Thread: cure for deca dick hehe
10-17-2002, 02:55 AM #1
cure for deca dick hehe
A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor
tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and
there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental
surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is.The doctor tells him they
take the muscles from the base of a baby elephants trunk,insert them in
the base of his penis,and hope for the best.
The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having
sex again is even scarier so go ahead.
The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later
gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".
The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner.While at dinner he starts
feeling an incredible pressure in his pants.It gets incredibly
unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.No
sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants,rolls across
the table,grabs a bread roll,and
Disappears back into his pants. His girlfriend sits in shock for a few
moments,then gets a sly look on her face.
She says "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says
"Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another bread roll up my ass!".
10-17-2002, 01:17 PM #2
10-17-2002, 02:36 PM #3
LMFAO!!! thats one for the books!!
10-17-2002, 03:24 PM #4New Member
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That was great - LMAO!!!!!
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