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    Shit tought id brought a transsexuall home with me!

    I was out last night with my boys at a club looking for some skirt.
    We hooked up with a couple of babes and i started talking to this girl Presilla.
    At first i got this wierd feeling about her, she had very big hands but she said she was rasied in a farm so i stopped thinking about it.

    Anyway we talked for a couple of hours and after i finish my 12th beer and she her 11th cosmo i ask if she would like to follow me home. She says yes.

    Back at my place i put on some soft music and we start playing around on my sofa. Touching her neck softly with my lips. Then i feel it! It´s pointing right at my tigh! I rush of the sofa screaming "WTF IS THAT!?"

    She remains calm and lifts up her skirt and shows me the mace bottle she has strapped to her tigh. "Just in case" she says.

    Im still abit shooked up so she lifts her panties aside and shows me she´s all women!

    Then she asks if i dont want to continue what we started?
    "Offcourse" i say and return to her neck sucking on her adams apple. Boy was she a wild one!

    I think ill call her tonight and ask wasup.
    Later boys and girls!

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    she had an adam's apple? maybe "she" had a sex change bro and the mace was placed there to throw you off to make you truly believe "she" is a woman

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    don't you hate when that happens

    yikes, that would of scared the sh*t out of me too bro.

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    HAHA...i'd be gunning out the door...


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    dude fuck it! if you already where all hot and bothered and he looked like a girl and had you fooled he er she deserves some loving!lol dude thats funny

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    Originally posted by maguilagorilla
    dude fuck it! if you already where all hot and bothered and he looked like a girl and had you fooled he er she deserves some loving!lol dude thats funny
    Thats why you and me are bor´s MGorilla! Both are freaky







    Btw guys this is a made up story i was bored waiting for my bro´s come pick me up
    Later

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    Re: Shit tought id brought a transsexuall home with me!

    iginally posted by palme [/i]
    I was out last night with my boys at a club looking for some skirt.
    We hooked up with a couple of babes and i started talking to this girl Presilla.
    At first i got this wierd feeling about her, she had very big hands but she said she was rasied in a farm so i stopped thinking about it.

    Anyway we talked for a couple of hours and after i finish my 12th beer and she her 11th cosmo i ask if she would like to follow me home. She says yes.

    Back at my place i put on some soft music and we start playing around on my sofa. Touching her neck softly with my lips. Then i feel it! It´s pointing right at my tigh! I rush of the sofa screaming "WTF IS THAT!?"

    She remains calm and lifts up her skirt and shows me the mace bottle she has strapped to her tigh. "Just in case" she says.

    Im still abit shooked up so she lifts her panties aside and shows me she´s all women!

    Then she asks if i dont want to continue what we started?
    "Offcourse" i say and return to her neck sucking on her adams apple. Boy was she a wild one!

    I think ill call her tonight and ask wasup.
    Later boys and girls!
    [/QUOTE]

    I think that was a transexual. Women do not have adam's apples, only men.

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    Originally posted by palme
    Btw guys this is a made up story i was bored waiting for my bro´s come pick me up
    Later

    Suuuuuuuuuure it was, i think you just got too drunk, admitted what happened to your bros here at AR and are now ashamed

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    Yup I have heard aobut them swetish farm girls.. Ride ya hard and put ya away wet amigo.....
    And the story was funny as hell.

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    Holy Shit bro...that would have been some freaky shit. That fact that you got up and said WTF is that... Kills me!!

    Bad after she showed you the goods...glad you didn't back down. But I would be getting that thing of yours swabbed!!
    Last edited by Shredz; 10-26-2002 at 08:45 PM.

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    Shouldn't be a problem . . . just like getting a job--if you're interested and they have an opening, I'd say go for it . . .

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    Fucken HILARIOUS

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    Wo what is the deal???Is this a real story or not?? I dont understand why you would make some thing up like this..Hmm..

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    Originally posted by Ryanhallmark
    Wo what is the deal???Is this a real story or not?? I dont understand why you would make some thing up like this..Hmm..

    Hehe no worries bro it´s made up

    Ive had this story in my head for about 3 days and yesterday i got bored waitning for my friends so i posted it. I really hope no one here belives it´s true

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    that shit was too funny!!!

    fucking old school trannies from Tunnel and Factory back in the day looked better than any girl in the club!!!!i actually thought i brought one home once.it wasn't until i woke up the next morning w/ a really sore ass that i realized i did!!!!!JK!!!she was just wearing a strap on!!!!ok ok i'm just kidding again!!!!!!ok i'm gonna stop now

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    'Tis a poor mouse who only has one hole

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    okay but was she pretty? abd were you too drunk to know any better? if so then hey its allright we've all been there......er,..right fellas?

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    Did you wake up with an eye sore on your ass eye?

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    Originally posted by Tock
    Shouldn't be a problem . . . just like getting a job--if you're interested and they have an opening, I'd say go for it . . .
    riofl

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    Please Please tell me you left the lights on when you banged her. If I took home a girl with an adams apple and big hands, every fucking light in my house would be on.

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    Talking LOL

    If I had a chick with an adamsapple in my apartment I'd be calling every newspaper around, a medical sensation is what it is. But then again Tjernobyl isn't to far away from over there, maybe somethiing like the Simpsons three eyed fish!

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    So Palme is attracted to chicks who look like men. Gotcha. Gay much?

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