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  1. 10-16-2002, 03:19 PM #1
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    Why are man and woman so different

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    He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink, I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was still acting a bit funny, so I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no but I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back home I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything, this is really worrying me. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say 'its all over between us'. Reluctantly, I said I was going to bed, then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise he responded to my advances and we made love. But he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he is seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster.

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    The Bucks lost. Got a shag though.


    ehhehehehhehehehehehe
    true story too.........
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  2. 10-16-2002, 03:29 PM #2
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    Worst thing with women is when they ask "what are you thinking about?"
    It´s like they want a deep answer from me...if they looked down they would know!
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  3. 10-16-2002, 04:28 PM #3
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    Originally posted by palme
    Worst thing with women is when they ask "what are you thinking about?"
    It´s like they want a deep answer from me...if they looked down they would know!
    ain't gotta look down, don't ya feel it diggin in your hip !?!?!?!?
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    LOL guys you crack me up!
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  5. 10-16-2002, 04:32 PM #5
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    Originally posted by KeyMastur


    ain't gotta look down, don't ya feel it diggin in your hip !?!?!?!?

    Yeah but i was thinking it would sound so bad
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  6. 10-17-2002, 09:20 AM #6
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    every time she asks me what are you thinking i say" nothing" and a argument ensues ... if you arnet thinking of anything you would be dead she says, ive been married for 5yrs i might as well be ..... marriage is a great institution!
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  7. 10-17-2002, 09:32 AM #7
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    That's some good shit...and oh so true!

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  8. 10-17-2002, 11:02 PM #8
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    Originally posted by palme
    Worst thing with women is when they ask "what are you thinking about?"
    I always say, "If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking!"
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  9. 10-17-2002, 11:22 PM #9
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    women tend to over analize things? Huh, never noticed.....when they ask, simply say "got a lot on my mind hun, but I love you"...even if I'm not thinking about shit, that always works, and makes them feel important.
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  10. 10-18-2002, 09:26 AM #10
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    Exclamation Hey Broncojosh.......

    women are evil, and men are stupid




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  11. 10-18-2002, 09:30 AM #11
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    LMAO......that was great Minnieme.
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    Hmmmmm maybe I should have read this board before I divorced my husband.???????????
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

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  13. 10-18-2002, 02:44 PM #13
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    Just wait until you guys have been married 10+ years. I can't remember the last time I even wondered what my man was thinking. I am usually too busy thinking about something to wonder.
    One today is worth two tomorrows.
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    Re: Hey Broncojosh.......

    Originally posted by MinnieMe
    women are evil, and men are stupid




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    You are so right...But if you tell me why you are so evil, I will tell you why I am so stupid.
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    Originally posted by broncojosh
    women tend to over analize things? Huh, never noticed.....when they ask, simply say "got a lot on my mind hun, but I love you"...even if I'm not thinking about shit, that always works, and makes them feel important.
    Fuck all that shit....just tell the chic to get me a GAWD DAMN beer....oh might as well make it two....
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    aww...how cute, a lover's quarrel......
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  17. 10-30-2002, 06:39 PM #17
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    hehehhehehehehhehehehhehe and she told me that ....in the face......
    hehehehehhehee
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