I'm also dating a blonde! haha

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10-29-2002, 05:33 AM
123A

I'm also dating a blonde! haha

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I
have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asks,"What is it supposed to be when it is
finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." "Second, I'd
advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then..we'll put all these
Corn Flakes back into the box."
10-29-2002, 05:35 AM
palme

:lol: cornflakes :lol:
10-29-2002, 05:40 AM
ECKO 747

That just made my day bro.... Thanks
10-29-2002, 05:52 AM
sugar-ray

what do you call a blonde with pig tails?

A blowjob with handle bars.....ha ha ha ha
10-29-2002, 06:01 AM
123A

hahahahaha
10-31-2002, 01:42 PM
BE_STRONG

to damn funny.
10-31-2002, 01:45 PM
BE_STRONG

blonde-A is on one side of the lake.
blonde-b is on the other side of the lake.

blonde-A says "how do you get over there?"

blonde-B says "I'm already over here!"
10-31-2002, 11:56 PM
123A

WAHAHAHAHA!! hey, my girlfriend says lay of the blonde jokes now...
11-01-2002, 03:23 AM
kreper69

:lol: :D :lol: blondes are great aren't they:D
11-01-2002, 03:43 AM
123A

i LOVE a true blonde :)
11-01-2002, 07:01 AM
silverfox

What does a blond call it when you blow in her ear?

A re-fill
11-01-2002, 07:05 AM
Pete235

Why did the blonde get fired from her position working on the assorting line at the M&M's Candy factory?

She kept throwing out all of the "W" 's