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    Strange Sex Laws

    Heres some funny shit...


    Strange Sex Laws


    1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

    2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)

    3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

    4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

    5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
    (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

    6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

    7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

    8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
    (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

    9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
    (This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

    10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
    (Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)

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    what's that i hear? i think partyboy just took the next plane out of NY to Guam...

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    maybe that is what happened with Osama - his dad had baaaaaaaad relations with the local wild life.

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    hmmmm

    is Guam nice this time of year?

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    Not sure but EXCESS said he'd send us all postcards so...

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    yeah?

    tell him to send me a plane ticket

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    make sure it's not to Indonesia or else this would be you within 10 mins of landing


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    hell yeah

    those indonesian girls can handle the dick but they take the whole head off of it.god damn hoover vaccum suction those indonesian girls!!hahah

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    Better make that two tickets PBNYC I need a vacation and Guam sounds good!!

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    Make that 3 tickets,a rental car, a trunk full of jimmy hats & some jelly,some water & bread. Thats allI need & its on. Getting paid is just a fringe benefit. I don't need it if the pu$$y is free. Maek that a couple more tickets ..sh!t everybody wants to go !

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    Gym Guru you not the brother of Muscle Guru are you? LOL

    Seems we better hire a coach out !

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    Re: Strange Sex Laws

    Originally posted by sp33dg33k

    6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
    I assume this law applies to the husband as well. If so I wish I had lived in Hong Kong 6 years ago

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    too funny bro

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    Re: Re: Strange Sex Laws

    Originally posted by Pete235


    I assume this law applies to the husband as well. If so I wish I had lived in Hong Kong 6 years ago
    For real bro?, that sucks. Sorry man.

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    were do you all come up with these this is fuckin funny

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    5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

    Shit why didn't i know about this! damn i'm dropping out of school and taking the first flight over!

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