Some Bizarre SH**T!!!!!!!! PLEASE READ

**Babyweight** · 08-27-2002, 09:02 AM

I really don't even know how to begin this because I only read about things like this, I don't experience it. It's a little long, but worth hearing. I have a part time night job at a Winghouse type establishment (like a Hooters).
Last night i had a customer who looked actually pretty normal even after I took his order. As I go up to the bar to talk with my girlfriend who bartends, she proceeds to tell me that this guy has certain fetishes. She then tells me that a few months back, he asked some of the girls to get him a pair of pantyhose (we keep them in the back office) and for $100, he would put them on, but also wanted for them to kick him in the ****!

Not too sure I believed her, I then go to his table and he asked me for $20 would I allow him to purchase a pair of pantyhose.

So, ok, I said "thats all???" Done.... He then asked me for $40 would I write on the back of his shirt.....C**K-S***king Wh**e! Hell No!!!! But one of the other crazy girls did it. Done. I was so scared to see what he was going to ask me next that I didn't even want to go back to my table. So.... I did... Apparently he had already gone to the mens room & put on those damn pantyhose!

Ok, so here it goes....he asks " where is a scary part of town I can take a taxi too". So I told him...(anything to get rid of this freak). He handed me $20. He told me he wanted to be able to walk around in his panties, pantyhose & bra and that he loves the thrill of being dangerous. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention he had on a bra. I then told him, "scratch that idea, you'll get shot", which is true. Happens all the time in this hood. I finally called the taxi to get rid of him, plus we were closing and when the taxi got there he wouldn't leave, finally my boss kicked him out! WHAT A FREAK! I don't know whether to be scared or laugh. I have never ever been this freaked out. Mind you, this is sorta family establishment, not a strip joint or night club (I'm not saying thats bad, but does attract some freaky people), this is a place with wings, beer, and a game room for kids.
I know Diesel mentioned the other day about meeting a guy who pimped out his wife, which is also pretty bizarre. BUT....What the Hell is this world coming too! To me, this guy is pretty much a psycho and I had nightmares ALL NIGHT! Have any of you ever experienced anything like this? If so, please share....I'd like to hear some of them. I'm still in awe and am wondering if I should quit this night job. Things like this just aren't my cup of tea!!!!
Babyweight

**PaPaPumP** · 08-27-2002, 09:06 AM

What the hell is wrong with people? How do guys get off on shit like that? I'm sorry boys, but we are a weird f-cking breed. All sorts of shit happens like this, and I'm really sory you had to experience it. BW...remember...there are some normal guys out there, don't let this guy ruin it for us all.

**NoLimits** · 08-27-2002, 09:14 AM

Wow. That was some night you had. You should have kicked him in the B*** anyway!

Yes, there are all types out there... We had Kerry Steiner out here! Need I say more? Just be careful Babyweight.

**tatty** · 08-27-2002, 09:29 AM

How odd these days. But people get off on even more bizarre things then wearing female undergarments....

ewww.

**Darkknight442** · 08-27-2002, 09:43 AM

yes BW, not all of us are freaks like that... Some of s areperfect gentlemen... lol SOME

***Shredz*** · 08-27-2002, 09:51 AM

Some people never seize to amaze me. Thanks to them...I feel that my life is pretty normal.

**NoLimits** · 08-27-2002, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by Darkknight442
yes BW, not all of us are freaks like that...Some of s areperfect gentlemen... lol SOME

Perfect except for not being able to spell! lol...

**Cali** · 08-27-2002, 09:57 AM

Babyweight, I was in my friends' salon the other day when the phone rang. They were all busy so I answered it for them. This guy was asking about massages and then asked if anyone was available to cut his hair. When I told him what times were available he asked if any of the girls were wearing sandals and if they painted their toes! I was thinking "WTF?!" One of the stylists walked up and saw the look on my face and kind of gave me a "what's going on?" look. So we were kind of whispering back and forth and she said the guy calls all the time asking about their toes. He told them once that he has a foot fetish and that he gets off on seeing women's toes!! So anyway, I told the guy to F off and quit calling but it seems whackos are everywhere.

**righton** · 08-27-2002, 09:59 AM

Damn near seems normal nowadays.

**Darkknight442** · 08-27-2002, 10:07 AM

AHHHHHHH I AHTE FEEET... that shit is nasty

**MBaraso** · 08-27-2002, 11:05 AM

There was a gay dentist in my area about 10 yrs ago that used to pay guys at a local college $100 to Sh*t on his face

NO I'm not kidding either. The man died of AIDS a few years back.
After hearing about that nothing suprise's me anymore.....

M

**Babyweight** · 08-27-2002, 11:09 AM

See Cali....But didn't you get the creeps??? I can't get it out of my mind. It's almost like a horror movie. I mean....aren't people like this the kind that leave bodies in the back of alleys or do you think they are harmless. Something just isn't right and it scares the hell out of me!!!

**Cali** · 08-27-2002, 11:23 AM

Yeah it freaked me out. But think of how many people come in who aren't creepy. You might have some incident no matter where you work with the way people are anymore.

Maybe you should have let him go to the scary part of town...

Is there any kind of security where you work?

**Babyweight** · 08-27-2002, 11:28 AM

Just my boss, he's quite big and assured me not to worry that is happens all the time with this guy and that he's always been harmless to the girls there, but still, that doesn't mean he doesn't have the capability. I just really would love to pick those brains of these kind of people. They really are short circuited aren't they.
And, yes, now that you think of it, I should of told him to go ahead to that area I told him about.

**Babyweight** · 08-27-2002, 11:32 AM

Now thats just plain gross Mbaraso... I can't believe people would actually do that. Don't they have some morals???/ Guess not

**Cali** · 08-27-2002, 11:47 AM

You're right, it doesn't mean he won't ever do more. Isn't TNT a counselor?? Maybe ask him if he has any thoughts on it.

**jeffylyte** · 08-27-2002, 12:03 PM

It is said that at least one person you know is completely psycho. Funny, I havent found him/her yet.

**tatty** · 08-27-2002, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by Babyweight
See Cali....But didn't you get the creeps??? I can't get it out of my mind. It's almost like a horror movie. I mean....aren't people like this the kind that leave bodies in the back of alleys or do you think they are harmless. Something just isn't right and it scares the hell out of me!!!

Actually, it's more like these people learn to exhibit their fetishes through daily life. The wackos and psychos are the ones who stay quiet and keep to themselves, seemingly normal to everyone else.

**Babyweight** · 08-27-2002, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by tatty

Actually, it's more like these people learn to exhibit their fetishes through daily life. The wackos and psychos are the ones who stay quiet and keep to themselves, seemingly normal to everyone else.

Thats interesting....But has shown to be kinda true. Harmless but sick!

**Cali** · 08-27-2002, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by tatty

Actually, it's more like these people learn to exhibit their fetishes through daily life. The wackos and psychos are the ones who stay quiet and keep to themselves, seemingly normal to everyone else.

The unibomber pops into my head...

**symatech** · 08-27-2002, 01:14 PM

that is some wack shit...

**The French Curler** · 08-27-2002, 01:20 PM

Quite a freaky story.

**BigGreen** · 08-27-2002, 01:40 PM

Well, i waited tables one summer at some pretty fancy but cozy inn tucked up in the mountains of NH to subsidize a summer of golfin and layin on the beach and we had a british guy come in for the month of july, and every night at dinner he wanted his beer heated on the stove so it'd be warm like tea when he got it...but not quite hot. Now that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in the food services industry, so you can imagine how much your experience woulda freaked me out.

**tatty** · 08-27-2002, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by Cali

The unibomber pops into my head...

Exactly...90% of them are all waiting for some momentary lapse of sanity...

**Big_Dippin** · 08-27-2002, 02:02 PM

That is some crazy sh*t. Damn people these days. Is anyone normal anymore?

**FireFighter** · 08-27-2002, 02:06 PM

hahah alot of weird people in this world and its only gonna get worse. People are pretty fucked up. if we didn't have crazy fools, Jerry springer wouldn't have a job! hahah

FF

**primodonna** · 08-27-2002, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by MBaraso
There was a gay dentist in my area about 10 yrs ago that used to pay guys at a local college $100 to Sh*t on his face
NO I'm not kidding either. The man died of AIDS a few years back.
After hearing about that nothing suprise's me anymore.....

M

What a lovely image that is

**MIKE_XXL** · 08-27-2002, 05:39 PM

WOW that is some messed up sh*t, hey BW do you want me to come doen there and take care of that freak...

...LOL, be carefull girl...XXL

**MBaraso** · 08-27-2002, 06:23 PM

What a lovely image that is

Yes it is Primo. And what's even more lovely is going to get your teeth cleaned by this sicko

God only knows where his hands where before he came into the office in the morning.....

M

**clockworks** · 08-27-2002, 07:34 PM

arg, this kinda stuff kinda pisses me off. with all the weirdos and freaks running around these days, its hard to meet people...=P its like i walk up to someone to try to be friendly and talk to em and they get weirded out by it...

hmm, maybe its because i'm butt ass ugly...=)

that sucks that it freaked you out, babyweight, i guess be careful but also don't let it weird you out too much! =)

-clocky baby

**MIKE_XXL** · 08-27-2002, 08:01 PM

Hey Clockworks i love you signature man, that explains a couple of thing...here at my house, i always wondered why my fingers smelled like that in the morning...LOL...XXL

**rangerdudeleads** · 08-28-2002, 07:33 PM

That is almost as bad as the guy who came into this athletic store wearing shorts and spandex's under them, well long story short there are pretty girls who work there and this man went into the dressing room and came out and immediately left the store, well one of the women went into the dressing room and found his spandex'x with semen all over them.. what a sicko

**Darkknight442** · 08-29-2002, 07:47 AM

Damn mna, thank god i have never seen any of this wierd shit... i would have fliipped out.. the iweredest thingi can say is that my friend is into pissing porn....

**BIG R** · 08-29-2002, 08:43 AM

Thats some funny sh*t......I've worked in the gym buisness for 10 years now and we get some freaks also. But your story took the whole dam cake.

R

**Babyweight** · 08-29-2002, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by Darkknight442
Damn mna, thank god i have never seen any of this wierd shit... i would have fliipped out.. the iweredest thingi can say is that my friend is into pissing porn....

ewwwwww......golden showers?!!!

**Darkknight442** · 08-29-2002, 09:11 AM

yeah baby... he is into it.. isee the prons all over his room wheni come over... hahahahaha Hey its better thenw hathe used ot like... he used to go after girls younger then HIM... like he is 21 he would tlak to 15 yrodls ont he internet and stuff... hahahahah he is a funny guy

**silverfox** · 08-29-2002, 09:16 AM

SHIT, makes me hold my breath thinking about it. But there are some stange ppl out there, i doorman at bar, on friday nights for some cash, any how, this chic comes in walks down in basement (which if off limits) so i go after her, when i get there she is pissing on the floor, after walking past bathroom on her way.. I was WTF are you doing, and kick her out..

**tatty** · 08-29-2002, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by silverfox
SHIT, makes me hold my breath thinking about it. But there are some stange ppl out there, i doorman at bar, on friday nights for some cash, any how, this chic comes in walks down in basement (which if off limits) so i go after her, when i get there she is pissing on the floor, after walking past bathroom on her way.. I was WTF are you doing, and kick her out..

WTF lol...

**freakout** · 08-29-2002, 09:53 AM

Mike

Sometimes I wished you aint straight after all.. just j/k...

Babyweight and ladies,

Do take care of yourselves no matter what. Remember to protect yourselves first and do not let the freaks caused you harm any further both physically and emotionally.

I do not know who said this but I always believe that in human behaviour "NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE."

**clockworks** · 08-29-2002, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by MIKE_XXL
Hey Clockworks i love you signature man, that explains a couple of thing...here at my house, i always wondered why my fingers smelled like that in the morning...LOL...XXL

hehe, thanks. we originally said it "wise man say, go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky fingers" (heavy ass chinese accent). i was inspired by vegas kid's confusious signature to change it up a bit...=)

i like your signature also. i actually say it to one of my roommates when he says he wished he was hitting the gym all the time like i am...! =) but, na, he'd rather sit around the house all day jobless watching court shows on tv rather than spend 1.5 hours a day at the gym and waste money on wendy's and jack in the box instead of saving money and cooking healthy food...=)

now for a little venting. i go to school all day, work 20 hours a week between classes, cook my healthy (kinda healthy at least...

) food and hit the gym for 1.5 hours a day every day! my other roommate has 10-12 hour workdays, sticks to his diet, and tries to do the gym or cardio as much as he can...if he doesn't pass out as soon as he gets home. now the 3rd roommate doesn't have a job, doesn't go to school, doesn't do anything. eats fast food 2-3 times a day, complains about his belly (he's a small, skinny guy but nice flab on his stomach), and then makes comments about how he wished he worked out like me. your signature basically sums up what i think about him...=)

wow, i'm way off topic. hmm, in the city i live in, there is a transvestite bum who hangs out downtown and spews off weird crap to anyone who will listen to him. he ran for mayor a few years ago. you austin guys know who i'm talking about, right? weirdos everywhere, eh, babyweight? =)

-clocky baby