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07-17-2004, 02:53 PM #1
Lozgod's Relationship Tips
After reading 1Victors dilemna and the advice he was getting I wanted to give yall some good advice on dealing with women. I don't expect any women to agree with this verbally but I bet their actions would say this advice is right on the money.
IF YOU WANT KIDS AND A WIFE AND A HOUSE DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ADVISE
IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE THIS IS FOR YOU
YES THIS GAME IS UNIVERSAL AND WILL WORK ON HOT CHICKS AND UGLY ONES WITH THE SAME EFFECTIVENESS
ALWAYS USE PROTECTION AND ALWAYS REMEMBER NO FAT CHICKS!!!!
1. Always act nice in the beginning. All women think they want a nice guy, but subconsiously they want a bad boy. So play the role. Laugh at their stupid jokes, act like you care about their jobs and blah blah blah. Play it to the hill too. I mean act like it is the most interesting thing in the world.
2. Always try to get them alone after doing all that BS to reel them in. Start off by saying something like, "I usually don't say do this but I never met someone as smart and beautiful as you" looking in to their eyes and kiss them. They knew in the first 30 seconds if they were gonna give you some so if they were you are in there. Do your thing, start off slow, then work your way up to high intensity, make sure she gets off.
3. Leave or take her home. Never spend the night together. The next day don't call. She probaly won't call you going by her friends advice, but she will by day 2. Answer the phone and say you'll call her back. Call her back. Seem very interested in what she is saying but not too much. Do this for about 3-7 days, dont go overboard the fish will get off the hook if you do. Use common sense.
4. Take her out. Be nice again, pretty much repeat the first night. This is to show her you are a "good guy" deep down. This time you dont talk to her for a few days after sex. Time to make her start persuing you.
5. Next time don't take her out. Go straight to your or her crib. Be nice but make sure you don't hit it. This will make her think, **** is he boning someone else he wasn't horny. See by now she should like you and wont be too quick to curb you.
**** I got to go make a call. More later.
The next info are rules after your first few dates got her reeled in.
1. NEVER EVER SEEM JEALOUS. Remember she is the lucky one, not you. If she left tomorrow you would be fine.
2. Tell little stupid lies for no reason out of the bluie, and make sure they are lies you get caught in. Then never justify yourself when she catches you. Don't even be willing to discuss it. You are the man not her. This makes you mysterious. You got secrets, this is intriguing to her.
3. Always get caught checking out other girls when you are out together. This will force her to make herself more desirable to you. Works great.
4. Never ever under any circumstances make her your priority. Put friends, the club, the gym, your dog, car, whatever before her. This will make her starve for your attention. This is golden if she grew up without a father but works on 80% of women. They all want to be first in your life.
5. Always have stuff about yourself they hate. Their missiion in life is to change a man in to what they want. Once you do that. Game over they win and you get sh!t on.
6. A couple days a month put these rules away and be Prince Charming. Always got to proove that "there is a nice guy inside of you."
I am going off the top of my head thats all I can think of right now, as I think of more I'll add to it. I guarantee this stuff works. If you are a whining pussy or a hater dont bother trying because you probaly arent man enough to pull it off, but dont worry when your girl needs a real man she can call me. PM me for my number to give to your girl Decadbal.Last edited by Lozgod; 07-18-2004 at 06:42 AM. Reason: Put all the info on the same post.
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07-17-2004, 02:56 PM #2AR Hall of Fame
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This sounds like the plot from "Two can play that game".
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07-17-2004, 02:57 PM #3Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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07-17-2004, 02:58 PM #4AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by Lozgod
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07-17-2004, 03:02 PM #5
this is the thread on how to never get ass again in your life...
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07-17-2004, 03:03 PM #6Originally Posted by Decadbal
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07-17-2004, 03:06 PM #7
braggin about baggin fatties isnt gettin alot of ass per say, just gettin alot....
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07-17-2004, 03:08 PM #8Originally Posted by Decadbal
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07-17-2004, 03:12 PM #9
def mistaking homie.... guys who brag about how many chicks they bang are about the same as guys who brag about how big their dick is...its not...
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07-17-2004, 03:15 PM #10
Did you guys see my gf she'e hot
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07-17-2004, 03:21 PM #11Originally Posted by Decadbal
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07-17-2004, 03:23 PM #12Originally Posted by cpt steele
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07-17-2004, 03:25 PM #13Originally Posted by Decadbal
Anyway
The next info are rules after your first few dates got her reeled in.
1. NEVER EVER SEEM JEALOUS. Remember she is the lucky one, not you. If she left tomorrow you would be fine.
2. Tell little stupid lies for no reason out of the bluie, and make sure they are lies you get caught in. Then never justify yourself when she catches you. Don't even be willing to discuss it. You are the man not her. This makes you mysterious. You got secrets, this is intriguing to her.
3. Always get caught checking out other girls when you are out together. This will force her to make herself more desirable to you. Works great.
4. Never ever under any circumstances make her your priority. Put friends, the club, the gym, your dog, car, whatever before her. This will make her starve for your attention. This is golden if she grew up without a father but works on 80% of women. They all want to be first in your life.
5. Always have stuff about yourself they hate. Their missiion in life is to change a man in to what they want. Once you do that. Game over they win and you get sh!t on.
6. A couple days a month put these rules away and be Prince Charming. Always got to proove that "there is a nice guy inside of you."
I am going off the top of my head thats all I can think of right now, as I think of more I'll add to it. I guarantee this stuff works. If you are a whining pussy or a hater dont bother trying because you probaly arent man enough to pull it off, but dont worry when your girl needs a real man she can call me. PM me for my number to give to your girl Decadbal.
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07-17-2004, 03:29 PM #14
i wasnt bashin your game, just saying it might work with a drunk whore, but the women who count will tell you to GFY.. i never said i got any ass, but i can def tell its gotta be more than you and your ego.. i iniatially was joking, however if your gonna become an ass then we can go back and forth all day tiny
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07-17-2004, 03:31 PM #15Originally Posted by Decadbal
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07-17-2004, 03:31 PM #16Originally Posted by H-BOL
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07-17-2004, 03:32 PM #17Originally Posted by Decadbal
Originally Posted by lozgod
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07-17-2004, 03:33 PM #18Originally Posted by Lozgod
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07-17-2004, 03:34 PM #19Originally Posted by Decadbal
Have a nice day. I'm not in a flame war type of mood.
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07-17-2004, 03:52 PM #20
Decadbal pictures of yourself are better suited in Members Pics not in your avatar. Sorry I couldn't resist.
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07-17-2004, 04:01 PM #21
if that was my picture, id be masterbating right now..lol bitches fine admit it
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07-17-2004, 04:02 PM #22Originally Posted by Decadbal
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07-17-2004, 04:08 PM #23
Excellent post with a lot of truth behind it!
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07-17-2004, 04:26 PM #24
Loz talks more shiat then i do on a good day... lol
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07-17-2004, 04:56 PM #25Originally Posted by trailrider38
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07-17-2004, 05:08 PM #26
This is if you want to lay the stupid, slutty, super needy types that aren't worth the hassle. If you want a good woman, you've got to be a good guy. They won't settle for less.
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07-17-2004, 05:49 PM #27
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07-17-2004, 06:33 PM #28
Actually lozgod
your absolutely right about everything you said, i have a similiar plan only modified slightly, because I enjoy the hunt almost more than i enjoy sex, so i wait a while, because if i get sex right away, i dismiss her as a slut and never want to see her again
keep pumping the advice loz, i'm listening!
we all know girls like to talk about themselves, how do we inspire that out of them?
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07-17-2004, 06:38 PM #29Associate Member
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Originally Posted by chrisAdamsLast edited by medic23; 06-29-2007 at 09:56 AM.
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07-17-2004, 06:50 PM #30
I use some of these tactics I'll admit. Most of them are true and they DO work. But you have to know where to draw the line. This is definatly a player's guide but you're not going to snag a girlfriend this way, you're just going to have a fuk buddy.
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07-17-2004, 06:53 PM #31Originally Posted by Lozgod
Saying some **** like that will result in her TOTALLY result in her becoming disinterested before you get to play the game.
My line before I kiss a girl? "You know you really aren't that bad?" With a smile. She giggles, and then feels she needs to impress me.
Everything else seems on point, but the first two stages are backwards. Never give a flat out compliment. If I give a compliment in the beginning stages I act like it PAINS me to do so. They love it, it's like they forced it out of you, and gives them a small victory.
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07-17-2004, 07:55 PM #32Originally Posted by Decadbal
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07-17-2004, 07:56 PM #33Originally Posted by chrisAdams
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07-17-2004, 07:57 PM #34Originally Posted by rambo
Never mind.
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07-17-2004, 08:06 PM #35Originally Posted by cpt steele
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07-17-2004, 09:21 PM #36Originally Posted by chrisAdams1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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07-17-2004, 09:31 PM #37ttuPrincess GuestOriginally Posted by Carlos_E
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07-17-2004, 09:31 PM #38Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
it takes time for boys to become men....
good call though......The answer to your every question
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07-17-2004, 09:38 PM #39
no, actually it does work -
no women wants to date a pussy
I guess a "good man" waits on you hand and foot?, or mabey he's SO entirely devoted to you he wants to be with you ALL the time? or perhaps they drop everything just to make you happy all the time, just dismiss there life goals and ambitions so they can go to dinner with you?
well that's not life, Lozgood has the baseline that most men use (albite slightly modified) - if there actually is something there, than a friendship is formed and it's not about sex anymore, but his rap works
just to prove it - how many girls do you know don't call the ex's assholes?
when women want love when there younger, they should go buy a dog
besides, games are fun, they keep relationships intresting
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07-17-2004, 09:40 PM #40
A good man doesn't play bull**** games. PERIOD
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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