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    Male Vocabulary??

    I'm hungry = I'm hungry
    I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
    I'm tired = I'm tired
    Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    Can I take you to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    May I have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you
    Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
    What's wrong = I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of
    this
    What's wrong = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
    are you going through this time?
    What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?
    I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
    I love you = Let's have sex now
    I love you too = Ok, I said it, we better start having sex now
    Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
    Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look any
    different
    Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep
    person, so now maybe you'd like to have sex with me
    Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
    with any other guys
    (While shopping) I like that one better = Pick any F@#*ing dress and
    lets go home
    I don't think that blouse and that skirt go very well together = I'm
    gay

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    My name is Nathan = You're cute, but do you own any sheep?

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    Originally posted by EXCESS
    My name is Nathan = You're cute, but do you own any sheep?
    Let the battle begin.

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    Originally posted by EXCESS
    My name is Nathan = You're cute, but do you own any sheep?
    Ohh it´s on now

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    Originally posted by EXCESS
    My name is Nathan = You're cute, but do you own any sheep?
    yep......this should be good......

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    You guys kill me ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,let the fun begin !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    damn, looks like EXCESS may have hit a knock out shot to Nathan on this one, thought we would have had like 20 replies by Nathan on that comment!

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    My name is Nathan = You're cute, but do you own any sheep?
    You f**k one sheep...............

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    LMFAO!!! HAHA!

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    just a shallow pick up line.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. now i might be wrong..... but , you were looking at me like you wanted to fuck. haha

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