sometimes i ponder things in the AM

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09-01-2002, 07:09 AM
partyboynyc

sometimes i ponder things in the AM

like for instance, if a woman's reproductive organs were in her stomach, 9 months after a blowjob would she throw up a baby??:unsure:

or, why do girls want me to tell them when i'm gonna come if i'm only gonna go right afterwards??

this always puzzles me, why do fat people like to taste everything( like at the sample aisle in the supper market)? i was under the impression that they have gotten this way by having explored everything there is to taste out there.

i was just talking to my friend about this yesterday.why don't homeless people live outside appliance stores?that's where all the big houses are disguarded.
09-01-2002, 07:17 AM
KeyMastur

Re: sometimes i ponder things in the AM

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Originally posted by partyboynyc
like for instance, if a woman's reproductive organs were in her stomach, 9 months after a blowjob would she throw up a baby??:unsure:

well. if her's were in her stomach, where would ours be ? men and women are alike except for a few chromosomes.

and if they were in her stomach, would it be considered abortion if she spit ???
09-01-2002, 07:20 AM
partyboynyc

very true very true

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would it be considered abortion if she spit ???

see that's what i'm saying.weird things to think about!!
09-01-2002, 08:18 AM
iron4life79

Re: sometimes i ponder things in the AM

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Originally posted by partyboynyc

i was just talking to my friend about this yesterday.why don't homeless people live outside appliance stores?that's where all the big houses are disguarded.

and if this guy happened to snag himself a white cardboard box, we'd have a homeless man in the white house............

peace bb79
09-01-2002, 09:56 AM
Shredz

How is this one for you to think about Partyboy?
Why do you Park on a Driveway but Drive on a Parkway? That one has always confused the hell out of me.
09-01-2002, 01:12 PM
symatech

Why is there braille on a drive up ATM machine???
09-01-2002, 01:21 PM
Big Rush

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Originally posted by symatech
Why is there braille on a drive up ATM machine???

so blind people can get money...:unsure:
09-01-2002, 05:29 PM
symatech

ya, but blind people cant DRIVE..

its kind of a trick question. we know that they could just walk up to it but its a play on the words. Like PARk in DRiVEWAy
09-01-2002, 06:45 PM
The French Curler

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originally posted by Symatech
ya, but blind people cant DRIVE..

Good point...
09-02-2002, 04:19 PM
maguilagorilla

yeah and why are there locks on stores that are open 24/7?