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  1. 07-09-2002, 03:12 PM #1
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    Talking Have some laugh! ha ha ha

    A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.

    When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
    "What? You're crazy!"
    "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
    "No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."
    "At this time of the night? No one will show up..."
    "I've already said No, and NO!"
    "Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."
    "No! I've said NO!"
    "My love... Don't be like that..."
    At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
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  2. 07-09-2002, 03:13 PM #2
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  3. 07-09-2002, 03:14 PM #3
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    thats funny shit, but i think i heard that somewhere, maybe on here?
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  4. 07-09-2002, 03:24 PM #4
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  5. 07-09-2002, 03:29 PM #5
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    something not to far off happened to me.....
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  6. 07-09-2002, 03:53 PM #6
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    iron: so did you get it at the end
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  7. 07-09-2002, 03:58 PM #7
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    And hopefully NOT from the girls dad...
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    lol, me and gf have the shittest luck in that area. We're busted with the worst of things. You could only imagine.....

    luckly its her dad that gets the least pissed.

    and we always have our fun no matter what
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  9. 07-09-2002, 06:12 PM #9
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    That DID happen to me!
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  10. 07-10-2002, 10:24 AM #10
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    I've got the mpeg

    hey Clean, not to take the wind out of your sails, but I've got the mpeg of the joke you just transcribed - it's a parody of a MasterCard commerical

    any of you who want it, PM me with your email addresses

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  11. 07-10-2002, 01:27 PM #11
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    LOL!

    old but still a goodie!
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    Re: I've got the mpeg

    Originally posted by skid
    hey Clean, not to take the wind out of your sails, but I've got the mpeg of the joke you just transcribed - it's a parody of a MasterCard commerical

    any of you who want it, PM me with your email addresses

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    i do as well....
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  13. 07-15-2002, 11:49 PM #13
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  14. 07-16-2002, 01:10 AM #14
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    haha
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  15. 07-16-2002, 05:00 PM #15
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    lemme see if I can get it posted somewhere from which y'all can download ... I'll let'cha know ...
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