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    Wooohooo sing you bastard!

    I like my women like I like my chicken
    With a little bit of fat on the end
    Not too much, not too little
    Just enough to make me grin
    If you see a little woman walking down the street
    She ain't my type I need a little more meat
    She's skinny, not my cup of tea woaha
    We gonna learn that chicken song
    Or we ain't going home...

    Sorry folks... having one of my Rodney Carrington moments

    Red

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    i don't know who Rodney Carrington is, but whooohooo!!

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    "Dear Penis,
    I dont think I like you anymore...
    You used to watch me shave, now all ya do is stare at the floor
    Oh dear penis, i dont like you anymore.

    It used to be just you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
    thats all we needed to get by...
    Now it seems that things have changed and I think you are the one to blame dear penis, I dont like you anymore."

    AND HE SINGS

    Dear Rodney.
    I dont think I like you anymore.
    cuz when you get to drinkin, ya put me places Ive never been before
    dear rodney, i dont like you anymore.

    Why cant we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship
    come to terms with truely how we fell

    If we put our heads together, we'll just stay home forever dear penis, I think i like you after all.

    Oh and rodney while your shavin shave my balls"


    Another classic Rodney Carrington for the bros!

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    Rodney Who is in Jail talking to a cop.

    Rodney- let me out
    Cop-uh uh
    Rodney- Come on fucker, I aint playin

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    It was horrible, He went out in the crowd and started fuckin people.

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    kreper69 Rodney's a comedian. He sings funny songs in a Country-Western style. I believe he's from Texas.

    Check out his site at:

    http://www.rodneycarrington.com/


    Another Rodney moment

    He was a...
    gay factory worker from the south!
    He takes what you pee out of
    and puts it in his mouth!

    mwwww mwww mwwwww wwww wwww
    mwwww mwww mwwwww wwww wwww
    raaaaaake SPIT...

    Red

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    symatech I read the post this morning and then had "Dear penis" stuck in my head all day!

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    Red

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    Originally posted by Red Ketchup
    kreper69 Rodney's a comedian. He sings funny songs in a Country-Western style. I believe he's from Texas.

    Check out his site at:

    http://www.rodneycarrington.com/

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    Originally posted by tt333
    It was horrible, He went out in the crowd and started fuckin people.
    I think he chipped some lady's tooth!



    I got a 12 inches dick
    And a dozen roses
    And a pickup truck
    hubba hubba hubba hey!

    Thats all I wrote to this one,
    it's all I figured I needed.
    Last edited by Red Ketchup; 11-14-2002 at 09:35 PM.

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    LMAO! He was here in concert this summer and I missed it. Didn't realize he was here till it was too late.

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    Originally posted by Red Ketchup
    symatech I read the post this morning and then had "Dear penis" stuck in my head all day!

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    Red
    ya its a catchy tune

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    Ahh time for another Rodney moment!


    Titties and beer
    Rodney Carrington

    Titties and beer (Titties and beer)
    Titties and beer (Titties and beer)
    I think god allmighty for titties and beer (big titties and beer)
    Hung two legged deer (Titties and beer)
    Thank god I ain't queer (Titties and beer)
    Theres one thing daddy likes and thats titties and beer (big old titties and beer)
    Oh little titties and beer
    Great big titties and my beer
    God dammit I love those motherfucking titties...

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    i like the pooty poo freshiner...
    hmmm why dont they make those things in flavors i like beef and chicken bulion

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    Dale, we've been buddies for a few years..............................., lets rub our weiners together?!! Come on you sombitch its just us, I wont tell nobody.

    You never hear of no famous gay guy saying, Ive been sucking dick for twenty years, Tired of it............want some pussy.

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    Time for another Rodney moment...

    I dedicate this one to Maria Calo, "female" bodybuilder from this thread:

    http://anabolicreview.com/vbulletin/...threadid=35749



    She's More of a man
    Rodney Carrington


    She likes to go hunting with her buddies
    She once killed a deer with just a stick
    She likes those smoky bars, and rotgut whiskey
    And pull my finger is still her favorite trick

    She likes Hormell chilly on her ice cream
    With a jalapeno pepper on the side
    She wants fried bacon with her shirt off
    chopped up an onion and did not even cry

    Hell she's more of a man than I'll ever be
    She's done things most men can't believe
    She chews tobbaco, swallows the juice
    Her real names Sheila, but they call her Moose
    She's more of a man than I'll ever be

    She likes her old job down at the factory
    Even though she lost an arm in '83
    She spent a little time at Bolsom prison
    And Johnny Cash is tattoed on her knee

    She's never rode a bull thats ever thrown her
    Hell she rode one all the way thru Tennessee
    She's never met a man who's ever owned her
    Although I think she's got the hots for me

    Oh shit she's more of a man than I'll ever be
    She's done things most men can't believe
    She eats beef jerky by the ton
    And stares directly at the sun
    She's more of a man than I'll ever be

    It's plain to see, the put the HE in She
    She's more of a man than I'll ever be

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    Dont you ever come back to Chuckies, you son of a bitch!

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