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    Pastor Joke...

    Way to go Pastor !!

    A pastor, really needing to go to the bathroom,
    walked into a
    neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and
    dancing but
    every
    once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time
    after the
    lights would go out the place would erupt into
    cheers.
    However, when the revelers saw the town pastor, the
    room went dead
    silent.
    He walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I
    please use the
    restroom?"
    The bartender replied, "I really don't think you
    should."
    "Why not?" the pastor asked.
    "Well, there is a statue of a naked woman in there,
    and her most
    private part is covered only by a fig leaf."
    "Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll just look the
    other way."
    So the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the
    top of the
    stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.

    After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole
    place was
    hopping with music and dancing again. However, they
    did stop just long
    enough
    to give the pastor a loud round of applause.
    He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
    understand. Why did
    they applaud for me just because I went to the
    restroom?"
    "Well, now they know you're one of us." said the
    bartender. "Would
    you like a drink?"
    "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled
    pastor.
    "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig
    leaf is lifted
    on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place.
    Now, how about that drink?"

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