's his call but why change a good thing
    yea I know its his site, but i would think that he would at least LISTEN to people that have been hear for a while, who know whats going on.. like u said if its not broken why fix it

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    Quote Originally Posted by rake922
    BADASS323 we all hate you so please don't post again.


    Hows it going swole?

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