Time to play the "What's your 'porn-name' game?"

okay, this is really a funny thing to do that someone told me about at the bar...how do you come up with your very own and original porn name? well, it's very easy.

Step 1: what was the name of the first pet you ever had?

Step 2: what was the name of the first street you ever lived on?

so, if your pets name was/is "Fuzzy" and the name of your first street is "Blackwood St."..well, that would make you "Fuzzy Blackwood"...my porn name is "Bruce Tealwood"...LOL...everyone give it a try, and be honest...partyboy, i can't wait to hear yours bro!

REMEMBER: everybody has a porn-name! unless you never had a pet, then i just feel sorry for you :)

So mine would be Bailey Hogan. Hmmm... Maybe i should keep that to myself. This could be fun

Taffy Broad or Petey Broad -- my brother had a cocker spaniel and a parakeet when I was born.

--dnb

Winston Smuts.....
do low budget porn name apply??? lol
Cheesy.... very cheesy
they got shit names for streets here in South Africa, not my fault...
i actually like it :)

so far bark's takes the cake..LMFAO..david, i like petey broad the best..keep'em coming..i'm actually thinking of making "Bruce Tealwood" my new alias..lol

Just woke up and this is what i see!? I love AR :D

Lucas Steel :lol:

http://www.anabolicreview.com/vbulle...&threadid=5416

can't wait to hear the new ones

I posted in Primo's thread but mine would be Chunk Nina, I'm not sure about that one if I decide to persue my career.

this is 100% truth

dog..... weener
street..... cricklewood (milford CT)

so without further ado........

weener cricklewood, starring in his first full length feature "Ketchup with your weener" with jenna jameson, and jenteal

bengie Robb....LoL

Forget that bs about having your street and dog, what about just some cool-ass porn names. I got a few: *ahem*

Jack Offspring
Long-Dong Silver
Dick Wood

Mine is Maxx Philadelphia.

I may start using that as an alias!

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weener cricklewood, starring in his first full length feature "Ketchup with your weener" with jenna jameson, and jenteal

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:no: you can't have jenteal - she's mine. she's not the hottest, but something about her......damn..

Ace Linwood
Pepper Linwood
Ella Linwood

:rolleyes: Interesting..........

Roger Omaha.

Spock Rosewood.

mine would be LOBO DE LOS SANTOS... i gues i would have to be in one of those cheap ass cheesy spanish flicks! that sux!

Ricky Braidhill :)

peaker

Sniffs - dogs name

Manasses - street in memphis where I grew up

I hate this...Sniffs Man-ass-es, fucking horrible!!!

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can't wait to hear the new ones

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OMG, primodonna thought of this first..LOL..i'm an unoriginal bastard

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Originally posted by FaTbAcK
Sniffs - dogs name

Manasses - street in memphis where I grew up

I hate this...Sniffs Man-ass-es, fucking horrible!!!

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LOL...looks like you'd be in another kind of porn

Sabastian Side-hill :-)

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Sniffs - dogs name

Manasses - street in memphis where I grew up

I hate this...Sniffs Man-ass-es, fucking horrible!!!

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bahaha, thats hilarious...=)

ivan = cat
briarmead = street

ivan briarmead...thats kinda weak...=(

-clocky baby

haha, i love it...
boxer's name...peter fitz gerald
road as a kid...private drive

so I'm thinking Peter Private would be it...that could work

Damnit! My dog had to be named Shorty...

So I am Shorty Fernwood

Damn that sucks!!

fatback, That sux!!

dogs name trooper.
street name sunrise.

That would be Trooper Sunrise!! I think I would have played a cop!!