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    Man claims STRENGTH of 30,000

    Forget the HULK, this guy can lift trucks with one arm


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIVCpzSQTPc

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    And they say we are crazy?

    WTF? They actually believe this guy?

    Its weird to see other people's cultures. It makes me feel good about our great country.

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    I mean, I make about 50hp but come on..... 260? No way.

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    Ahahaha,
    He has not sleept since he was born,
    He has sex 15 times a day!

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    One human can produce an average of 0.3hp.

    Other than that he is full of sh*t.

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    Wow .3 of a hp nice power

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    hahaha, I wish I could drink melted butter to be strong like him!

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    i eat crisco with a spoon maybe i dont need to work.

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    Recons his dad was 840hp,,,, no wonder the world is so screwed up when people really believe this kind of rubbish

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    I like the excuse that he didn't want to lift the truck before the interview because he might get "a burst of energy" and break everything to pieces.

    Seriously, let's pool some money together and get Fedor to hunt him down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daem View Post
    I like the excuse that he didn't want to lift the truck before the interview because he might get "a burst of energy" and break everything to pieces.

    Seriously, let's pool some money together and get Fedor to hunt him down.
    Better yet, Urijah Faber......

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536 View Post
    Better yet, Urijah Faber......
    You get him to do that, and while he's busy i'll bang all he's wifes,,,,,,,,Oh second thought looking at them NO i won't

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    He is not allowed to work because because he can hurt
    his co workers with his strenght.

    He is not allowed to go to jail because of his strenght!

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    He deserted the army! Not cause he's a fat, lazy mother****er, but because his strength was too great for the army to contain!

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    He doesn't work! Not cause he's a fat, lazy mother****er, but because if he merely looked at the boss, the boss would explode into flames!

    Chuck Norris has met his lord and master!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    He doesn't work! Not cause he's a fat, lazy mother****er, but because if he merely looked at the boss, the boss would explode into flames!

    Chuck Norris has met his lord and master!
    Ahahah
    We should start jokes about this guy instead of the chuck norris
    jokes.

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    that fat bastard should be shot. he's nothing more then a lazy, fat slob and in reality he couldnt rip a piece of paper let alone a coin
    source checks- 200 posts and 6 month membership min. entirely within my discretion
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    pathetic lol.

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    What does this guy think he is chuck norris or something?

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    wouldnt that be nice.. not have to go to work.. cant get locked up..
    hell, look out..

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    Why bother eating 5-8 meals a day and using Gear when clearly it's all about melted butter and raw mutton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    He deserted the army! Not cause he's a fat, lazy mother****er, but because his strength was too great for the army to contain!
    This made me LOL

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    LOL! This thread is the some of the funniest shit i've seen on here and considering the total amount of comedians that post here that something.

    Melted butter and raw mutton?! Lol
    Last edited by BajanBastard; 11-13-2008 at 07:15 PM.

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    lmao haha this guy needs to get on cycle and clean up his diet.

    He looks like Mr Potato Heads dad or something.

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    So you guys are suggesting this Ahmad mohammed cant pull a train?
    Or lift a truck with one arm?

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    We are forgetting that his Dad was even greater at 850 horsepower!

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    some members r envious don't like to admit the truth.
    i believe it i ve seen a guy like him in south africa. this guy in s.s can peal off cocoa with his teath his draw is as strong as pitball. and he does wounders this people r conans. but they stay low profile cases.
    i had to add this he have to have sex with his wives 15 times a day!!! wow
    Last edited by Dinosaur; 11-14-2008 at 10:54 AM.

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    not sure what i kept watching that but now im in a bad mood because there are people stupid enought to think that and then there a dbags that will sit and interview him then the sorry f ck like me that sat there and watched it

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    There is a perfectly good explanation for his strength- He was wearing a wolf shirt...

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    guess it must be REALLY REALLY hot over there, causing mental disfunction. that's the only explanation i could think of. Hey guys, i can lift my apt building off the ground!! but dont ask me to see it though, i might get a burst of energy and hurt someone!! lmfao!!!

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    OK I`ll start:

    1. Ahmad Abdullah never sleeps, NEVER.
    2. Ahmad Abdullah does not punch guys, he throws trucks at them!
    3. When you feel an earthquake, its actually Ahmad Abdullah farting!

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    Proof that you don't have to be a genius to fool the masses, the masses just have to be really stupid.


    ALLAH BE PRAISED!

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    that was one of the silliest videos i have seen in a while... it is even sillier than the one with those kids repping 500...lol

    I must be bored allowing myself to watch that hogwash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    Proof that you don't have to be a genius to fool the masses, the masses just have to be really stupid.


    ALLAH BE PRAISED!
    Says 2 party system

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    Says 2 party system

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    the only coins that fat ass ripped in half were probably those candy ones to get to the chocolate...

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    4. The egyptian pyramids are not a mystery, Ahmad Abdullah built them.

    5. Ahmad Abdullah`s Burst of energy equals the power of 85 million
    nuclear bombs, the Scientists all agree.

    6. Ahmad Abdullah was one of the 300 Spartans! They only lost when he
    got bored and left the battlefield.

    7. Ahmad Abdullah does not drink whey protein after his training,
    he drinks melted butter!

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