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    If you had to design the Perfect Woman for you...........

    What qualities and characteristics would she be endowed with?

    Here are my top three:

    Loves to ride Motorcycles
    Easy to Look at
    Low Maintenance
    Moderately Romantic and healthy appetite for intimacy

    so that's four... so sue me!

    what would you come up with?

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    Thank you DSM for bringing some gay sense into this thread.

    My "perfect woman" would have crazy blue hair with green highlights. Bright pink lipstick, leather stockings and a leather g string with 2 pierced nipples, tight perky fake breasts, a thin 14" waist and a massive bubble but.

    She would also be a sex addict and change her appearance everyday so I never realized I was fvckn the same woman all the time. That would be my
    "perfect woman".

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    I'll get back to this thread when I come up with great ideas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    What qualities and characteristics would she be endowed with?

    Here are my top three:

    Loves to be riden
    Easy to Look at
    Low Maintenance
    Moderately tight and healthy appetite for penis
    slightly modified your post Roman

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    Quote Originally Posted by LatissimusaurousRex View Post
    she looks really intelligent, I bet she's hiding something special

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    she looks really intelligent, I bet she's hiding something special
    Clearly that's why I chose the photo, I love women with huge intelligence.

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    She must know wat the word NO means.Hates to shop.And wat a bed is used for.Dam I am glad my wife aint a member hereShes got the last one ok.But the other 2.Well I give up!

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    Perfect women are very much looked up to.


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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post
    She must know wat the word NO means.Hates to shop.And wat a bed is used for.Dam I am glad my wife aint a member hereShes got the last one ok.But the other 2.Well I give up!
    I hate shopping....unless its for groceries. I don't know what it is and even though I get the same staples all the time...I could spend so much time cruising the aisles. And I love snooping at what other people are buying....

    I hate shopping for clothes....if I could...I'd just stay naked.
    Oh...but I do love looking at motorcycles!!! and yes Times Roman....any kind!

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    There's no such thing as the perfect woman. So just stick to what you have.

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    Personality, hard to explain. Good traits would be-loyal, wild in bed, happy, confident and enjoys same things as me.

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    My list is huge lol

    Brunette with light highlights
    Perky handful size breasts
    Nice round butt
    Flat stomach with a pierced belly button
    Nice teeth
    Knows how to dress
    Understands the importance of gym time
    Understands the importance of alone time
    Understands the importance of random oral sex
    Likes anal
    Into bringing other hot women into bed on special occasions
    Supports the use of aas
    Not a partier but knows how to have a good time
    Able to cook... Especially itialian foods
    Able to clean and enjoy it
    Loves to travel
    Has a big family that are enjoyable to be around
    Knows how to drive well
    Since this is a perfect girl she would have just won the mega millions lotto worth $244 million
    Most importantly she must have beautiful eyes. Ones that i can stare into for long periods of time. Nothings sexier than a nice set of eyes.

    Even with that I'm sure if still find something that urked me about her lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    The perfect woman for Cal... The world's fattest woman



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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta View Post
    that is a ridiculously perfect rack... they shouldnt exist in nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    Thank you DSM for bringing some gay sense into this thread.

    My "perfect woman" would have crazy blue hair with green highlights. Bright pink lipstick, leather stockings and a leather g string with 2 pierced nipples, tight perky fake breasts, a thin 14" waist and a massive bubble but.

    She would also be a sex addict and change her appearance everyday so I never realized I was fvckn the same woman all the time. That would be my
    "perfect woman".
    Is this what you are looking for Bojangles?

    I think DSM was on the right track.
    Last edited by lovbyts; 03-21-2011 at 12:07 AM.

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    Perfect chick is easy. lots of money in the bank, likes to cook and a dirty whore in bed. What else is there ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    My list is huge lol

    Brunette with light highlights
    Perky handful size breasts
    Nice round butt
    Flat stomach with a pierced belly button
    Nice teeth
    Knows how to dress
    Understands the importance of gym time
    Understands the importance of alone time
    Understands the importance of random oral sex
    Likes anal
    Into bringing other hot women into bed on special occasions
    Supports the use of aas
    Not a partier but knows how to have a good time
    Able to cook... Especially itialian foods
    Able to clean and enjoy it
    Loves to travel
    Has a big family that are enjoyable to be around
    Knows how to drive well
    Since this is a perfect girl she would have just won the mega millions lotto worth $244 million
    Most importantly she must have beautiful eyes. Ones that i can stare into for long periods of time. Nothings sexier than a nice set of eyes.

    Even with that I'm sure if still find something that urked me about her lol.
    And she has to have an identical twin sister for me that just turned 21 (so we can go drink) but looks significantly younger.

    Might want to add she enjoys wearing different outfits depending on mood and nude is always an option.
    Must not take 1hr+ to get ready to go to the store.
    Must not take 2hr+ to get ready to go out on a date
    Does not need/want to put on makeup to go to the beach or other outdoor activities.
    Must like to be spontaneous and adventuresome sex. Car, moving vehicles and outdoor sex is OK/Fun. Semi voyeur/risky.

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    how judgmental and insure you guys look when you write all this stuff? seriously.... only a guy with low self esteem will judge people like this. how would you feel if someone tell it to your face that you are ugly? Hate to break it to you guys but "perfect" only exsists in fantasies we all all human and ALL of us has their flaws.
    Last edited by calgarian; 03-21-2011 at 12:11 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    My list is huge lol

    Brunette with light highlights
    Perky handful size breasts
    Nice round butt
    Flat stomach with a pierced belly button
    Nice teeth
    Knows how to dress
    Understands the importance of gym time
    Understands the importance of alone time
    Understands the importance of random oral sex
    Likes anal
    Into bringing other hot women into bed on special occasions
    Supports the use of aas
    Not a partier but knows how to have a good time
    Able to cook... Especially itialian foods
    Able to clean and enjoy it
    Loves to travel
    Has a big family that are enjoyable to be around
    Knows how to drive well
    Since this is a perfect girl she would have just won the mega millions lotto worth $244 million
    Most importantly she must have beautiful eyes. Ones that i can stare into for long periods of time. Nothings sexier than a nice set of eyes.

    Even with that I'm sure if still find something that urked me about her lol.
    And I take it that all of these qualities are present in SB???

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    how judgmental and insure you guys look when you write all this stuff? seriously.... only a guy with low self esteem will judge people like this. how would you feel if someone tell it to your face that you are ugly? Hate to break it to you guys but "perfect" only exsists in fantasies we all all human and ALL of us has their flaws.
    It's the Lounge Forum, that's what it's for. It's all in good fun and ugly to one person is beautiful to another. Luckily we dont all have the same taste and women do the same thing if they admit it or not, they just have different ideas of what perfect is.

    Are you OK today? Maybe you need a drink, some chocolate or Valium? Seriously though, don't take it to seriously. If no one cared about anything or had any desires we would all be pretty boring.
    Last edited by lovbyts; 03-21-2011 at 12:20 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    It's the Forum, that's what it's for. It's all in good fun and ugly to one person is beautiful to another. Luckily we dont all have the same taste and women do the same thing if they admit it or not, they just have different ideas of what perfect is.

    Are you OK today? Maybe you need a drink, some chocolate or Valium? Seriously though, don't take it to seriously. If no one cared about anything or had any desires we would all be pretty boring.
    actually i would love to pop a valium cant sleep(****ing tren M). but sometimes all these perfect man / perfect woman crap pisses me off....oh well i get over it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    how judgmental and insure you guys look when you write all this stuff? seriously.... only a guy with low self esteem will judge people like this. how would you feel if someone tell it to your face that you are ugly? Hate to break it to you guys but "perfect" only exsists in fantasies we all all human and ALL of us has their flaws.
    STOP THE PRESS! Cal actually confesses to having real human emotion and implies that a woman is more than a vagina with legs

    I don't think we are in Kansas anymore Toto!

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    Quote Originally Posted by auslifta View Post
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    Personality, hard to explain. Good traits would be-loyal, wild in bed, happy, confident and enjoys same things as me.
    You sir..... are a fvcking genious! I was already thinking of her before I saw your post ahahaha - she's stunning.

    Trait wise..... She wouldn't give me shit about dieting, training, or aas use. She'd pretty much wanna fvck whenever I do..... but not wanna bang every 2 hours. That's just not healthy.....

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    Sorry guys I had her when she was good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    STOP THE PRESS! Cal actually confesses to having real human emotion and implies that a woman is more than a vagina with legs

    I don't think we are in Kansas anymore Toto!
    where u r , u should be lucky to see vagina even in the picture, and when it comes to saying woman is more then vagina...i like to fvck everyone equally

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    where u r , u should be lucky to see vagina even in the picture, and when it comes to saying woman is more then vagina...i like to fvck everyone equally
    i am unable to argue any of these points sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I think I liked your big hair avi better, although I admit that this avi has a smokin body

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    There...no big hair...nor smokin body...just moi off season

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    you seem to have a different tasty look with each new avi =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    you seem to have a different tasty look with each new avi =)
    I love changing my looks...keeps men guessing

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    it works... cuz I'm guessing....!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    it works... cuz I'm guessing....!
    the amount of flirting (with 100% no results) that goes on it just mind boggling........

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    the amount of flirting (with 100% no results) that goes on it just mind boggling........
    Ho ho ho

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    Wouldn't it be a perfect world if the list you guys have and the list we gals have, match up!

    They say a girl marries a guy hoping "to change him" and a guy marries a girl "hoping she does not change."

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