For you guys that live at home still, what do you think would be worse or more embarrasing? For your parents to catch you injecting or masterbating?
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For you guys that live at home still, what do you think would be worse or more embarrasing? For your parents to catch you injecting or masterbating?
Masturbating while doing a glute shot.
(Somebody had to say it.)
Anyway, I'm delighted that we talk about such intellectual pursuits here.
masterbating while doing a glute shot, and puffing on a fat blunt..
damn this is my 100th post i didn't even know i had that many yet. ok , since i hit the 100 mark i'll share a little something, but i'll make it short.
this happened years ago, but we still bust his balls about it today.
my friend jimmy from school was caught smoking weed in the bathroom, and was suspended from school. he went back, and had to keep taking urine tests. he lived with his mom, and she was so pissed off she didn't let any of us talk to him anymore. one day he was in his room, and his mom came barging in the room. he threw the blanket over himself. his mom got pissed, and thought he was hiding some weed from her. she pulled the banket off of him, and said to him "what are you hiding?? what's in your hand??" she was screaming for him to show her what was in his hand. so to make a long story a little bit shorter jimmy's mom was staring eye to eye with her little son's ONE EYED TROUSER SNAKE.
true story names are changed to protect the innocent, and getting caught is a bitch!! (LOL)
LOL now that was funny!
:oh:
Getting caught in the 69 position with your girlfirend would be the worst!
How about doing doggy style, she is facing the wall and dont see when her mom opens the door and quickly shuts it :)
hahaha well this is an intelligent thread isnt it hahaha but it sure made me laugh :lol:
I walked out of my one girlfriends room one morning, naked, still at half mast, pointing straight ahead, and walked right into her mother! She looked, gasped and starting crying right then.
I couldnt help but laugh, made it even worse.
anabolicmyo
That is some of the funny shit..God Damn..
Smacking the one eyed monster would be ten times worse.
i dont know, when i was about 16 i was wiping my a** and my mom happened to walk into the bathroom( i forgot to lock the door) that was pretty emmbarising
PaPaPumP caught me doing that with his girlfriend. :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by arthurb999
Getting caught in the 69 position with your girlfirend would be the worst!
It's all good. I got 10 other lined up cocked , locked, and ready to rock. You can have her. BTW....you now have crabs. Good day. :)
We like to call them PaPabeetles.Quote:
Originally posted by PaPaPumP
BTW....you now have crabs. Good day. :)
PaPaPalishus....yo,,, PaPaPalishus , homeboy...i came to party :dood:
LMAO,You *uckers just aint right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey fellas..... just the other day i had a gurls mom walk in while she was sucking mah bird. it was crazy yall , i couldnt even face her mom after that. i mean.... you just dont train for that kinda shit ya know , you dont know how to react. just think if you walked in on your daughter w/ some dudes dong in her mouth.
Uh the dude would lose his pecker if it was my daughter.Quote:
Originally posted by $uperman
hey fellas..... just the other day i had a gurls mom walk in while she was sucking mah bird. it was crazy yall , i couldnt even face her mom after that. i mean.... you just dont train for that kinda shit ya know , you dont know how to react. just think if you walked in on your daughter w/ some dudes dong in her mouth.
cant say i wouldnt do the same bro.....