Bullets, Protein & Creatine
On my way home I got a cab and right as I get into the cab the first thing the driver says to me is are you a cop. I said huh? He said are you a cop. I said no. He then asks me do you have on a bullet proof vest.
So I'm thinking this dude is about to SHOOT ME!!! So I said HUH??? He said do you have on a bullet proof vest or is that your chest. I said NO, IT'S MY CHEST!
So then he starts talking none stop and tells me that creatine makes your hair fall out and with protein shakes you can't have babies. I just said uh huh, and left him talking.