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  1. 02-01-2006, 10:52 PM #1
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    My racist joke for the evening

    10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    1. Elvis is dead.
    2. Jesus was not White.
    3. Rap music is here to stay
    4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
    5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
    8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
    9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
    10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

    10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    1. Hickey's are not attractive.
    2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
    6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
    7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
    8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    statement.
    9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
    family
    10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

    10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    1. O. J. did it.
    2. Tupac is dead.
    3. Teeth should not be decorated.
    4. Weddings should start on time.
    5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
    6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
    8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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  2. 02-01-2006, 11:03 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    1. Hickey's are not attractive.
    2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
    6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
    7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
    8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    statement.
    9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
    family
    10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.


    I have two friends named "Jesus" (pronounced 'Hey-Suess'), and there are chickens/roosters three houses down from my grandma's house.
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  3. 02-01-2006, 11:08 PM #3
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    where are you in miami KS?
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  4. 02-01-2006, 11:16 PM #4
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  5. 02-01-2006, 11:38 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    where are you in miami KS?
    uhh whaaa miami KS?
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  6. 02-02-2006, 12:15 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp
    uhh whaaa miami KS?
    KS = The username he asked.

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  7. 02-02-2006, 12:19 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    KS = The username he asked.

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    Swole who you about to get Midevil on with that bat in your avatar?

    BTW the girl in your sig kinda looks like Cristina Milian
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  8. 02-02-2006, 12:19 AM #8
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    thats funny shit
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  9. 02-02-2006, 12:37 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by FranKieC
    Swole who you about to get Midevil on with that bat in your avatar?

    BTW the girl in your sig kinda looks like Cristina Milian

    Yeah, that is CM.....my future baby-mamma.

    That bat was just one that I've had from when I played b-ball and I was swinging it around that day. I didn't club anybody.

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  10. 02-02-2006, 12:43 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Yeah, that is CM.....my future baby-mamma.

    That bat was just one that I've had from when I played b-ball and I was swinging it around that day. I didn't club anybody.

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    lol don't club anybody unil after you make me my diet
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    Good stuff...
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  12. 02-02-2006, 12:06 PM #12
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    Swole is gettin freaky deaky with a HOT celeb! Now thats some sweet sh*t balla!
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    I love rascist jokes. I dont want to offend anyone here tho, so PM me if you have some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey


    I have two friends named "Jesus" (pronounced 'Hey-Suess'), and there are chickens/roosters three houses down from my grandma's house.
    i call em jesus... see, i dont' speak spanish.. i speak english...

    but hey.. that's just me..
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    hahah that mexican one is right on
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    that is great, i had that as some of my away messages on aim in college... and they super accurate i feel..lol
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    those are ****in funny as shit...mainly cause there all true...
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  20. 02-05-2006, 04:44 PM #20
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    that shit was hilarious lol
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  23. 02-05-2006, 08:12 PM #23
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    Funny stuff. Harmless,and funny.
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