Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 40 of 70
  1. #1
    dedic8ed1's Avatar
    dedic8ed1 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    in the gym
    Posts
    2,425

    Human testicle worth 70,000?

    A friend of mine just had a vesectimee and his doctor said that a healthy testicle is worth 70,000.If this is true I'm gonna do it,fuk it I got 1 kid and that's enough for me.Anyone with info on this subject please post.

  2. #2
    QuieTSToRM33's Avatar
    QuieTSToRM33 is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    S.Florida by way of NY
    Posts
    7,473
    I'll def give up a nut for 70 g's

  3. #3
    auslifta's Avatar
    auslifta is offline Retired MONITOR
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    flying from the ashes
    Posts
    3,966
    who wants a second hand testie? hhmmm that new GTR is coming out next year............

  4. #4
    Lexed's Avatar
    Lexed is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    source check [email protected]
    Posts
    8,774
    Blog Entries
    1
    wtf do they do with it

  5. #5
    PEWN's Avatar
    PEWN is offline AR Addict
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Moms Basement
    Posts
    16,399
    Blog Entries
    9
    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta
    who wants a second hand testie? hhmmm that new GTR is coming out next year............
    nicely put.... i only need one.....

  6. #6
    Renesis's Avatar
    Renesis is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    NY, Long Island
    Posts
    3,533
    Isn't a kidney like 200gs???

  7. #7
    dedic8ed1's Avatar
    dedic8ed1 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    in the gym
    Posts
    2,425
    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed
    wtf do they do with it
    Well that was my first question and he told me that people that can't have children purchase one and go thru the I guess the installation procedure.

  8. #8
    Hoggage_54's Avatar
    Hoggage_54 is offline Suspended or Banned either way gone!
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Repost
    Posts
    7,433
    Quote Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
    Well that was my first question and he told me that people that can't have children purchase one and go thru the I guess the installation procedure.
    Imagine someone busting your nut 2000 kilometers away

  9. #9
    auslifta's Avatar
    auslifta is offline Retired MONITOR
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    flying from the ashes
    Posts
    3,966
    Quote Originally Posted by Renesis
    Isn't a kidney like 200gs???
    ill do them a deal, kidney and ill throw in a testie all for 250, this offer wont last.

  10. #10
    Renesis's Avatar
    Renesis is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    NY, Long Island
    Posts
    3,533
    LOL!! Dude I want to sell my body parts now -.-

  11. #11
    dedic8ed1's Avatar
    dedic8ed1 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    in the gym
    Posts
    2,425
    Just think what you can do with 70,000,a down payment on a house 20 year investment,the possibilities are endless.I'm in man sign me up yesterday.

  12. #12
    tadpoleboyy is offline Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    between corn and soybeans
    Posts
    866
    screw roids, give me a third nut

  13. #13
    305GUY's Avatar
    305GUY is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    M-I-YaYo
    Posts
    3,915
    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    I'll def give up a nut for 70 g's
    **** YEAH!.. that would get me out of debt and hopefully get me to own my first home.. besides my girl would love me if i had one nut... (well i hope..lol)

  14. #14
    dedic8ed1's Avatar
    dedic8ed1 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    in the gym
    Posts
    2,425
    Quote Originally Posted by tadpoleboyy
    screw roids, give me a third nut
    Alright then you got 70,000

  15. #15
    Big's Avatar
    Big
    Big is offline Retired~ AR-Hall of Famer ~ "Enforcer"
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    28,651
    {used car salesman voice}
    ...what would it take to put my testicle in you today?

  16. #16
    juiceball88's Avatar
    juiceball88 is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Juicetown USA
    Posts
    105
    Here is the ad:
    FOR SALE

    I testicle slightly used. shrunken slightly from years of steriod abuse.MSRP$70,000. willing to let go for $30,000.leave message. juiceball

  17. #17
    hocoathlete's Avatar
    hocoathlete is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Georgia
    Posts
    339
    ofcourse you could sell a kidney, and a testie,

    then with that money invest a shit load and get even more money.


    soon after you invest youll have like millions.


    then buy back a kidney and a testie.

  18. #18
    dedic8ed1's Avatar
    dedic8ed1 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    in the gym
    Posts
    2,425
    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger
    {used car salesman voice}
    ...what would it take to put my testicle in you today?

    I love it

  19. #19
    StoneGRMI's Avatar
    StoneGRMI is offline Giggity Giggity Giggty!
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Michigan
    Posts
    4,336
    Blog Entries
    6
    With todays economy I'll wait until the price gets higher before selling. Always remember; buy low, sell high.

  20. #20
    Renesis's Avatar
    Renesis is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    NY, Long Island
    Posts
    3,533
    What other way do you suggest getting 70k within a few hours -.-

  21. #21
    auslifta's Avatar
    auslifta is offline Retired MONITOR
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    flying from the ashes
    Posts
    3,966
    Quote Originally Posted by Renesis
    What other way do you suggest getting 70k within a few hours -.-
    CFD's

  22. #22
    thetank's Avatar
    thetank is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    im natty.no source cheks
    Posts
    2,165
    70 grand? thats enough for me to live with one ball. hell ide do it for 10

  23. #23
    hocoathlete's Avatar
    hocoathlete is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Georgia
    Posts
    339
    Quote Originally Posted by thetank
    70 grand? thats enough for me to live with one ball. hell ide do it for 10

    nah, 70 sounds better.

  24. #24
    dedic8ed1's Avatar
    dedic8ed1 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    in the gym
    Posts
    2,425
    Can't find anything online for it,nothing concrete anyway.I guess I'll speak to the sergeon who did my friends procedure.And then I'm cream.

  25. #25
    Big's Avatar
    Big
    Big is offline Retired~ AR-Hall of Famer ~ "Enforcer"
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    28,651
    nah, just list it on eBay and make them bid for it.

  26. #26
    auslifta's Avatar
    auslifta is offline Retired MONITOR
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    flying from the ashes
    Posts
    3,966
    cant sell body parts on ebay, but the russians might be able to help you

  27. #27
    QuieTSToRM33's Avatar
    QuieTSToRM33 is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    S.Florida by way of NY
    Posts
    7,473
    Quote Originally Posted by 305GUY
    **** YEAH!.. that would get me out of debt and hopefully get me to own my first home.. besides my girl would love me if i had one nut... (well i hope..lol)

    Exactly what I'm thinking !

  28. #28
    x_moe's Avatar
    x_moe is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Middle East 4 Now
    Posts
    3,666
    aint nobody taking my balls away from me

  29. #29
    dedic8ed1's Avatar
    dedic8ed1 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    in the gym
    Posts
    2,425
    Am I crazy to consider this,nope just broke.
    Last edited by dedic8ed1; 07-25-2007 at 09:24 PM.

  30. #30
    Coop77's Avatar
    Coop77 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Venice CA
    Posts
    1,375
    So who pays $70k for a nut? What do they do with it? I've never heard of a testicle transplant.

  31. #31
    batlin's Avatar
    batlin is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    one of the 50 states....
    Posts
    389
    I know dogs can get a prosthetic testical put in when you neuter them ( i looked into it for my dog) so id say, I'll sell one for 70K get a 10cent marble, throw it in there and nobody will know!!!

  32. #32
    proud13 is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    new ape exhibit
    Posts
    115
    I'd give up a nut and kidney for 150G's. Live healthy as hell, buy some serious supplements, train 24/7, retire and invest like a mofo in high beta stocks for huge short term capital gain and become a millionaire...move to another country immediately (i.e. Switzerland or some other tax free haven), travel the world then buy a healthier set of balls and a new kidney. Damn!!! Where the hell can I sign up for this ASAP?!

    This should be legal. Sick people get healthy, poor people get wealthy. Capitalism at it's finest!

  33. #33
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    539
    70 g's...shit i'd sell mine for 100 bucks being all used and beat up..

  34. #34
    LawMan018's Avatar
    LawMan018 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,661
    Quote Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
    A friend of mine just had a vesectimee and his doctor said that a healthy testicle is worth 70,000.If this is true I'm gonna do it,fuk it I got 1 kid and that's enough for me.Anyone with info on this subject please post.
    Thank god I was born with 17 of em'

  35. #35
    K.Biz's Avatar
    K.Biz is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Mass
    Posts
    2,509
    is this for real? Because Im thinking about it...

  36. #36
    Bruce000's Avatar
    Bruce000 is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    S.A
    Posts
    227
    Quote Originally Posted by dedic8ed1
    Well that was my first question and he told me that people that can't have children purchase one and go thru the I guess the installation procedure.
    You guys mustn't joke if I had the money I would pay for them! For infirtile couples we would almost do anything to have kids

  37. #37
    Receiver84's Avatar
    Receiver84 is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    US
    Posts
    396
    That's it. With all of this interest I am going to start a new testicle brokerage firm. I'll broker the distribution of your nuts for a small, say, $5,000 fee. I'm now taking clients.

  38. #38
    Bruce000's Avatar
    Bruce000 is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    S.A
    Posts
    227
    Quote Originally Posted by Receiver84
    That's it. With all of this interest I am going to start a new testicle brokerage firm. I'll broker the distribution of your nuts for a small, say, $5,000 fee. I'm now taking clients.
    Ya you can call it "Nuts and Bolts Brokerage firm" With a caption saying "We ar nuts about your Nuts"

  39. #39
    RA's Avatar
    RA
    RA is offline Grade A Beef
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Getting madcow treatments
    Posts
    16,450
    Quote Originally Posted by x_moe
    aint nobody taking my balls away from me


    Same here...I dont care how much they offer.

  40. #40
    batlin's Avatar
    batlin is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    one of the 50 states....
    Posts
    389
    Here is a question...

    you sell your Nut...
    the guy buys it, makes a new bouncing baby boy

    is that boy yours? ie: will it look like you or will it look like him?

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •