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    cosmokramer is offline Junior Member
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    Joke for 11/5/01

    A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000
    and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a
    newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales
    clerk, I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

    "About 35," was the reply.

    "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

    After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the
    same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

    "I am actually 47."

    Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same
    question.She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going.
    But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put
    my hand down your pants and play with your privates for 10 minutes, I will
    be able to tell you your exact age."

    As there was no one around, the man thinks, 'What the hell' and lets
    her slip her hand down his pants.

    Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

    Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

    The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds!"


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    partyboynyc is offline Anabolic Member
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    that was great!nothing like a little geriatric fling to get the blood flowing!!

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    dumbells101 is offline Senior Member
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    South Carolina
    Thanks...on that note I'm going home.

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    1badcamaro is offline Anabolic Member
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    ridin dirty
    cough (haha, guess who i'm mocking?)

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