Thread: Pastor Joke...
07-22-2002, 09:14 PM #1
Way to go Pastor !!
A pastor, really needing to go to the bathroom,
walked into a
neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and
once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time
lights would go out the place would erupt into
However, when the revelers saw the town pastor, the
room went dead
He walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I
please use the
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you
"Why not?" the pastor asked.
"Well, there is a statue of a naked woman in there,
and her most
private part is covered only by a fig leaf."
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll just look the
So the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the
top of the
stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole
hopping with music and dancing again. However, they
did stop just long
to give the pastor a loud round of applause.
He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the
"Well, now they know you're one of us." said the
you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig
leaf is lifted
on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place.
Now, how about that drink?"
07-23-2002, 06:26 AM #2
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