I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
May I have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong = I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of
this
What's wrong = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through this time?
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now
I love you too = Ok, I said it, we better start having sex now
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look any
different
Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep
person, so now maybe you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with any other guys
(While shopping) I like that one better = Pick any F@#*ing dress and
lets go home
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go very well together = I'm
gay
