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    Are you addicted to steroids ?

    How to tell if you're addicted to steroids .


    1. You carry around Dianabol in a tic tac container.
    2. The pitcher of 'kool aid' in the fridge is actually sugar, food colouring and reforvit.
    3. You go for a blood test and sustanon comes out.
    4. You baste the thanksgiving turkey with a 23guage, 1.5", 3cc syringe.
    5. You collect empty vials like most people do with empty liqour bottles.
    6. The mexican custom officers know you by name.
    7. Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.
    8. You're the viagra poster boy, even though you've never used viagra.
    9. You married a veterinarian, even though she's 63years old.
    10. You get a second mortgage on the house for your next cycle.
    11. Your neutered dog is laughing at the size of YOUR balls.
    12. You get turned on listening to all the talk about Bush in the US presidential election.
    13. You use a syringe as a toothpick.
    14. You mix reforvit in with the plant food.
    15. You're an active member of over 20 steroid message boards.
    16. You doc goes to give you a flu shot and you drop your pants.
    17. You make a wind chime out of empty vials.
    18. Your nuts are the size of chic peas.
    19. You make lines of winny powder on the table and snort it.
    20. Ronnie Coleman thinks your cycles are crazy (no offence Ronnie...)
    21. Liver transplant at the age of 24.
    22. You have a custom made "amp rack"
    23. You can't help contracting your biceps to the rythm of the music in the car just to check out how good they look - even if you're the only one in the car!
    24. You can't help looking at your pets and wondering how much they'd improve if only you could give em a couple of shots... but then again forget it - can't waste any! let em get their own!!
    25. Your pee is anabolic
    26. Ever since you started juicing, Schering's stock has doubled
    27. You custom make primo amp earings for your girlfriend.
    28. You feel small at 5'7" / 260lbs
    29. You have 14 separate P.O. boxes
    30. You've had a hard-on for 2 and a half years
    31. You put reforvit in the ice cube tray instead of water
    32. You put your suppliers kids thru college with the money you've spend in the last year
    33. You quit your high paying job to become a customs officer
    34. You special order 15ml syringes.

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    well what can i say, 33 out of 34 aint bad right??? im not addicted right??? Time to order more!

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    thats funny sh1t!!! hahahaha

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    Hahaha marry a 63 year old vet lol

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    I carry my d-bol in a tylenol container in my backpack............

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    some funny ****

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    Ummm, this thread is like almost 3 years old.



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    Quote Originally Posted by tonytone36
    I carry my d-bol in a tylenol container in my backpack............
    that's funny, i use advil container though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    well what can i say, 33 out of 34 aint bad right??? im not addicted right??? Time to order more!



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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Ummm, this thread is like almost 3 years old.



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    for real, I saw this on the list and couldn't believe someone bumped it. it's been a long time since I've seen this thread.

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    good read.....

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