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    Work Vs. Prison

    Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear.....

    IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
    AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK ... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK ... you get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK ... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON ... you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK ... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON ... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK ... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON ... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK ... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON ... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK ... they are called managers.

    So why is it, again, that we work?

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    its so true!! That's why i'm all for capital punishment.

    Just a thought:
    How many thieves would there be if the punishment for theft was the amputation of you're hand?

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    Superdave how many AS users would there be if the punishment for using or selling (you get your drugs from someone) was amputation of your left hand.

    Anyone who thinks prison is all fun and games has never been there.
    I'll take work over prison any day!!!

    Oh and some of us work to avoid prison!!!
    Last edited by xxxl83; 05-24-2002 at 02:03 PM.

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    lol great post man.... haha soooo true haha

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by xxxl83
    [B]Superdave how many AS users would there be if the punishment for using or selling (you get your drugs from someone) was amputation of your left hand.


    I suppose there wouldn't be many. However, the one-handed snatch might make a comeback!

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    In Prison: You get ass raped by some big hairy guy
    At Work: You get ass raped by your boss

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    . Dont drop the soap!!!!

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