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  1. 10-29-2002, 05:33 AM #1
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    Talking I'm also dating a blonde! haha

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I
    have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it
    started." Her boyfriend asks,"What is it supposed to be when it is
    finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
    tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
    him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, then turns to her
    and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." "Second, I'd
    advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then..we'll put all these
    Corn Flakes back into the box."
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  2. 10-29-2002, 05:35 AM #2
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    cornflakes
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  3. 10-29-2002, 05:40 AM #3
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    That just made my day bro.... Thanks
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  4. 10-29-2002, 05:52 AM #4
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    what do you call a blonde with pig tails?



    A blowjob with handle bars.....ha ha ha ha
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  5. 10-29-2002, 06:01 AM #5
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    hahahahaha
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  6. 10-31-2002, 01:42 PM #6
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    to damn funny.
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  7. 10-31-2002, 01:45 PM #7
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    blonde-A is on one side of the lake.
    blonde-b is on the other side of the lake.

    blonde-A says "how do you get over there?"

    blonde-B says "I'm already over here!"
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  8. 10-31-2002, 11:56 PM #8
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    WAHAHAHAHA!! hey, my girlfriend says lay of the blonde jokes now...
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  9. 11-01-2002, 03:23 AM #9
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    blondes are great aren't they
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  10. 11-01-2002, 03:43 AM #10
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    i LOVE a true blonde
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  11. 11-01-2002, 07:01 AM #11
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    What does a blond call it when you blow in her ear?

    A re-fill
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  12. 11-01-2002, 07:05 AM #12
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    Why did the blonde get fired from her position working on the assorting line at the M&M's Candy factory?


    She kept throwing out all of the "W" 's
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