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    Curious scenario and your choice?

    Okay, say Jesus told you, "Sorry dude, word just came in from the Man Himslef that you can only have one sphincter muscle in your entire body. The good news is that you totally get to choose where you want to put it." Where would you put the sphincter muscle assuming of course that you can't take Jesus in a fight? You may want to carefully consider this. I know I have and how!

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    A sphincter is a muscle that forms a circle around a tube, natural opening, or duct (a tube that allows fluids and/or substances to pass through it, especially those produced by organs known as glands) in the body. The sphincter forms a circle around these structures in such a way that when the muscle tightens and becomes narrower, the opening or space inside of the tubes becomes narrower as well, which can eventually cause them to close.

    There are many types of sphincters in the body, all of which will be described in an easy to understand manner as this website develops. Sphincter is also known as the sphincter muscle or musculus sphincter. The word "sphincter" comes from the Greek word "sphingein," meaning "to bind."

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    Uh, you forgot to choose bro.

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    I guess ass?

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    I would probably say my throat. You gotta eat.
    I might have to wear diapers, but atleast I could eat enough to gain some muscle

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    You could eat more if your throat was open all the time? Obese mofo!

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    I would have to say on the palm of my hand. This way i could be like spiderman, but instead of shooting a web out. it would be shit.

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    Originally posted by BigMike J
    I would have to say on the palm of my hand. This way i could be like spiderman, but instead of shooting a web out. it would be shit.


    Can't argue with that

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    you're assuming i haven't taken jesus in a fight

    back in the day was i was coming up in bethlehem i beat down jesus for doing a shitty job on the carpentry in my house. he's not as bad as you would think. yeah sure, he can turn water to wine and make fish and shit, but he's not the toughest of guys

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    LOL

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    Re: you're assuming i haven't taken jesus in a fight

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    back in the day was i was coming up in bethlehem i beat down jesus for doing a shitty job on the carpentry in my house. he's not as bad as you would think. yeah sure, he can turn water to wine and make fish and shit, but he's not the toughest of guys
    I once pantsed him when he wasn't looking so I agree he isn't perfect.

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    ass... walking around with a diaper and smelling all the time kinda turns me off.. and if you're having sex... and it just falls out, honestly... come on

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    well... If we assume Jesus is from God, and God created man with a purpose, and every part of the man is a purpose..


    then there must be a reason.. so ... i choose my Penis....

    as Jesus obviously already has a way for to do all my other bodily functions..

    so i say.... Penis........ yep.. definetly..
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    you chose penis? how come i didnt think of that? hmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    well... If we assume Jesus is from God, and God created man with a purpose, and every part of the man is a purpose..


    then there must be a reason.. so ... i choose my Penis....

    as Jesus obviously already has a way for to do all my other bodily functions..

    so i say.... Penis........ yep.. definetly..

    lol i didn't even read the thread....i just found an old one and bumped it....but thats good spy lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    back in the day was i was coming up in bethlehem i beat down jesus for doing a ****ty job on the carpentry in my house. he's not as bad as you would think. yeah sure, he can turn water to wine and make fish and ****, but he's not the toughest of guys

    HILARIOUS!!!




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