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    Talking Red Sox/Yankees!!!!!

    A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankee fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze.

    All of the sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere
    possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the
    terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.

    By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be
    released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

    As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."


    The Cubs fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought
    about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."
    This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Cubs fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.

    The Yankee fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip
    went through again, sending the Yankee fan out crying like a little girl.

    The Red Sox fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said, "You
    support the greatest baseball team in the world, your supporters are the best and most loyal baseball fans in all the world. For this, you may
    have two wishes!"

    "Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Red Sox fan replies. "In
    recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."


    "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100
    lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

    "Tie the Yankee fan to my back."


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    Good shit. LMAO

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    Great since I hate the yanks and like the sox.


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