damn kids!!

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11-01-2002, 11:34 AM
jarrett

damn kids!!

last night around 8pm i went up to Kroger to get some pinto beans as im walking up into the grocery store i see this little 15 or 16 year old hispanic kid wearing all black with 5 dozen cartons of eggs.. i stopped and just looked at him as he was placing the eggs in his pockets and sweat shirt he looks at me and gives me thsi stupid pilsbury dough boy laugh.. i walk right over to him and tell him you think its funny huh gunna go throw eggs at cars huh.. he then tells me to fuck off.. the nerve of this 16 year old 5'2 110 lbs loser.. i get a little rage in me as the boy stands up i grab him and start swatting at his pants and pockets breaking all the eggs he had stuffed in his clothes.. and then step on his cartons of eggs.... damn i was pissed i hate kids that try and be so destructive to other peoples personal belongings...

anyways moral of the story he didnt have anymore eggs to throw hehehehe and i bet he smelled horrible walking around with yolk in his pockets
11-01-2002, 11:46 AM
palme

LOL! Good one bro!
11-01-2002, 11:46 AM
KeyMastur

haha......nice job. i hate them friggin punks that want to cause destruction to everything. of course, would you rather him egg your house or wrap it ???? i would rather egg, cause i can just let the rain wash it off. toilet paper, now there's a clean up.

of course if he's throwin eggs at my car, he's gonna get fucked up if i see where he's hidin.
11-01-2002, 12:18 PM
nuke

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!OMG THE VISUAL ON THAT IS KILLIN GME !
11-01-2002, 12:48 PM
tatty

HAHAHAHAAHHHHH....ditto with nuke. ROFL
11-01-2002, 12:49 PM
Shredz

LOL...you rock bro. Way to stick it to that little bastard. Serves the kid right.
11-01-2002, 12:51 PM
m16a2

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! I can just see you doing that too!!!!! wish I could have seen that!
11-01-2002, 12:58 PM
Totenkopf

LOL
Glad you had your own fun
11-01-2002, 01:32 PM
MindBomb

LOL...Good job. He got what he was asking for.
11-01-2002, 01:39 PM
Warrior

Thanks for saving me some car paint braddah!
11-01-2002, 02:30 PM
seniormateus

You probably made that bastard piss his pants. Who's your daddy! How funny! Some little thug wannabes slit all the tires on the block the only night I left my Range Rover out. I would have paid them the price of my new tires just to catch them in the act. Just as well because now I'd be on trial for using my hands as deadly weapons.
11-01-2002, 03:58 PM
jarrett

yeah that little fucker got what he deserved.. i was kinda worried that he might have some older brothers with him or what ever but it still was a freaking hoot!! laughed my ass off!
11-01-2002, 08:31 PM
shorty2big

good job. little freakin' brat got what he deserved
11-01-2002, 08:33 PM
The French Curler

lol, cool I got an egg thrown at me during Halloween, but I used my cat-like reflexes to dodge it just in time. Man, if that car hadn't been going so fast, I would have waited until the car stopped and kicked through their windows.
11-01-2002, 09:29 PM
Jdawg50

Dude, that is the funniest shit I have heard for a long time!!!!!!
11-02-2002, 12:54 PM
palme

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Jarret vs the punk
11-02-2002, 12:58 PM
DeFiNeDMasS

haha nice reinactment.:thumbsup:
11-02-2002, 01:36 PM
ripped4fsu

:roflol:
11-02-2002, 02:35 PM
Shredz

nice touch Palme
11-04-2002, 10:08 AM
Butch

Palme nice picture of Jarett....:lol:
11-04-2002, 10:31 AM
FireFighter

haha thats funny. But We have done this before. Man I was such a little punk when I was yonger!! But I hate those little punks now.. we never egged anyone but this one time we got my one teacher. This fuckin guy was busting our balls in class cuz we were using creatine. Calling us arnold and makin fun of us in front of everyone.. so we egged the shit outta his car. About 6 dozen eggs on this asses car.. haha it was a laugh the whole way home!
11-04-2002, 05:58 PM
Butch

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Originally posted by FireFighter
haha thats funny. But We have done this before. Man I was such a little punk when I was yonger!! But I hate those little punks now.. we never egged anyone but this one time we got my one teacher. This fuckin guy was busting our balls in class cuz we were using creatine. Calling us arnold and makin fun of us in front of everyone.. so we egged the shit outta his car. About 6 dozen eggs on this asses car.. haha it was a laugh the whole way home!

I have to agree...when I was a teenager me and my friends would egg people...not cars. WE usually got in Shaving cream/egg fights with other kids. It was a Halloween thing we did for a couple of years.
11-05-2002, 12:46 PM
jarrett

man i feel like an old man now telling kids to slow down stop speeding, quit throwing eggs, damn whats next preaching about abstenince??? gawd and im only 22
11-05-2002, 02:05 PM
Big Rush

lol......thats awesome....what did the little shit do or say after you crushed the eggs in his pocket?
11-05-2002, 02:24 PM
jarrett

he was jsut trying to get away from me i was on him like a bee on honey.. it was some funny shit i thought i almost caught a tear fall from his check but he was a little caulky bastard so its all good!!