Make your semen taste much better

**Bertuzzi** · 02-10-2011, 08:48 PM

So, not sure if this have ever been posted, but I figure this site needs this, due to our high protein diets we are known for having bad tasting/smelling semen.

Gonna try this drink out for a few weeks.... I let you know what the GF says.... wish me luck!

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To most, semen isn't a taste that people crave. There may be a few people out there who can honestly admit to liking the taste of Jizz, but most will compare it to a bitter salt tablet. Most men wish their partner would swallow, and usually the biggest road block is the fact that their partner hates the taste. Here are some tips that will help to improve the taste of your semen.

Diet Influences Your Semen's Taste And Smell
Like your other bodilly secretions, semen's taste and smell is affected directly by what you eat and drink. Like you may notice, the taste of your female partner's vaginal secretions is also linked to what she eats or drinks. Have you ever noticed that if you eat a meal consisting of onions or garlic, the smell seems to escape from your skin pores the next day? Your cum is the same way and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.

While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.

Passing The Taste Test
It will come as a disappointment to most party animals, but the best way to produce better tasting jizz is to live free of consuming toxins. You will need to take it easy when it comes to consuming your favorite vices - alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and junk food will really put a strain on your production of great tasting man chowder. It's been said that vegetarians, both men and women, have better tasting bodilly secretions, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. The secret to great tasting cum is to eat plenty of fresh fruits and veggies. What should you drink? Loads of juice and water.

Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your cum taste sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.

At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are oniony to say the least. Vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. If you like heavilly strongly spiced dishes like curries, you can also count on those spices to carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too much for better tasting sperm. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet, and this should always be kept in mind. Just keep this in mind though: if you're planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer.

Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you'll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.

The Magic Pill
There are a number of supplements now available that claim to improve the taste of semen or even alter it to specific flavors. Most contain concentrated fruit, sweetening agents, spices or flavorings, and sometimes vitamins or minerals. They may work for some people when used according to the directions, but don't expect miracles.

One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that doesn't seem all that farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also beware of supplements that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own.

Be Consistent For The Best Benefits
Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is its consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery spunk can be unappetizing to say the least. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen. Becoming dehydrated can make your spunk thicken or get stringy which as you can imagine, would be most unappetizing. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume of cum and better consistency, and this is probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum, so eat up if you want more cream.

A Drink Recepie For Tasty Seed
Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though I can't make promises, this drink might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast.

Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

**bruary17** · 02-10-2011, 08:54 PM

I seriously just took a camera pic of that recipe.

**Bertuzzi** · 02-10-2011, 08:56 PM

**songdog** · 02-10-2011, 09:02 PM

Just wondering.When was the last time you inspected your goods

**Bertuzzi** · 02-10-2011, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by songdog

Just wondering.When was the last time you inspected your goods

What?? That was just confusing..... what does this have to do with looking at your package?

**crazy_rocks** · 02-10-2011, 09:35 PM

so test out your recipe and tell us how you think it tastes

**SlimmerMe** · 02-10-2011, 09:37 PM

This might qualify as a FIVE STAR RATED THREAD......I predict

**Noles12** · 02-10-2011, 09:38 PM

I tried that recipe a while back and my GF said she couldnt tell a difference after me drinking it for a little while. I think there are just too many other things in my diet that affect it

**Bertuzzi** · 02-10-2011, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by crazy_rocks

so test out your recipe and tell us how you think it tastes

I am drinking it as I type this and the drink itself is actually pretty good.... let's hope it does as promised

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

This might qualify as a FIVE STAR RATED THREAD......I predict

We can only hope

Originally Posted by Noles12

I tried that recipe a while back and my GF said she couldnt tell a difference after me drinking it for a little while. I think there are just too many other things in my diet that affect it

Thats what I am thinking.... but I'll play guinea pig #2 for everyone.... hope my GF doesn't mind testing the theory

**Bertuzzi** · 02-10-2011, 09:41 PM

An yes..... I ran to the store and bought the ingredients I didn't have

I only needed Pineapple and apple juice.... worst thing is I was just at the store 2 hours ago.

**layeazy** · 02-10-2011, 09:42 PM

yeah at first i thought this would be a DSM4life thread lol

good recipe never heard of it before....

**drdeath613** · 02-10-2011, 10:28 PM

you are what you eat if you take in lots of salt then i feel bad for your mate but then again i dont have this problem

for the most part i blend some fresh fruit in all my shakes while im at home but im a strawberry and banana man so thats what goes in my shakes its the next best thing to ice cream when frozen

**Times Roman** · 02-10-2011, 11:48 PM

if yer woman pulls back just pull out the bull whip..........

**Friend** · 02-11-2011, 12:51 AM

Unless you drink your own jizz, who gives a f*ck what it tastes like? Seriously.

**Tigershark** · 02-11-2011, 04:16 AM

Eating kiwi and celery will do the same thing.

**Noles12** · 02-11-2011, 04:21 AM

Originally Posted by Friend

Unless you drink your own jizz, who gives a f*ck what it tastes like? Seriously.

Because it hard to convince your girl to continue to go down on you when she thinks it tastes like sh!t.

Im sure if it was the opposite situation and your girl tasted disgusting you wouldnt want to go down there very often

**crazy_rocks** · 02-11-2011, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

I am drinking it as I type this and the drink itself is actually pretty good.... let's hope it does as promised

not how the recipe tastes. what i meant was tell us how the semen tastes. test it out for us.

**Hazard** · 02-11-2011, 08:59 AM

My friend tried something like this...... he drank mainly pineapple juice and after his gf took his babby batter down she said "Don't you ever take another sip of pineapple juice ever again"

LOL best of luck!

~Haz~

**MACHINE5150** · 02-11-2011, 09:02 AM

i'm sure my semen tastes like shit, but that is because i usually cum in the girls ass

**DSM4Life** · 02-11-2011, 09:32 AM

Thats my post workout shake.

**calgarian** · 02-11-2011, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

An yes..... I ran to the store and bought the ingredients I didn't have

I only needed Pineapple and apple juice.... worst thing is I was just at the store 2 hours ago.

because of some reason i thought that you were on the receiving side instead of giving side...i dont know why....

**fukngruvn** · 02-11-2011, 10:47 AM

i'm not the one that has to taste it, so i'm not overly concerned how it tastes...

**fukngruvn** · 02-11-2011, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by machine5150

i'm sure my semen tastes like shit, but that is because i usually cum in the girls ass

:d!!

**songdog** · 02-11-2011, 11:32 AM

Tren does some bad stuff to your semen also.

**Shol'va** · 02-11-2011, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

So, not sure if this have ever been posted, but I figure this site needs this, due to our high protein diets we are known for having bad tasting/smelling semen.

Gonna try this drink out for a few weeks.... I let you know what the GF says.... wish me luck!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

To most, semen isn't a taste that people crave. There may be a few people out there who can honestly admit to liking the taste of Jizz, but most will compare it to a bitter salt tablet. Most men wish their partner would swallow, and usually the biggest road block is the fact that their partner hates the taste. Here are some tips that will help to improve the taste of your semen.

Diet Influences Your Semen's Taste And Smell
Like your other bodilly secretions, semen's taste and smell is affected directly by what you eat and drink. Like you may notice, the taste of your female partner's vaginal secretions is also linked to what she eats or drinks. Have you ever noticed that if you eat a meal consisting of onions or garlic, the smell seems to escape from your skin pores the next day? Your cum is the same way and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.

While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.

Passing The Taste Test
It will come as a disappointment to most party animals, but the best way to produce better tasting jizz is to live free of consuming toxins. You will need to take it easy when it comes to consuming your favorite vices - alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and junk food will really put a strain on your production of great tasting man chowder. It's been said that vegetarians, both men and women, have better tasting bodilly secretions, so you may want to steer clear of red meat, fish, and dairy. The secret to great tasting cum is to eat plenty of fresh fruits and veggies. What should you drink? Loads of juice and water.

Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your cum taste sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.

At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are oniony to say the least. Vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. If you like heavilly strongly spiced dishes like curries, you can also count on those spices to carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too much for better tasting sperm. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet, and this should always be kept in mind. Just keep this in mind though: if you're planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer.

Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you'll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.

The Magic Pill
There are a number of supplements now available that claim to improve the taste of semen or even alter it to specific flavors. Most contain concentrated fruit, sweetening agents, spices or flavorings, and sometimes vitamins or minerals. They may work for some people when used according to the directions, but don't expect miracles.

One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that doesn't seem all that farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also beware of supplements that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own.

Be Consistent For The Best Benefits
Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is its consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery spunk can be unappetizing to say the least. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen. Becoming dehydrated can make your spunk thicken or get stringy which as you can imagine, would be most unappetizing. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume of cum and better consistency, and this is probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum, so eat up if you want more cream.

A Drink Recepie For Tasty Seed
Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though I can't make promises, this drink might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast.

Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

Someone's been leaking secret gay recipes again. Damn Martha Stewert anyhow.

**Bertuzzi** · 02-11-2011, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by crazy_rocks

not how the recipe tastes. what i meant was tell us how the semen tastes. test it out for us.

Ummmm.... NO thanks

Originally Posted by Hazard

My friend tried something like this...... he drank mainly pineapple juice and after his gf took his babby batter down she said "Don't you ever take another sip of pineapple juice ever again"

LOL best of luck!

~Haz~

I'll let you guys know how it works.... just made another one this morning.

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Thats my post workout shake.

Figures.....

Originally Posted by calgarian

because of some reason i thought that you were on the receiving side instead of giving side...i dont know why....

I know, you are confused easily.

**Bertuzzi** · 02-11-2011, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Someone's been leaking secret gay recipes again. Damn Martha Stewert anyhow.

If it works... I'm gonna want some more secret gay recipes....

**drdeath613** · 02-11-2011, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Friend

Unless you drink your own jizz, who gives a f*ck what it tastes like? Seriously.

lol youll care 20 min after you forgot your old lady just took you load in her mouth and got to french her

**calgarian** · 02-11-2011, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Ummmm.... NO thanks

I'll let you guys know how it works.... just made another one this morning.

Figures.....

I know, you are confused easily.

little birdy told me.......

**Uncle$** · 02-11-2011, 06:47 PM

No idea what mine tastes like, that's a good thing, plan on keeping it that way! No complaints from the ladies, only compliments about being the best ever!

**Bertuzzi** · 02-11-2011, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Uncle$

No idea what mine tastes like, that's a good thing, plan on keeping it that way! No complaints from the ladies, only compliments about being the best ever!

Ummmm.... if girls say that, that means you sucked and they feel sorry for you.... Hate to break it to you. If you don't believe me, ask a girl on here..... Slimmer, please confirm

**SlimmerMe** · 02-11-2011, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Ummmm.... if girls say that, that means you sucked and they feel sorry for you.... Hate to break it to you. If you don't believe me, ask a girl on here..... Slimmer, please confirm

Can I plead the 5th?

**crazy_rocks** · 02-11-2011, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

My friend tried something like this...... he drank mainly pineapple juice and after his gf took his babby batter down she said "Don't you ever take another sip of pineapple juice ever again"

LOL best of luck!

~Haz~

so she didnt like it

**Bertuzzi** · 02-11-2011, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

Can I plead the 5th?

I guess, if you must.... You're lucky you're not in Canada.... we don't have a 5th

**Dont wanna be old** · 02-11-2011, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by drdeath613

lol youll care 20 min after you forgot your old lady just took you load in her mouth and got to french her

I can't believe I even looked at this thread .

Then I see Drdeath613 busted everyone .

**Uncle$** · 02-11-2011, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Ummmm.... if girls say that, that means you sucked and they feel sorry for you.... Hate to break it to you. If you don't believe me, ask a girl on here..... Slimmer, please confirm

Is that why they immediately wanted to go into round 2 but I'd have to make them wait a min while my soldier recuperated?

**Bertuzzi** · 02-11-2011, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by Uncle$

Is that why they immediately wanted to go into round 2 but I'd have to make them wait a min while my soldier recuperated?

No, thats cuz round one was only 3 to 5 mins and they are not even close to being satisfied.... what they think is, should I just go in the bathroom and finish myself off or just lay here and let this guy go to town and hopefully I'll get off.... they take the easy route, because they are most likely drunk or too tired.... so they let you hammer away on them again.... word to the wise turn on a little music and try to stay with the beat

*just havin some fun you set me up so nicely*

**Uncle$** · 02-11-2011, 08:18 PM

Lol

**bushido3374** · 02-15-2011, 12:35 PM

LMAO!! Funny how us men are motivated

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

An yes..... I ran to the store and bought the ingredients I didn't have

I only needed Pineapple and apple juice.... worst thing is I was just at the store 2 hours ago.

**bushido3374** · 02-15-2011, 09:08 PM

Here's a recipe that will make your semen delicious!

1/4 cup sugar
4 strawberries
dash of chocolate syrup
your semen

blend and serve- it will be delicious!