SMS ideas for my girl

[bor]

I need some SMSs to send to my girl.....she likes the attention, and I'm gettin' low on ideas......romance and erotic - I'll take anything you've got


Btw sorry for being gay

[Kale]

Suck my cock tonight bitch !!!!

Baby I need to feel your pooper wrapped around my shlong real bad !!!

[notanormalgent]

Don't give her the attention. Allow me to introduce the Cat String Theory.

With hold a piece of string from a cat...Just out of reach, and it'll go crazy. Give the cat the string and it'll get bored.

I'm guessing she just recently became your girl, otherwise she would've dumped you.

[bor]

Suck my cock tonight bitch !!!!

Baby I need to feel your pooper wrapped around my shlong real bad !!!

Well the first one goes without saying but I like the 2nd one

[bor]

Don't give her the attention. Allow me to introduce the Cat String Theory.

With hold a piece of string from a cat...Just out of reach, and it'll go crazy. Give the cat the string and it'll get bored.

I'm guessing she just recently became your girl, otherwise she would've dumped you.

Actually the string theory has worked numerous times for me b4, but this is the first time I had to go another way about it.......she had a bf, wanted nothing to do with me, but I was such a pain in the a$$ that she eventually gave in...she responds very well to attention, and small signs of affection, I guess thats because she's older then most of the girls I've dated/banged

[notanormalgent]

Of course they need attention at first, but once you've got them hooked, you've got to play with em.

Every girl is fundamentally the same. They all want the strongest male, a guy that's busy and mysterious, don't respond to her or else you're giving her control.

[Kale]

I agree. Remember the old saying "Treat em mean and keep em keen"

[MASTER]

I agree. Remember the old saying "Treat em mean and keep em keen"

No doubt!

[G-Force]

this one never fails....

"you stand accused of being sexy as fcuk,
should you be found guilty you will be subjected
to a non stop night of steamy sex with yours truly
how do you plead?"

they will always reply "guilty"

well they should do otherwise its blu balls time

[C_Bino]

When i wanna impress a girl I send them one of my quick texts, you know the ones that are programmed into your phone already. My fav one to send is "Where is the meeting?" If you send that for no particular reason she will be all over u fo sho.

-Bino

[G-Force]

When i wanna impress a girl I send them one of my quick texts, you know the ones that are programmed into your phone already. My fav one to send is "Where is the meeting?" If you send that for no particular reason she will be all over u fo sho.

-Bino

what?

how does that one work then?

[Carlos_E]

Don't give her the attention. Allow me to introduce the Cat String Theory.

With hold a piece of string from a cat...Just out of reach, and it'll go crazy. Give the cat the string and it'll get bored.

I'm guessing she just recently became your girl, otherwise she would've dumped you.

Of course they need attention at first, but once you've got them hooked, you've got to play with em.

Every girl is fundamentally the same. They all want the strongest male, a guy that's busy and mysterious, don't respond to her or else you're giving her control.

I agree. Remember the old saying "Treat em mean and keep em keen"

How old are you guys? This shit might work on teens and 20 something year old girls but with adult WOMAN you have to be ****ing kidding me. This is some serious immature shit. You treat an adult WOMAN like this she'll dumb you in 2 seconds.

[kloter1]

When i wanna impress a girl I send them one of my quick texts, you know the ones that are programmed into your phone already. My fav one to send is "Where is the meeting?" If you send that for no particular reason she will be all over u fo sho.

-Bino

lol hmmm i need to try that

[G-Force]

How old are you guys? This shit might work on teens and 20 something year old girls but with adult WOMAN you have to be ****ing kidding me. This is some serious immature shit. You treat an adult WOMAN like this she'll dumb you in 2 seconds.

that was always my theory

treat em mean keep em keen only works for women 21 or less

opnce they reach past that age they are normally fed up with arse holes who wana shag 'em and leave 'em so they go for the nicer more caring bloke

like me

[spywizard]

Don't give her the attention. Allow me to introduce the Cat String Theory.

With hold a piece of string from a cat...Just out of reach, and it'll go crazy. Give the cat the string and it'll get bored.

I'm guessing she just recently became your girl, otherwise she would've dumped you.

wow.. wisdom beyond your years..

that tells the whole story..

[G-Force]

wow.. wisdom beyond your years..

that tells the whole story..

sarcasm?

[bor]

this one never fails....

"you stand accused of being sexy as fcuk,
should you be found guilty you will be subjected
to a non stop night of steamy sex with yours truly
how do you plead?"

they will always reply "guilty"

well they should do otherwise its blu balls time

good one

[bor]

that was always my theory

treat em mean keep em keen only works for women 21 or less

opnce they reach past that age they are normally fed up with arse holes who wana shag 'em and leave 'em so they go for the nicer more caring bloke

like me

my thoughts exactly

[bor]

How old are you guys? This shit might work on teens and 20 something year old girls but with adult WOMAN you have to be ****ing kidding me. This is some serious immature shit. You treat an adult WOMAN like this she'll dumb you in 2 seconds.

exactly, nothing women dislike more then immaturity

[taiboxa]

How old are you guys? This shit might work on teens and 20 something year old girls but with adult WOMAN you have to be ****ing kidding me. This is some serious immature shit. You treat an adult WOMAN like this she'll dumb you in 2 seconds.

new linguistic skills or typ'o?

kuz i know tai kan dumb anyone in 2 seconds!

[Carlos_E]

no linguistic skills or typ'o?

kuz i know tai kan dumb anyone in 2 seconds!

You get the point.

[taiboxa]

You get the point.

it was suppose to be NEW not NO >< i kant type either

[MatrixGuy]

'You are the best thing in my life, being without you would be pointless'

'I feel so proud being around you, your so beautiful'

'I wish i was with you now giving you a sensual body massage, lit candles in the room and rubbing coconut oil all over you'

'I want to make you feel special for the rest of your life'

[stocky121]

'You are the best thing in my life, being without you would be pointless'

'I feel so proud being around you, your so beautiful'

'I wish i was with you now giving you a sensual body massage, lit candles in the room and rubbing coconut oil all over you'

'I want to make you feel special for the rest of your life'

that's some tight shit my man

[SwoleCat]

"SwoleCat is with me"

She'll come runnin'.



~SC~

[SwoleCat]

'You are the best thing in my life, being without you would be pointless'

'I feel so proud being around you, your so beautiful'

'I wish i was with you now giving you a sensual body massage, lit candles in the room and rubbing coconut oil all over you'

'I want to make you feel special for the rest of your life'

Wear a rubber suit for when she hurls all over you.

~SC~

[stocky121]

"SwoleCat is with me"

She'll come runnin'.



~SC~

i might just try that one

[MatrixGuy]

"SwoleCat is with me"

She'll come runnin'.



~SC~

LMAO!!

Am sure she will!

[timvds]

"Have you seen my buttplug?"

"I have to go to the doctor... There this wierd wart on the tip of my dong."

"Why does it burn when I pee?"

[bor]

'You are the best thing in my life, being without you would be pointless'

'I feel so proud being around you, your so beautiful'

'I wish i was with you now giving you a sensual body massage, lit candles in the room and rubbing coconut oil all over you'

'I want to make you feel special for the rest of your life'

Some good stuff there, I'm glad we're on the same page thanks

[bor]

"SwoleCat is with me"

She'll come runnin'.



~SC~

I did that and my girl answered ; "Who the fvck is Swolecat?"


But I still love and respect ya Swol

[bor]

"Have you seen my buttplug?"

"I have to go to the doctor... There this wierd wart on the tip of my dong."

"Why does it burn when I pee?"

You send those to doctors or dermatologist not GIRLS

[MatrixGuy]

I did that and my girl answered ; "Who the fvck is Swolecat?"


But I still love and respect ya Swol

LOL

Quality!

I talk about SC all the time at work, so they know who he is now...

[SwoleCat]

I did that and my girl answered ; "Who the fvck is Swolecat?"

Phew! That's great that she remembered to do what I told her.



~SC~

[SwoleCat]

LOL

Quality!

I talk about SC all the time at work, so they know who he is now...

Are you serious? What do you say about me?

Or, do I wanna know?

~SC~

[decadbal]

hahaha SWOLWNED

[Commando_Barbi]

Of course they need attention at first, but once you've got them hooked, you've got to play with em.

Every girl is fundamentally the same. They all want the strongest male, a guy that's busy and mysterious, don't respond to her or else you're giving her control.

You'd get about one minute into that BS with me and I'd grab that string with you at the end, dangle it off a cliff and cut that bitch!

[SwoleCat]

~SC~

[Carlos_E]

You'd get about one minute into that BS with me and I'd grab that string with you at the end, dangle it off a cliff and cut that bitch!

Like I said. A real woman would not go for this type of shit.

[Commando_Barbi]

Love ya Carlos