Sweet Mary Mother the 80's movie The Last Starfighter is on tv!
My favorite part is when our intrepid hero, Alex, aka the last starfighter, is beating the record on what appears to be the town's only vdieo arcade game and like the entire town is crowded around cheering him on. The scene brought a tear to my eye and I had to go masturbate right away. I especially love how his girlfriend is right by his side donning one of those glass-eyed "You can do it!" looks on her face. I admire his persistence and dedication though - rather than banging his girlfriend he'd rather be impressing the obviously crucial members of his little community, thus turning his otherwise irrelevant existence into a glorious one. You have to hand it to the writers, they know EXACTLY what North America's male youth is all about.
