Pick up Lines

[BiosThornton]

Lets here it everyone. Good, bad the worst you have heard or used.

"Can you sew?"

"Why"

"Cause I'm ripped baby"

[Butch]

"Is it okay if I am here?"

"Yes, why?"

"Becasue baby these guns are illegal in most states!" (this is when you give her a double bi shot)

And no I weould never use that line I just thought it was funny. How about this lame one:

"Baby don't get pulled over with me in the car"

"why"

"Becaseu I am carrying two loaded guns" (once again you follow that somment up with a nice bi shot)

Things people will say to get laid. I just hope no one has used any of those lines.

[palme]

"how you doin"

[nitro4 the body]

This girl told me one that I thought was pretty funny a guy said to her.

Those are nice legs you've got
she says thank you
He said if I was with you I'd have to give them names after something I like , He said I like the holidays . I'd name one christmas and one thanksgiving.
She said ohh
He said can I visit between the holidays

[PaPaPumP]

Here's a good one that I learned back in the ghetto streets of Montana.


"Hi."

[TestTubeBaby]

"did it hurt?"

"did what hurt?"

"when you from heaven."

lol, thats pretty cheesy

[TestTubeBaby]

fell from heaven* doh!

[MIKE_XXL]

Here is one that always works......

"If beauty was a minute, you would be an hour"

Pick up line, yet still romantic...give 'er a go...XXL

[tt333]

You know what would look good on you?
Me!!!

[latman49]

Here's a little tip.....don't ever try this:

Once I saw a guy on X walk up to a girl and he started rubbing on her face like a blind guy or something....then he said "You have a really interesting face, I like it". Needless to say, she split real quick.

[latman49]

Here's a good one. I have a Native American friend who uses this one.

"Excuse me, do you have any Native American in you?"
She says "no"
"Would you like some?"

[partyboynyc]

i like , " Look, get in the car bitch!!!" , " you're a few minor surgeries away from being really hot" , "if you were anorexic you'd have a much better face" hahaha

[palme]

I think PBNYC wins again

[partyboynyc]

i'm quite the charmer w/ my lines. another good one is, "look, bitch, i'm gonna go home and jerk off to you anyway soooooo you might as well just come home w/ me and get some ass too"

[Gear101]

hey baby first one's me maybe later i can get on you

you look good in that dress, but i beat you look good in nothing

[peaker]

"I lost my phone number can i have yours?"

peaker

[partyboynyc]

"is that my cock in your mouth or are you just happy to see me??"

[palme]

Originally posted by partyboynyc
"is that my cock in your mouth or are you just happy to see me??"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[BMANN]

I'm here, so what are your other two wishes.

[Shredz]

some pretty interesting lines so far..lets keep this going.

here's one for you.

Hey baby!! Are you a parking ticket?
Why she asks?
Because you have "fine" written all over you!

[partyboynyc]

once you start talking to a girl suggest that you both play "the animal game". you start first. put your arm up to your nose and sway it around." what am i?", you ask. " an elephant!", she replies.
now jump up and down and scratch you armpits. again, "what am i?" " a monkey" she'll reply.
now whip down your pants in front of her. " your turn!!!!you be a squirrel and put these nuts in your mouth!!!"
ahh childhood games are fun

[palme]

Ok..."girl i know you must be tierd cause youve been walking around in my mind all day"

[Little Jonah]

he says ........ is that a space suit
she says ....... no
he says...... cuase baby your outta this world
hahahah

[Shredz]

Originally posted by partyboynyc
once you start talking to a girl suggest that you both play "the animal game". you start first. put your arm up to your nose and sway it around." what am i?", you ask. " an elephant!", she replies.
now jump up and down and scratch you armpits. again, "what am i?" " a monkey" she'll reply.
now whip down your pants in front of her. " your turn!!!!you be a squirrel and put these nuts in your mouth!!!"
ahh childhood games are fun

gonna try that one on the wife...

[primodonna]

Originally posted by partyboynyc
"is that my cock in your mouth or are you just happy to see me??"

I'm just happy to see you

[clockworks]

this thread is hilarious...=)

"that dress is very becoming on you..."
"oh...why thank you."
"i'd be cumming too if i was wrapped around you body like that."

"nice dress."
"oh...why thank you."
"it'd look nicer rolled up in a ball beside my bed."

and the ole classic...
"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

notice how they become decreasingly witty? hehe

-clocky baby

[Vegas Kid]

"Do you work for Campbells?"
Cuz your MMM good!

"I like every bone in your body, especially my own!"

[Vegas Kid]

"Would you suck my dick if I washed it?"

"No!"

"Dirty Cock Sucker!!"

[peaker]

Originally posted by Vegas Kid
"Would you suck my dick if I washed it?"

"No!"

"Dirty Cock Sucker!!"

HAHHAA

peaker

[allabs5150]

I know they say milk does a body good......but dam baby how much have you been drinkin

[BiosThornton]

Where's your wings?
??
I thought all Angels had wings

Where's you tail?
??
I thought all fox's had tails.

[skid]

"do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

[palme]

Originally posted by skid
"do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Hahahaha that was so lame bro

[Vegas Kid]

"Is that Windex in your pocket?"

"Cuz I can see myself in your pants!"

[Big Show 23]

1)Man:Excuse me miss
Woman:Yes
Man:Could you please call the cops because you've stolen my heart

2)Make me,shake me or break me but baby don't forsake me
3)Someone call heaven because there's an angel missing

*The next one is credited to MAD TV from the "Funky Walker Dirty Talker" skits

Baby I'd like to walk into your church and start speaking in tongue

[realer]

my wife does the dirty work for me!! so no need to learn any lines!!
hehe!!

[EXCESS]

Originally posted by Vegas Kid
"Is that Windex in your pocket?"

"Cuz I can see myself in your pants!"

How do you see yourself in windex? Don't you mean 'Is that a mirror in your pocket?" ??

[allabs5150]

Baby your so hot you could make the devil sweat............. lame i know

[skid]

Originally posted by realer
my wife does the dirty work for me!! so no need to learn any lines!!
hehe!!

you mean she picks up chicks for you???

[symatech]

i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you???

if i followed you home would you keep me

well baby im not Fred Flintsone but trust me ill make your bed rock

say girl you got a bandaid?? "no why" cuz baby im cut

lol great thread, btw i have never used any of these (besides nice shoes wanna fuck of course) jk