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    Okay, you've gotta really look into the depths of your soul here to grasp this particular poem cause it's all pretty deep and pretentious and all that jazz.


    Ahem...


    Here by my side
    Lies an evil wit
    Spreading a vile grin
    And feigning bliss

    Here by my side
    Lies innocence lost
    And if poked it in the ass
    I'm damn sure it'd be pissed

    I love no one
    And feel no pain
    So when i urinate on the homeless
    No one complains

    Upon the insipid world
    I gaze with a blank stare
    With my pants around my ankles
    I hump a lonely tree


    The end.
    Last edited by Nathan; 10-27-2002 at 10:13 PM.

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    lol trippy dude....

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    I also find it helps if you read my poem as if you are severely mentally retarded. You know the voice I'm refering to - kind of like CYCLEON probably sounds.

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    Originally posted by Nathan
    I also find it helps if you read my poem as if you are severely mentally retarded. You know the voice I'm refering to - kind of like CYCLEON probably sounds.
    oh!! know i get it

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    not really! just thought i make your thread seem like someone actually looking

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    Hmm you are one of those tree huggers that want to save the rain forrest arent you?

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    As I read your words
    so thought out and long drawn
    I think of something about mary,
    and the retard that I saw

    I conclude that you were hurt
    bye a transexual whore with mace
    when you picked her up in a bar
    and he shot a load in your face

    What a suprise to us all
    that you would write such words
    about humping a tree
    instead of male goat herds

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    LMAO @ this thread,,,nathan, your poem was simply touching....i'm lost for words

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    I am vomitting right now...

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    Afer reading that poem, Nathan - I am feeling that one of us is mentally retarded, for certain

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    Originally posted by CYCLEON
    Afer reading that poem, Nathan - I am feeling that one of us is mentally retarded, for certain
    LMAO

    Nathan you sure are a strange kid

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    Originally posted by CYCLEON
    Afer reading that poem, Nathan - I am feeling that one of us is mentally retarded, for certain
    now the real task is to find out which one of you is

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    i think he has talent, shit bro run with that, you've got something here

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    Originally posted by st82hellnbak
    As I read your words
    so thought out and long drawn
    I think of something about mary,
    and the retard that I saw

    I conclude that you were hurt
    bye a transexual whore with mace
    when you picked her up in a bar
    and he shot a load in your face

    What a suprise to us all
    that you would write such words
    about humping a tree
    instead of male goat herds
    An excellent poem bro. i enjoyed that.

    CYCLEON: I know you are but what am I?

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    wow

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    Should we start calling you Ranger, Jr now?

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