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  1. 06-28-2002, 10:47 PM #1
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    Talking A true friend.....

    Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!

    Friend,

    When you are sad, ...
    I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against
    the sorry bastard who made you sad.

    When you are blue, ...
    I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

    When you smile, ...
    I'll know you finally got laid.

    When you are scared...
    I will rag you about it every chance I get.

    When you are worried, ...
    I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
    it could be and to quit whining.

    When you are confused, ...
    I will use little words to explain it to you...
    dumb ass!

    When you are sick, ...
    stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
    want whatever you have.

    When you fall, ...
    I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    This is my oath, ...
    I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
    Because you're my friend!


    "A friend will help you move.....a true friend will help you move bodies..."
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  2. 06-29-2002, 12:28 AM #2
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    Beautiful Man, Absolutely beautiful.(sniff) Brings tears to my eyes
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  3. 06-29-2002, 01:09 AM #3
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    Lol..i love it man. im going to read it to my buddy.
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  4. 06-29-2002, 05:33 AM #4
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    Im going to learn this by heart.
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  5. 06-29-2002, 07:00 AM #5
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    Can we be friends? I promise I will be much better than that...
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  6. 06-29-2002, 08:59 PM #6
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    Very very funny....
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  7. 06-30-2002, 12:14 AM #7
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    LOL i love it
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  8. 07-03-2002, 09:44 PM #8
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    sorry guys i just felt like bumping this back up
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  9. 07-04-2002, 11:53 AM #9
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    no doubt neo!
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  10. 07-05-2002, 10:04 AM #10
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    That was great!! LOL
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