OUTRAGED at 'Bags not allowed in Gym' rule!!

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10-21-2002, 02:06 AM
Sir Victorian guy, V.C.

OUTRAGED at 'Bags not allowed in Gym' rule!!

Greeting Brothers,

The other day, I was informed by the manager at the gym I was training at that my workout bag is not permitted in the gym. I hate being discriminated against due to my Herculean, chiselled physique.

I was training with my chauffeur and personal security advisor, Nobby, and had a dufflebag with all the essentials- straps, belt, dipping belt, a Weider 'Arm Blaster', a jug of protein powder, a container of creatiine, needles, amps, a bottle of anadrol, cheque drops, gloves, a clean set of underwear (just in case while, doing squats, I shit myself), an entire roasted chicken to snack on between sets, a tub of potato salad for carbs, a bottle of whiskey I nurse throughout the day, and a fistful of cigars- nothing special really. Simply the basic accoutrements of a dedicated Iron Warrior. I carry it with me about the gym.
Nobby and I set up shop at the squat rack and while doing a set of 600 pound arse-to-the floor squats, a nasal, annoyingly effiminate voice barked "Sorry, no gym bags fellows. You must keep it in the change area." I racked the weight, and turned to see a pencil-necked weasel of a man standing there with his arms folded, looking indignant. "And who, may I ask, would you be?" I asked.
"I am an employee of this gym. Floor manager, in fact." Nobby and I moved closer to him, and he saw the end was near. His eyes bulged in fear. "Well then, 'floor manager', I have something on the floor for you to 'manage'" I sneered, and promptly spat a large, green snotter onto the floor. Nobby then seized the 'floor manager' and threw him, face down, onto the snot and I stood over him, screaming "HOW DOES THAT FEEL, YOU FUCKING BASTARD! NO BAGS EH? HAPPY NOW, YOU FUCK!!" .
Roaring with rage, Nobby and I put the boots to the man, and after breaking all of his ribs we sat down, lit up cigars, and opened the bottle of whiskey. Other gym members had fled the premises, and as the sound of police sirens grew near, Nobby and I decided to head elsewhere to train, and stormed off.
What is the problem here, brothers? Anyone else get treated so poorly at the gym?
10-21-2002, 02:12 AM
richardharding

all the time
10-21-2002, 02:15 AM
brad fuel

Re: OUTRAGED at 'Bags not allowed in Gym' rule!!

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Originally posted by Victorian guy
Anyone else get treated so poorly at the gym?

Are you refering to yourself or the employee?:unsure:
10-21-2002, 07:17 AM
durbin22

These stories are getting old.
10-21-2002, 08:12 AM
KeyMastur

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Originally posted by durbin22
These stories are getting old.

what are you smokin ? that one was funny as hell. keeps me entertained.
10-21-2002, 10:16 AM
palme

LOL victorian guy!
I laughed my ass off to your threads on Anabolex before you got banned.

Keep posting!
10-21-2002, 10:24 AM
durbin22

Actually Key I don't smoke anything. What's funny about rubbing someones face in snot. Hey if it entertaines you then fine but for me it's just not funny.
10-21-2002, 10:30 AM
youngNhungry

Whats contained in your bag is your business, no one elses. I definately believe that alot of gym employees take their jobs way too seriously. Those busy-body employees need to just be curtious, helpful and get back to disinfecting the equipment and leave the serious lifters alone. No One likes to be bothered while in the middle of training! Broken ribs and snot though, I don't know about that.
10-21-2002, 10:38 AM
Jimmy_Bravo

Ah, it was just a joke. ( right!? ) lol. It was kinda funny.:laughing:
10-21-2002, 10:52 AM
youngNhungry

forgot to give props for the creative writing skills.:)
10-21-2002, 11:08 PM
MAX30

That is some good ass reading. Keep um coming. I can't stop laughing!

MAX30
10-22-2002, 08:25 AM
footballcat

hey if you dont like what he posts dont read it, i mean u see VC guy posting its gonna be a funny story.
10-22-2002, 09:03 PM
maguilagorilla

so youre the sissy who left those 600lbs on the squat rack!:)
10-22-2002, 09:05 PM
symatech

you are a funny funny bro....bro

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Originally posted by durbin22
These stories are getting old.

i must admit at first i thought he was tryin to be serious because we get some peeps like that every now and then. But now i just laugh my ass off. keep em comin bro!!! i love em
10-22-2002, 11:08 PM
tt333

Nobby is always kicking ass!
10-22-2002, 11:30 PM
JP1570

I'm a fan too, keep em comin. And like footballcat said, if you don't like them, don't read them. I personally enjoy them and feel they make a valuable contribution to the board - humor.
10-22-2002, 11:57 PM
Big Rush

i have to admit..i laughed out loud....Victorian Guy, you must have alot of free time on your hands...;), but then again, don't we all?
10-23-2002, 12:44 AM
BOUNCER

I suppose you left the knuckle dusters and mace spray at home. Silly that, you could have hurt your twinkle toes kicking the little bastard.
Learn man, LEARN.

Bouncer
10-23-2002, 03:50 AM
seniormateus

Nobby reminds me of TT333 who ought to be known as the regulator. He dosn't step on toes, he steps on necks. Funny ass story Victorian guy! I'm sure you have some good pickup lines. The funniest shit I've heard so far is when TT333 punked this guy posing as a med student with a stolen photo in a post about 2 weeks ago. Laughed my ass off. Gotta let em have it. Click, click, boom!
10-23-2002, 11:39 AM
shorty2big

that shit was funny. Very creative
10-23-2002, 02:29 PM
dern180

I think there funny but how many of these storys is he going to post after a while there going o get annoying.
10-23-2002, 05:48 PM
BOUNCER

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Originally posted by dern180
I think there funny but how many of these storys is he going to post after a while there going o get annoying.

If their anything like this, probably about 1million. Then he'll be banned.

Bouncer