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    Drunk 2 (or drunk too)

    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put. Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
    sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard
    who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, "What the heck is going on?" The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied,

    "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

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    hey p man you can come up with some funny "shit" keep them damn joke coming the one thing that makes me laugh every day.

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    LMAO!
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    No problemo big "J"...the laughs never stop

    Supe....I should probably save some of this material for a few weeks from now. I can't be giving away all my best material on the board

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    That was shitty

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    Originally posted by Pete235
    No problemo big "J"...the laughs never stop

    Supe....I should probably save some of this material for a few weeks from now. I can't be giving away all my best material on the board

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    For some reason I am confident that you will come up with some funny stuff. You and Bert should just come over to our place. I'll send our address.


    Here is one for you.
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    Let your soul be your guide on your ship of dreams.

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    Heh heh heh...it's funny cause it's true

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    now that is some funny shit

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    That's a good one pistol pete. Keep it up seinfeld...

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    Thanks Pete! As always...a great laugh.

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    Poor, Poor, Charlie Brown.

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