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    Pick up Lines

    Lets here it everyone. Good, bad the worst you have heard or used.

    "Can you sew?"

    "Why"

    "Cause I'm ripped baby"

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    "Is it okay if I am here?"

    "Yes, why?"

    "Becasue baby these guns are illegal in most states!" (this is when you give her a double bi shot)

    And no I weould never use that line I just thought it was funny. How about this lame one:

    "Baby don't get pulled over with me in the car"

    "why"

    "Becaseu I am carrying two loaded guns" (once again you follow that somment up with a nice bi shot)

    Things people will say to get laid. I just hope no one has used any of those lines.

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    "how you doin"

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    This girl told me one that I thought was pretty funny a guy said to her.

    Those are nice legs you've got
    she says thank you
    He said if I was with you I'd have to give them names after something I like , He said I like the holidays . I'd name one christmas and one thanksgiving.
    She said ohh
    He said can I visit between the holidays
    Last edited by nitro4 the body; 08-02-2002 at 08:39 PM.

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    Here's a good one that I learned back in the ghetto streets of Montana.


    "Hi."

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    "did it hurt?"

    "did what hurt?"

    "when you from heaven."

    lol, thats pretty cheesy

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    fell from heaven* doh!

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    Here is one that always works......

    "If beauty was a minute, you would be an hour"

    Pick up line, yet still romantic...give 'er a go...XXL
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    Canadian proud, Northern muscle baby!

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    You know what would look good on you?
    Me!!!

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    Here's a little tip.....don't ever try this:

    Once I saw a guy on X walk up to a girl and he started rubbing on her face like a blind guy or something....then he said "You have a really interesting face, I like it". Needless to say, she split real quick.

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    Here's a good one. I have a Native American friend who uses this one.

    "Excuse me, do you have any Native American in you?"
    She says "no"
    "Would you like some?"

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    hmmmm

    i like , " Look, get in the car bitch!!!" , " you're a few minor surgeries away from being really hot" , "if you were anorexic you'd have a much better face" hahaha

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    I think PBNYC wins again

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    palme,hahaha

    i'm quite the charmer w/ my lines. another good one is, "look, bitch, i'm gonna go home and jerk off to you anyway soooooo you might as well just come home w/ me and get some ass too"

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    hey baby first one's me maybe later i can get on you

    you look good in that dress, but i beat you look good in nothing

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    "I lost my phone number can i have yours?"

    peaker

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    hehe

    "is that my cock in your mouth or are you just happy to see me??"

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    Re: hehe

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    "is that my cock in your mouth or are you just happy to see me??"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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    I'm here, so what are your other two wishes.

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    some pretty interesting lines so far..lets keep this going.

    here's one for you.

    Hey baby!! Are you a parking ticket?
    Why she asks?
    Because you have "fine" written all over you!

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    a little playful game....

    once you start talking to a girl suggest that you both play "the animal game". you start first. put your arm up to your nose and sway it around." what am i?", you ask. " an elephant!", she replies.
    now jump up and down and scratch you armpits. again, "what am i?" " a monkey" she'll reply.
    now whip down your pants in front of her. " your turn!!!!you be a squirrel and put these nuts in your mouth!!!"
    ahh childhood games are fun

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    Ok..."girl i know you must be tierd cause youve been walking around in my mind all day"

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    he says ........ is that a space suit
    she says ....... no
    he says...... cuase baby your outta this world
    hahahah

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    Re: a little playful game....

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    once you start talking to a girl suggest that you both play "the animal game". you start first. put your arm up to your nose and sway it around." what am i?", you ask. " an elephant!", she replies.
    now jump up and down and scratch you armpits. again, "what am i?" " a monkey" she'll reply.
    now whip down your pants in front of her. " your turn!!!!you be a squirrel and put these nuts in your mouth!!!"
    ahh childhood games are fun



    gonna try that one on the wife...

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    Re: hehe

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    "is that my cock in your mouth or are you just happy to see me??"
    I'm just happy to see you

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    this thread is hilarious...=)

    "that dress is very becoming on you..."
    "oh...why thank you."
    "i'd be cumming too if i was wrapped around you body like that."

    "nice dress."
    "oh...why thank you."
    "it'd look nicer rolled up in a ball beside my bed."

    and the ole classic...
    "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

    notice how they become decreasingly witty? hehe

    -clocky baby

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    "Do you work for Campbells?"
    Cuz your MMM good!

    "I like every bone in your body, especially my own!"

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    "Would you suck my dick if I washed it?"

    "No!"

    "Dirty Cock Sucker!!"

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    Originally posted by Vegas Kid
    "Would you suck my dick if I washed it?"

    "No!"

    "Dirty Cock Sucker!!"
    HAHHAA

    peaker

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    I know they say milk does a body good......but dam baby how much have you been drinkin

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    Where's your wings?
    ??
    I thought all Angels had wings

    Where's you tail?
    ??
    I thought all fox's had tails.


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    "do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

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    Originally posted by skid
    "do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
    Hahahaha that was so lame bro

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    "Is that Windex in your pocket?"

    "Cuz I can see myself in your pants!"

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    Here are mine

    1)Man:Excuse me miss
    Woman:Yes
    Man:Could you please call the cops because you've stolen my heart

    2)Make me,shake me or break me but baby don't forsake me
    3)Someone call heaven because there's an angel missing

    *The next one is credited to MAD TV from the "Funky Walker Dirty Talker" skits

    Baby I'd like to walk into your church and start speaking in tongue

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    my wife does the dirty work for me!! so no need to learn any lines!!
    hehe!!

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    Originally posted by Vegas Kid
    "Is that Windex in your pocket?"

    "Cuz I can see myself in your pants!"
    How do you see yourself in windex? Don't you mean 'Is that a mirror in your pocket?" ??

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    Baby your so hot you could make the devil sweat............. lame i know

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    Originally posted by realer
    my wife does the dirty work for me!! so no need to learn any lines!!
    hehe!!
    you mean she picks up chicks for you???

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    i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you???

    if i followed you home would you keep me

    well baby im not Fred Flintsone but trust me ill make your bed rock

    say girl you got a bandaid?? "no why" cuz baby im cut

    lol great thread, btw i have never used any of these (besides nice shoes wanna fuck of course) jk

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