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    Does "spanking the monkey" lower test levels?

    Well?

    If so ? Why and how?

    Damn that is why I have ceased to grow? lol!

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    Don't think so, your good to go...

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    Spank the monkey? I don't do that................

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    Just take an extra multi-vitimin.

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    Punch that clown Nate Dog!!!!! Test levels should be okay to go.

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    You guys sure...

    Recently someone informed me that there swim coach use to tell them NO SEX or SPANKING around comp time, as it lowered performance.

    So??

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    it increases test.

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    I believe Mr. Spanky is right it increases test levels, how appropriate SPANKY is right!!!!!!!!!!

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    I used to not have sex game day, simply because it would tire me out. I don't know why he said no floggin', but would guess the no sex thing was because of that.

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    You guys have SEX?????

    J/K...

    Well if it lowers Test levels, then i guess i will have to increase my test dosage........but if it doesn't i am going to have to increase my test dosage...f*** either way i am uping my test...and typing with one hand now ... so ... it's ... getting ... real .... slow .... right ..... now

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    Originally posted by MIKE_XXL
    You guys have SEX?????

    J/K...

    Well if it lowers Test levels, then i guess i will have to increase my test dosage........but if it doesn't i am going to have to increase my test dosage...f*** either way i am uping my test...and typing with one hand now ... so ... it's ... getting ... real .... slow .... right ..... now

    ...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL


    Righty or lefty?

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    ewwwwwww jk i read in a muscle mag that it is healthy and good for ur growth spankin it around 2-3 times a week or somthing like that.

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    You guys are killing me!, LOL. All I ever heard about playing with your TWIG and GIGGLEBERRIES was that it made it bigger. PHARSE!! If it was true, I would be makin films right now and loving my job.

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    sex and thus monkey spanking DOES increase test, there a serveral studies that prove that.

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    Originally posted by broncojosh
    Spank the monkey? I don't do that................
    There are two kinds of men -- those who do, and those who lie about it.

    --dnb

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    Well cool then....

    Cause if I am bored and I am online to long.. and my girl is not around... I spank like 2-3 times a day! Who said something about 2-3 times/week. Who ever said that needs some prop.

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    Theirs no proof that shaft sanding is detramental to performance, on the contrary, it releases endorphens in the brain, which are benifitial!

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    i agree with Nate_Dog and David B. as far as the test levels i dont think it lowers it cause if so i would be 80lbs and have tits my test would be so low and if it incresed it i would be the next Mr Olympia

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    it raises it, but olympic coaches tell their athletes to obsaitan from fu(king the night of their comp.
    peace

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    That was a big misconception a few years ago, because, alot of fighters/boxers were told not to have sex during training or whatsoever. All that was ment to be for is so that you won't tire yourself out. It has recently been proven that sex actually increases test levels. As do sporting events and so forth. Yes, watching a good ole football game on TV has been proven to raise a man's test levels. Not as much as sex though, well at least not for me.

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    Well hell... I am off to look at some porn.... ciao!

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    Well, for some of us, even if it did reduce test levels and deteriate our workout performance, we'd have no choice. You just can't resist to flog that meat around every now and then. I myself used to do it A LOT more back in the day then I do now. I think I went from like once a day to about twice a week or so! It get's boring sometimes, and you feel sick if you want to do it. Other times, it's OH BABY!!!

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    floggin the bishop is great chocking the chicken will raise your levelsl i have sex 1 hr before the gym

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    Originally posted by MIKE_XXL
    You guys have SEX?????

    J/K...

    Well if it lowers Test levels, then i guess i will have to increase my test dosage........but if it doesn't i am going to have to increase my test dosage...f*** either way i am uping my test...and typing with one hand now ... so ... it's ... getting ... real .... slow .... right ..... now

    ...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL
    I did notice your right forearm was bigger than your left

    Carry on...but you might want to switch it around once in a while...it's going to throw off your symmetry if you don't

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    I agree: waxing the johnson won't lower test levels--if it did, I would have run out years ago...

    Sex before a workout does make me feel more relaxed--probably not a good thing when you want to have an aggressive edge. But then again, I workout to look good and get laid more--so turning down the sex just doesn't make sense!

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    Spanking the Monkey still burns calories/energy...specially if your holding off for the next good scene on cable! So spank away, but don't tease yourself for cryin out loud. Just understand that all your dead relatives are watching.

    ...grandma is gonna be really. really mad.

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    What is bad about jerking off i mean does it effect anything negativly when working out ?

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    Originally posted by olb33
    i have sex 1 hr before the gym
    What happens if you are running late? Exactly 1 hour? "Come on hunny, YOU KNOW I HAVE TO TRAIN, get your gear off"

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    awesome

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    I guess if you dont blow your horn for eight days straight there is a slight increase in Test levels. Who the Hel can wait that long WHILE ON to bust one. I would just rather up the Mgs a bit

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    I have always been told, that when you have a hard on that that alone increases test levels.

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    6 year old thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    going a little crazy with those eh?

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    Damn i didnt even realize its 6 years old. Yea thats all im seeing is poop, poop and more poop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    More poopsicles

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    Some dudes really dont mastur b8. I don't bc it does make me reel retarded. I get this third person image of myself smacking it and it turns me off 110%.

    While on cycle tho...diff story.

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    After all these years...

    I was doing a search and then stumbled across my oldddd thread with new posts.. I was like WTF?

    Good too see spanking the monkey has lost any importance to the new generation of people on AR.

    Keep it up guys..



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    Well you know...god created man..man said "whats this for?" and the rest is history.



    Quote Originally Posted by Nate_Dog View Post
    I was doing a search and then stumbled across my oldddd thread with new posts.. I was like WTF?

    Good too see spanking the monkey has lost any importance to the new generation of people on AR.

    Keep it up guys..



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    Spank away, And when you get tired let someone else spank for you!!
    As far as test levels? I duno, I just like to spank!!

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    God this thread is old.And chill you joined after me,I welcomed you I think.How have you hot over 1000 more posts as me?

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